Let's do this.
1) PC gamers act like jehova witnesses
I swear to god the rhetoric is annoying. Just all of the time with just badgering everyone to hop on board. We get it, you like PC gaming, leave me alone about it.
Sure, there are zealous PC gamers who want to push PC in your face and use every opportunity to shit on everything else, but those type of people are everywhere. Be it technology, believes or fandoms. There are console gamers who just love to look down on PC gamer for whatever reason.
And the comparison with Jehoav's witness is a bit wonky, since this is less about believing in a higher power and more about facts that are easier to prove with consoles and PC than with gods.
2) PCs are WAY more expensive to run.
Yep, electricty costs alone are in many cases double a console's. This adds up fairly quickly, and ends up being more expensive than a PS or XBOX with their respective service.
I don't know about that. Could be, I use my PC for more than just gaming, so I can't measure how much gaming influences my electricity bill.
That's a thing too. I buy a PC where I can game, but I can additionally work with it, surf with it, watch videos with it, play my DVDs, manage the content of my Smartphone, listen to music, etc.
3) Ownership
Good luck actually OWNING a PC game, best you get is a license based on good will. LOL.
What a compelling argumentation. You don't 'own' console games either, only the physical disc. There are some games that are bound to accounts with not other legal way to acquire them, true, but so far I didn't lose any game.
4) Cheats
Fairly common on PC, less so on consoles.
There are things like Punkbuster.
5) Ergonomics
Mouse/Keyboard are just horribly uncomfortable. Sure you get higher precision with a mouse for FPS, but my god is it uncomfortable. Seriously, if you are at a desk to game, you are doing it wrong (my opinion, you don't have to agree)
That is subjective. I don't like Controllers or gamepads (yes, I own consoles) and love to play my games with mouse and keyboard. There are even games that would be stupid or at least a bunch of work to play with a controller like RTS or Simulations.
Between 5 and 7) The number between 5 and 7
PC gamers tend to use the number between 5 and 7 and sometimes even three times in a row.
Can't argue with that.
7) Community
PC community is just abusive. Seriously, never heard abuse anywhere near LoL or DotA on any console... ever.
Competitive game communities are always loud no matter where. Look at SteamGAF and see a crowd of nice, respectable people.
8) Exclusives
Yep, console exclusives > PC exclusives since about mid 90s.
Absolutely subjective. Sure, I see a lot of games I would love to play, that just don't come for PC. But on the other hand I would miss a lot of games that exist only on PC like Civilization, Crusader Kings II or Recettear.
9) Consoles are cheaper
Please stop debating this. I can buy year+ old games for under $10, have legal ownership rights over it, and resell it at any time. Oh and I get at LEAST 36 free games per year with PS plus. Add in lower electricity costs and of course the above mentioned consumer rights and it is a no brainer.
I can buy what I want in amazing sales all over the year. And if even that is too expensive, I can buy from Russian traders that can push the price even further.
And tell you what, I bought my PC for around 350 euro, plus 20 euro mouse and keyboard. I get access to hundreds of F2P games without having to pay a fee to use them over the internet and my rig is strong enough to play recent games on high at least, the myth that you have to pay thousands of euros for a good PC is garbage. I can game with my PC, but I can do a bunch of other stuff with it. A PC was always essential for me, since I love the internet and I have to use it for university stuff. So gaming is just the icing on the cake.
I have nothing against consoles, it's nice to have them and you have certain advantages like playing games with your friends in the living room or certain exclusive games, but I can't stand if someone stands on a soap box to preach the inferiority of my beloved companion.