davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
I thought women only existed in porn. You're saying they actually exist?
Busting a FEMALE masterbating to porn on a laptop/PC...does it exist?
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Haloid1177
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If they do they probably plug in their headphones first.
Angelus Errare
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We are in the dead center of Creepsville.
hah yeah, theyre so delicate innit m8
Bo Knows GAF
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OP has been watching too much Chyna
Pankratous
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I think the OP has a fairly reasonable question that he has just put forward in a bad way. Put simply, have you ever accidentally walked in on a female friend or female stranger masturbating? If so, what happened? Was it awkward as hell like it is when a guy gets caught?
SJRB
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Don't ruin the dream, man.
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Deleted member 231381
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There have been too many of these threads on GAF lately. The interpersonal skills of some members here are diabolical.
What kind of stupid question is that? Of course it's awkward. Does anyone expect the "FEMALE" to fuck you if you catch them masturbating?
This is a better worded question, but it's still fairly creepy.
You guys are taking this wayy too seriously. No I'm not talking about sisters, cousins or none of that.
And I don't see how this is creepier than catching someone of the SAME sex doing it, the other thread didn't seem to have a problem poking light hearted fun at it.
That's all this is, just a random and silly ass topic.
Or just like girls peeing and taking a crap, is this too "taboo" to poke fun at as well? If so then lock thread.
And I don't see how this is creepier than catching someone of the SAME sex doing it, the other thread didn't seem to have a problem poking light hearted fun at it.
That's all this is, just a random and silly ass topic.
Or just like girls peeing and taking a crap, is this too "taboo" to poke fun at as well? If so then lock thread.
Better he become a master beater.
In college I walked into a girl's room while she was watching hentai. She closed the laptop's lid immediately as she heard someone come in. I knew it was hentai and not some random anime because the characters were clearly fucking each other.
And before anyone asks why I didn't knock, I did she was watching it on her headphones and didn't hear my knock. The other girl who I was supposed to meet gave me her key and asked me to wait for her in her room so that was her roommate who I "caught".
I asked her what she was watching and she said "just some anime show... how did you get in here?" I explained her the situation and she was calmed down a bit. Still that was awkward as fuck but I played it off that I didn't see anything suspicious. She wasn't naked during the "session" and she didn't have a dildo. Not even sure if she had her hands down her PJs.
And before anyone asks why I didn't knock, I did she was watching it on her headphones and didn't hear my knock. The other girl who I was supposed to meet gave me her key and asked me to wait for her in her room so that was her roommate who I "caught".
I asked her what she was watching and she said "just some anime show... how did you get in here?" I explained her the situation and she was calmed down a bit. Still that was awkward as fuck but I played it off that I didn't see anything suspicious. She wasn't naked during the "session" and she didn't have a dildo. Not even sure if she had her hands down her PJs.
PhantomHound
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Lion Heart
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Probably do it in the bathroom more where as guys are out in the open on their computers.
OP is Kirito?!
This man gets it.
They've already gotten the "D" back in my single days, and quite well I might add. Oh and my bad for the spelling lol MASTURBATE
PirateKing
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I fucking love this gif. The hand rub kills it.
Unfortunately the OP linked to a thread where someone found his brother watching porn on his computer, of course people will think of a "walking in on your sister" scenario.
There really does seem like an overflow of a special kind of people on GAF lately...
I think there is only one real concrete way to find out if this can happen:
1) Buy a net from Bass Pro Shop or your favorite game hunting store.
2) Buy a cheap laptop at Walmart or use your own if you are willing to lose it in a potentially hectic situation.
3) Drive or take the bus to your local library and set it up to your favorite porn site and leave it on an empty table
4) Here is the part that may take some time. If women do masturbate, they likely won't do it unless they think they are alone, so be prepared to wait. You must hide behind a book case where she can't see you, and make sure you have the net secure so your position isn't compromised.
5) Once you find a woman willing to take the bait, wait for her to begin the act. You must be completely certain she is masturbating, or you have no real concrete proof she does it. I would wait until she gets into it
6) Once you are sure the action has taken place, now is the time to strike. Run at her as fast as you can and throw the net.
7) You just caught a girl masterbating.
1) Buy a net from Bass Pro Shop or your favorite game hunting store.
2) Buy a cheap laptop at Walmart or use your own if you are willing to lose it in a potentially hectic situation.
3) Drive or take the bus to your local library and set it up to your favorite porn site and leave it on an empty table
4) Here is the part that may take some time. If women do masturbate, they likely won't do it unless they think they are alone, so be prepared to wait. You must hide behind a book case where she can't see you, and make sure you have the net secure so your position isn't compromised.
5) Once you find a woman willing to take the bait, wait for her to begin the act. You must be completely certain she is masturbating, or you have no real concrete proof she does it. I would wait until she gets into it
6) Once you are sure the action has taken place, now is the time to strike. Run at her as fast as you can and throw the net.
7) You just caught a girl masterbating.
terrisus
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That's a master debate.
King Mystery
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Last week, while everyone was sitting halfway awake in my early morning accounting class, the girl sitting next to me had her phone out on the desk. About 3 minutes after the professor started lecturing, her phone started blaring what suspiciously sounded like porn (moaning and slapping). She managed to turn it off after about 4 seconds and said sorry. Everyone was either snickering or throwing weird glances at each other. My professor just said "Oooookkk." and started lecturing again.
It was almost like she was trying to view a video or something and it was taking so long to buffer, she minimized it and forgot about it with the volume turned all the way up. Pretty embarrassing.
It was almost like she was trying to view a video or something and it was taking so long to buffer, she minimized it and forgot about it with the volume turned all the way up. Pretty embarrassing.
PhantomHound
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They were shiny when I got done with them, absolutely.
terrisus
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Go on...
Come on, you know my life - you know it doesn't go anywhere interesting :þ
[QUOTE="D";135988297]After laughing my ass off at this thread the other day.... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919165 ......I began to wonder. Do females do it too? Has anyone ever caught one? What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that) Does this even exist in real life? Did the cow REALLY jump over the moon?
GAF, bless us with your stories
EDIT: Apparently some folks don't know how to read. I know females masterbate. I'm asking if anyone has ever CAUGHT one in similar fashion to US MALES masterbating and any accompanying stories to share. Jesus.
OH, and I don't mean family members.[/QUOTE]
GAF, bless us with your stories
EDIT: Apparently some folks don't know how to read. I know females masterbate. I'm asking if anyone has ever CAUGHT one in similar fashion to US MALES masterbating and any accompanying stories to share. Jesus.
OH, and I don't mean family members.[/QUOTE]
Not trying to be offensive or funny but why would she do that if you are around? Were you gone on business for a while or something? Or does she do it just out of habit?
PhantomHound
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Did it end with cuddling?
Never caught one masturbating but when I went to visit my sister at her apartment I caught one of her friends watching porn. She wasn't bothered by me catching her. She just kept watching and told me it was one of her favorite POV vids. I just said I love POV too and walked away.
SliceSabre
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I think women are just better at hiding it than guys are.
I also suspect there are more visual, audible and visual clues to what a guy was doing than a girl.
i.e. Catch a guy in the middle of it and you note he has lotion on his hands, or you heard lotion and skin slapping, or his dick is clearly hard in his pants or afterward you note the piles of balled up tissue.
I also suspect there are more visual, audible and visual clues to what a guy was doing than a girl.
i.e. Catch a guy in the middle of it and you note he has lotion on his hands, or you heard lotion and skin slapping, or his dick is clearly hard in his pants or afterward you note the piles of balled up tissue.
Or you just encountered my favorite kind of porn vids.
Yes I have encountered it. I was a kid and I went to my friend's house to see if he was there and when I looked through the window his mom was masturbating.
In the library??
Really, at the library? Is this a thing?
PhantomHound
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