"Your Final Destination for Pizza!" the sign says above a family-owned restaurant run by the Smash brothers. It's your favorite stop for pizza, and today you're especially excited. Every six or so years, the store goes through a major renovation. It seemed like so long ago when they first renovated, and the service was much faster, or their second renovation, when they made the store a lot more family-friendly and open to newer customers. Now it's time for another change, and the night is finally here! You walk inside, and decide to take a look at what toppings there are. It's time for your favorite type of pizza - the cheese-lover's pizza, a delicious pie with every type of cheese the store offers on top. You take a look up on the board, and realize that one of your favorite types of cheeses is missing, despite having been there the last twelve years. Three other cheeses are missing as well. How could they do this, you think to yourself, seething with anger. Despite all the other new types of cheese that have been added, you simply can't enjoy this. I would rather they made sure the old cheese types stayed, instead of adding new ones.
Nonetheless, you order up a cheese-lover's pizza for yourself.
"Here you go" they say, giving you the box. "We added in a complementary bread stick for free" they add, before you go.
"WHAT?! A BREAD STICK? That ruins the entire pizza! How can I enjoy this pizza if I have this stupid bread stick added on?"
"Oh- sorry sir. We just thought it would be nice if you had a little more than-" You cut him off.
"This bread stick will ruin the pizza, how can I enjoy the other cheeses if the cheese on the bread stick is also there? They'll taste too similar! You need to stop this policy at once, or else I'll never eat here again!"
"Sir, you don't have to eat it. The other customers don't seem to mind at all."
You open up the box, and look inside. There isn't even a cheese stuffing in the crust.
"Where is my cheese stuffing? I specifically requested cheese stuffing for years, why haven't you listened to me?"
"It's simply not an option on the menu, sir."
"NOT AN OPTION?! I bet the reason the cheese crust is missing is because you used all of it putting it on the bread stick!"
"Not at all sir, we simply had some cheese left over, we thought it would be a nice treat-"
"Nice treat? How disgusting, there is simply no way to enjoy the pizza any more with the bread stick on the side. I won't eat here again!"
You storm out, leaving the pizza behind. Oh, you'll miss the pizza, and you know it. No other pizza can match what the Smash brothers offer. As you walk down the street, you notice the All-Stars pizzeria, almost completely devoid of customers save a few, eating some gross-looking slices of pizza. No, certainly no one else makes pizza like the Smash brothers.
