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[Malyse]

http://cuddlrapp.com

http://time.com/3418573/cuddlr/

Have you ever had the overwhelming urge to spoon with a complete stranger in a public place? Anybody? We’ll take that silence as a resounding maybe!

Cuddlr is a location-based app that finds people in the immediate vicinity who are game for a strictly “platonic” cuddle. Users are shown a name and picture (because cuddling compatibility knows no age) of potential snuggle buddies. If you approve one another within a 15-minute window, then you can send a message about where to meet up and then see real-time walking directions of where the other person is as he or she approaches. (You can also block a user at any time.)

😐

 

[Acorn]

Fuckr

 

[maxcriden]

Terrible idea. Sounds dangerous and dumb.

 

[spawnsniper]

Lol the creeper app

Also, not for android. Very disappointed.

 

[Steamlord]

There is no possible way this could go wrong.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

ew

 

[Tesseract]

a fetish app would probably bring peace to the world

 

[studyguy]

So lets be real, this would simply be for people who want to get down.
I'm sure there are people who'd like to cuddle but come on...

 

[GoodMorning]

a fetish app would probably bring peace to the world

Pissr

 

[Josh with a J]

What if there's a fight between who gets to be what spoon

 

[Bubbavelli]

Im cuddle king yo its time to shine

 

[studyguy]

What if there's a fight between who gets to be what spoon

We're both the big spoon!

 

[Version 3.0]

I could use a hug...but not from a complete stranger.

 

[toxicgonzo]

strictly “platonic” cuddle

bwhahaha

 

[diablos991]

So lets be real, this would simply be for people who want to get down.
I'm sure there are people who'd like to cuddle but come on...

Like Tinder but without the dating.

 

[Josh with a J]

We're both the big spoon!

Down2Clown

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Anyone want to spoon? I can be whichever spoon you want me to be.

 

[Kyzon]

Sounds legit.

Sign me up

 

[Cuphead]

Terrible idea. Sounds dangerous and dumb.

This.

EDIT

 

[SJRB]

So lets be real, this would simply be for people who want to get down.
I'm sure there are people who'd like to cuddle but come on...

It's strictly platonic, bro. Don't you dare ruin it with your filth.

 

[Krakatoa]

Installed, lets get cuddling

 

[Josh with a J]

People will use this to spoon and end up forking

AYOO

 

[cacophony]

 

[SquiddyCracker]

But what if you get an erection while spooning?

 

[FullMetaltech]

Its the perfect After app. For those times your partner tuns around and leaves you wanting more. Hehe.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Thank god its 100% real


I was worried it was only 98%

 

[terrisus]

So lets be real, this would simply be for people who want to get down.
I'm sure there are people who'd like to cuddle but come on...

I would want to cuddle =(

 

[The Illiterati]

I'm waiting for the Snugglr app.

 

[Tesseract]

so like when i'm cuddling, can i play with the other cuddler's genitals?

 

[toxicgonzo]

But what if you get an erection while spooning?

Sporking, brah

 

[Krakatoa]

 

[Bubbavelli]

But what if you get an erection while spooning?

 

[Ferrio]

"Cuddle partner wanted, must like watching hardcore porn."

Rarely works

 

[terrisus]

Darn, not available for Android =(

 

[Wellscha]

I would want to cuddle =(

So your wife is not the cuddley kind?
Better divorce her.

 

[Rentahamster]

Darn, not available for Android =(

Aren't you married?

 

[Bubbavelli]

Aren't you married?

Let that man live! Its not cheating yo lol

 

[terrisus]

Aren't you married?

Yes.
But,

So your wife is not the cuddley kind?

That.

Better divorce her.

Things aren't nearly that simple.

 

[Koomaster]

Spoon. Fork. It's all good to me. Whatever you want to do.

 

[NoCryingUntilTheEnd]

-I hate the writing in that article
-This sounds like a bad idea
-I wish that whoever uses the app finds great success

 

[studyguy]

This is legit tho

 

[Discotheque]

Pissr

R kelly wants in on that zuckerberg money

 

[milquetoast]

I see no reality in which this app becomes a huge success.

 

[Guevara]

Cuddlr, huh?

I guess you supply the 'e'

 

[DTLIONS1013]

The major problem with the app is (as of a few weeks ago when I downloaded it) is that you can't specify which gender you prefer, and it's almost all dudes

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Works if you do it right.

 

[Uncle_Classy]

a fetish app would probably bring peace to the world

Dominatr

 

[Izuna]

I want to find my GF on this and give her a bad review. Bitch...

 

[ponpo]

Is that given scenario something people would actually do? 'cuddle' with someone you don't know on the floor in the park?

 

[Cuphead]

Is there a bubblr yet?

I need smoking buds.