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[Square Triangle]

I recently started reconnecting with a 'high school sweetheart', after 10 years. Everything is going great and she's as gorgeous as I remember. Eventually we started to become more physical and one thing led to another and we are on her floor having sex. Almost right away she starts to moan loudly, I wasn't bothered by it. And then it just got louder and louder to where- I legit thought a neighbor would be pounding on the apartment walls. The moaning slowly turned into yelling, and I almost couldn't keep up because I was so distracted by it.

I've never been with someone who was so vocal. I can't tell if I'm put off by it or I was shocked by hearing it he first time. The sex is AMAZING, I just, got scared. Lol.

 

[I'm an expert]

Pound that shit into oblivion and rejoice in the fact your dong is a lady killer.

 

[F0rneus]

But...that's...normal dude.

 

[Ryaaan14]

At least she wasn't crying!

 

[Josh with a J]

I've seen some things that still haunt me in the night

 

[Square Triangle]

But...that's...normal dude.

Not for me. I was married for five years, had a great sex life- she'd moan but never loudly.

And from what I can remember, every other hookup- one squeeked and I ended that shit fast.

 

[boiled goose]

I like loud girls.

One girl i was with liked it too rough. As hard as possible during sex and even during oral with gagging and everything. She also liked dirty talking. Was hot for a while but got exhausting.

 

[studyguy]

Told my girlfriend to keep it down before, OP. Not like I do it all the time either though, there are just some instances. Been out camping with friends and we fucked around in our own tent. Like god damn try and keep it on the down low, nope gotta wake up the camp. I don't have many other complaints outside of those odd instances, she is loud but well whatever. Better that than a dead fish I guess.

Oh now that I think about it one of my exes wanted me to go raw all the time without any BC. Like I get it feels good, sure I've busted on some titties, it's great. But I can always take off the condom and bust on shit, I don't have to be doing that shit raw every time on no BC, not about that life.

 

[Peltz]

Your sex life could be worse:

See?

 

[braves01]

Tell her you want to try something kinky, then just duct tape her mouth.

 

[Astral]

Lol I felt the same way when I did it with a screamer this one time my parents were away. I was so fucking scared my neighbor would hear her. The next day I ran into my neighbor outside and it looked like she didn't hear a thing. I was so relieved.

 

[Cuphead]

No biting!

...can't say it's turned me off though. That'd take a pretty hard bite.

 

[Salsa]

the louder the better

 

[JumpJeff84]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

 

[Astral]

No biting!

...can't say it's turned me off though. That'd take a pretty hard bite.

We can never have sex together.

 

[Piano]

Tell her you want to try something kinky, then just duct tape her mouth.

The neighbors will think there's a hostage.

 

[Salsa]

ok I have a weird one: more than once, I've apparently been with girls who had only been, or mostly, with circumcised dudes.

since im uncircumcised, the head of my penis remains covered; which ussually (or at least in my case) it means it is crazy sensitive. AFAIK way more than someone who has the thing out for air all the time.

it has happened more than once when girls give me oral that they pull back and treat the thing relentlessly, and are surprised by my somewhat unavoidable reaction to being rough with it.

I can feel everything. hard. be careful.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

One girl i was with used wayyy too much teeth during oral. Major turn off. She also scartcged the shit out of me where it was just uncomfortable i wanted it to end asap.

Aniter girl had such A hairy butt crack. Only found out When i got with her and rubbed my hands around her and felt just a ton of thick "stubble"... Such a turn off.

 

[JumpJeff84]

I also don't like it when women pinch my nipples. Had that a few times. Does nothing for me, and is just annoying.

 

[StoopKid]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

lmao

 

[.GqueB.]

I used to be with a girl that used to fuck me as if she was on the brink of crying or something. She would put on this pouty face and not make too much noise. I think she was trying to look innocent. It was fucking weird. I'm not entirely sure what she was trying to do.

 

[studyguy]

One girl i was with liked it too rough. As hard as possible during sex and even during oral with gagging and everything.

Friend of mine fucked with a girl he said enjoyed getting that choking sensation too. Orally and having my dude physically choke her. I get the kink but that's some scary shit tbh if you want a dude making you almost pass out. I don't think I'd be down for it.

 

[youngplaya21]

My girl likes to talk dirty during, but I don't have the heart to tell her that she sucks at it. Shit sounds like a 80's porno... Shit like

Spoiler

'fuck me, fuck me! pound that pussy with your big cock!'

I never know whether to laugh or just shake my head... It's getting pretty damn distracting, though

Edit: oh yeah, she's also a screamer. Not a big fan of that either. I can't make eye contact with anyone in my apartment complex because I feel like everyone 'knows'

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

My girl likes to talk dirty during, but I don't have the heart to tell her that she sucks at it. Shit sounds like a 80's porno... Shit like

Spoiler

'fuck me, fuck me! pound that pussy with your big cock!'

I never know whether to laugh or just shake my head... It's getting pretty damn distracting, though

Been here. Real talk just be honest. Some feelings may get hurt but your sex will get better.

 

[linkboy]

Yeah, when I'm having sex and my wife asks me if I'm finished (we had just started).

Talk about a mood killer.

 

[studyguy]

Yeah, when I'm having sex and my wife asks me if I'm finished (we had just started).

Talk about a mood killer.

That's fucked up homie.

 

[dark_chris]

One girl liked to be choked when she was sucking. I didn't have the heart to do that and she kept insisting. Kinda of a turn off.

Another girl wanted to rim my ass. I said no. Kinda of a turn off when she kept pushing that issue. lol.

 

[Salsa]

I have another weird one with my ex. I dont know if she was trying to prove anything, or come off as adventorous, but when we first started banging she would bring up like past stuff she did with other people, but.. in a weird, totally unecessary manner.

I remember distinctly once I came in her face and she immediatly went "wow yeah.. that's kinda warm, but whenever I did this with previous partners it was ussually warmer, haha, this is new" .. or something among those lines. Now.. Im not a jealous person but she straight up talked about doing the same thing with other people while she had my semen on her face. I know you're never the first dude to do that but I dont wanna think of others doing it the minute im back down from an orgasm. It was kind of a downer.

 

[Peltz]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

LMAO... I'm in tears. I cannot stop laughing.

 

[SJRB]

My girl likes to talk dirty during, but I don't have the heart to tell her that she sucks at it. Shit sounds like a 80's porno... Shit like

Spoiler

'fuck me, fuck me! pound that pussy with your big cock!'

I never know whether to laugh or just shake my head... It's getting pretty damn distracting, though

Edit: oh yeah, she's also a screamer. Not a big fan of that either. I can't make eye contact with anyone in my apartment complex because I feel like everyone 'knows'

An ex of mine always wanted me to talk dirty to her during sex. Which of course is kind of okay in concept, but in reality is hard as hell. I mean, after the 5th time you kinda run out of material.


"I'LL PLOW YOU LIKE A CORNFIELD"

 

[Roo]

One girl liked to be choked when she was sucking. I didn't have the heart to do that and she kept insisting. Kinda of a turn off.

Another girl wanted to rim my ass. I said no. Kinda of a turn off when she kept pushing that issue. lol.

Are you afraid of her finding poop balls?

 

[charsace]

Nothing said so far turns me off. The type of thing that would turn me off is if a woman wanted to use a dildo on me.

One girl liked to be choked when she was sucking. I didn't have the heart to do that and she kept insisting. Kinda of a turn off.

Another girl wanted to rim my ass. I said no. Kinda of a turn off when she kept pushing that issue. lol.

A girl that likes to be choke and to choke is the best.

 

[Bo Knows GAF]

"I'LL PLOW YOU LIKE A CORNFIELD"

Fucking :lol I'm using this.

 

[Manu]

My girl likes to talk dirty during, but I don't have the heart to tell her that she sucks at it. Shit sounds like a 80's porno... Shit like

Spoiler

'fuck me, fuck me! pound that pussy with your big cock!'

I never know whether to laugh or just shake my head... It's getting pretty damn distracting, though

Same here.

My girlfriend reaaaally puts me off sometimes, but I guess she can't help it.

And yes, I've told her about it.

 

[trifelife]

Great thread already.

 

[Cuphead]

We can never have sex together.

That bites!

 

[linkboy]

That's fucked up homie.

Which is why I stopped, cleaned up and went to sleep in the other room.

 

[youngplaya21]

"I'LL PLOW YOU LIKE A CORNFIELD"

Sounds like something straight outta the Witcher 2 :lol. That's now in the rotation

 

[Spider from Mars]

I draw the line at scat and major blood. Other then that, game on.

 

[titiklabingapat]

My guy is a multiple cummer, as in he can fuck me again after climaxing. It used to bother me because he is a big boy but I got used to it and I actually like it now.

 

[Ferrio]

An ex of mine always wanted me to talk dirty to her during sex. Which of course is kind of okay in concept, but in reality is hard as hell. I mean, after the 5th time you kinda run out of material.


"I'LL PLOW YOU LIKE A CORNFIELD"

My gf would be in hysterics if I said something like that. Been quite a few times one of us has started laughing due to something the other said.

 

[braves01]

I draw the line at scat and major blood. Other then that, game on.

So salad tossing like you're at Olive Garden are fair game?

 

[Spaced Harrier]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

I think I know her, or her sister.

My poor mattress, 4 layers of protection, it did nothing.

 

[JumpJeff84]

I think I know her, or her sister.

My poor mattress, 4 layers of protection, it did nothing.

Where do you live? Could be the same girl...

 

[dark_chris]

Are you afraid of her finding poop balls?

I have no idea why. Possibly! lol.

Nothing said so far turns me off. The type of thing that would turn me off is if a woman wanted to use a dildo on me.


A girl that likes to be choke and to choke is the best.

She liked the rough stuff, especially being plowed enough the neighbors would stomp their feet from her moaning. Thats as much as I would go. =p

 

[Tesseract]

i like it when a mate tells me to uh-jack-eh-lit on their face.

 

[.GqueB.]

I think I know her, or her sister.

My poor mattress, 4 layers of protection, it did nothing.

Tell me where you both live so I can track down these ladies.

 

[Paskil]

I hooked up with a woman I met online years ago and she kept insisting that I bite down harder and harder on her nipples. It got to the point where I had to stop and I tried to explain to her that I was afraid I was going to bite off her nipple. She started screaming at me and kicked me out.

 

[.GqueB.]

I hooked up with a woman I met online years ago and she kept insisting that I bite down harder and harder on her nipples. It got to the point where I had to stop and I tried to explain to her that I was afraid I was going to bite off her nipple. She started screaming at me and kicked me out.

Lol