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This seems more like a dance party rather than church.

What was the walking dead picture he posted? (in spoiler tags of course)
 
SilentRacoon said:
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He is now delivered.

I like how he put so much emphasis when he yells "WOMEN, WOMEN, WOMEN" as if gays weren't capable of saying the word or something.
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Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmUwiVkWRDA
 
So I like that part when everyone comes out to dance and most of the congregation's wearing suits and one random guy has on a hoodie and Timberlands.
 
am i suppose to like the video because it's hilarious or dislike it because im not sure what the intentions of the uploader were?
 
Cereal KiIIer said:
How do you even start to treat these kind of mental problems?
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Well, people want to believe it. The combination of music and feelings of conviction lead people to the altar where they believe they will be cleaned. These are by and large regular old people who simply adhere to a set of beliefs. They're not especially different from any other denomination within Christianity. They're simply more likely to believe a more literal interpretation of the bible. Dancing (catchin da spirit) is a product of the culture. I wouldn't say they have mental problems unless you conclude belief in a higher power is a mental problem. In which case, there are lots of people to treat.

-COOLIO- said:
am i suppose to like the video because it's hilarious or dislike it because im not sure what the intentions of the uploader were?
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Considering his upload history:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw29rTnGpQnvGBTYcacuxNw

It's fair to say the intentions of the uploader were to prove that this church/denomination is correct in its belief that they can deliver homosexuals from homosexuality. In which case, I'd say you can just be disappointed.

MattyG said:
This guys must just be trolling the service... right?!
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No he wasn't. But I'd bet $100 he got some dick later that week.
 
Dreams-Visions said:
Well, people want to believe it. The combination of music and feelings of conviction lead people to the altar where they believe they will be cleaned. These are by and large regular old people who simply adhere to a set of beliefs. They're not especially different from any other denomination within Christianity. They're simply more likely to believe a more literal interpretation of the bible. Dancing (catchin da spirit) is a product of the culture. I wouldn't say they have mental problems unless you conclude belief in a higher power is a mental problem. In which case, there are lots of people to treat.
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Not everyone that have some form of faith believes in praying the gay away - so this is definitely brain rot.
 
Dreams-Visions said:
Church of God In Christ. A more evangelical wing of the black christian world. "Speaking in tongues", "spirit moving", super-long services, hard preaching, laying hands, etc. Smaller in numbers than say, Baptists or AME's. Not as "hard core" as Pentecostals. Somewhere in between Baptists and Pentecostals, I'd say.
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Do they serve food afterwards? Does Sister Annie Mae bring that dry ass chicken all the other elders talk shit about?
 
exmachina64 said:
I was being serious. :(
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I know. I was being silly. Carry on, soldier. As one who went to a COGIC church for several years, I'm happy to address questions as well.

Slayven said:
Do they serve food afterwards? Does Sister Annie Mae bring that dry ass chicken all the other elders talk shit about?
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Absolutely.

And the chicken may be dry, but the corn bread and rolls are always on fuckin point. As is the red punch. Whatever is in that stuff.
 
Dreams-Visions said:
I know. I was being silly. Carry on, soldier. As one who went to a COGIC church for several years, I'm happy to address questions as well.



Absolutely.

And the chicken may be dry, but the corn bread and rolls are always on fuckin point. As is the red punch. Whatever is in that stuff.
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You be so ready to eat, but they go on forever
 
Went to a COGIC church for the first 14 years of my life. This is why I will never come out to my family.

On a lighter note, the music and food was always awesome =/
 
The way he was screaming makes me think he was trying to be Bale's Batman.

I'm sorry, buy you haven't smoked/eaten enough packs of Marlboro's yet.
 
Dreams-Visions said:
and don't let the organist think it's his time to shine. And why do they keep letting sister Harriet do the alter call prayer? It doesn't need to be 15 minutes.



they're pretty normal folk. They just show out at church.
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Or let it be 1st sunday. Man nothing beats little old church lady shade. "Bless your heart", is a terminal L.
 
metalslimer said:
Went to a COGIC church for the first 14 years of my life. This is why I will never come out to my family.

On a lighter note, the music and food was always awesome =/
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solution: just play in the band like all the other gay guys!

i kid, but that really is the funny part about like 80% of these COGIC churches. Preach against teh gays; have a full compliment of gay band members and choir directors.

#godbless
#keepitreal

Slayven said:
Or let it be 1st sunday. Man nothing beats little old church lady shade. "Bless your heart", is a terminal L.
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the only days I remember *actively* avoiding were 1st sundays and whatever Sunday the men's chorus was scheduled to sing. because fuck that nonsense.
 
Dreams-Visions said:
solution: just play in the band like all the other gay guys!

i kid, but that really is the funny part about like 80% of these COGIC churches. Preach against teh gays; have a full compliment of gay band members and choir directors.

#godbless
#keepitreal



the only days I remember *actively* avoiding were 1st sundays and whatever Sunday the men's chorus was scheduled to sing. because fuck that nonsense.
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I remember as a kid I once went to a catholic church with my friend. And was shocked that they got out before 12 and there was no food served.
 
Dreams-Visions said:
I was one of the few to have actually caught a few of this dude's sermons on The Word Network. He was completely nuts and talked like Bernie Mac.


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Wow his voice is almost identical. Bernie :(

Anyways I have to wonder if the people up there asking for help and going through all this circus, do they really believe this stuff? Because I always had the idea they were all paid shills, like all those talk shows about struggling families.
 
Slayven said:
I remember as a kid I once went to a catholic church with my friend. And was shocked that they got out before 12 and there was no food served.
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any service that took more than an hour was too long

hell, sometimes we'd peace out after receiving the eurcharist
 
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