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[Queen of Hunting]

Sonic Ngage

 

[mrhej]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

Edit: Turns out there were more testers on Sega's side at the start and end of the credits. So more than 30.

 

[BertramCooper]

Not that I have any intention of buying this game, but I would certainly hope there's an option to turn off this godawful dialogue.

 

[plagiarize]

I'd buy this if I wasn't afraid they were going to patch it. It's fricking hilarious.

 

[213372bu]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

I'm sooooo dead.
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The fucking N-gage disses.

 

[Skittles]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

Probably ex-ubisoft.

 

[RumblingRosco]

I'd buy this if I wasn't afraid they were going to patch it. It's fricking hilarious.

Let's be real, any patch they release will just add more bugs. And, it isn't like they'll go back and redo the dialogue.

 

[Neiteio]

And they said he skipped leg day

 

[BY2K]

Jesus Christ, SHUT UUUUUPPPP!

 

[ffdgh]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

....No words.

 

[plagiarize]

Let's be real, any patch they release will just add more bugs. And, it isn't like they'll go back and redo the dialogue.

They'll patch the infini jump for sure though.

Don't try to get me to buy this!

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

That....can't be real.

I think the guy might have done a good job after all.

 

[TheBaronOfNA]

Hard to believe.

Surprised Nintendo let this through QA.

Is their only real exclusive outside their own titles.

 

[Queen of Hunting]

shots fired by sonic at knuckles na he would be dead lol

 

[BY2K]

You're such a great friend, Sonic, talking behind Knuckles' back.

 

[petethepanda]

The cutscenes in the game seem surprisingly entertaining so it's just a bummer that the actual game looks to be shit. It'll make for an entertaining YouTube video at least.

"...we take the stairs from now on."

Can't say I ever imaged a Sonic game would have stronger writing than gameplay :lol

 

[ffdgh]

Lol at the elevator.

 

[213372bu]

The cutscenes in the game seem surprisingly entertaining so it's just a bummer that the actual game looks to be shit. It'll make for an entertaining YouTube video at least.

I wouldn't call 343 guilty spark turning into GLaDOS to help sonic open a door entertaining.

 

[M3d10n]

What the fuck is wrong with the music? It's like a Sonic mod of Kotor or Mass Effect.

 

[Nokterian]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

SEGA SEAL OF QUALITY!

 

[Lijik]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

Man this guy did a worse job than the dinosaur supervisor on jurassic park.

 

[RumblingRosco]

They'll patch the infini jump for sure though.

Don't try to get me to buy this!

If they did and we disable internet to our Wii U before loading the disc each time... Would that bypass any patches? I seriously also have your fear. No way I'd buy this if they remove that awesome bug.

 

[ffdgh]

What the fuck is wrong with the music? It's like a Sonic mod of Kotor or Mass Effect.

Yeah it's so jarring compared to how good sonic music usually is.

 

[Cuyejo]

I am having way too much fun watching this stream. Dialogue is sooooooooo bad.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Hard working men and women came home late to their families because they were working on this game, which is actually really depressing.

You dont know that. Maybe they slacked off for a whole year, cut work early and took plenty of time off to be with their partners and children.

 

[plasmawave]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

Sounds awful lot like...

 

[petethepanda]

This game looks and plays like a bad Disney Infinity playset.

Wuh-oh, Knuckles insanity incoming!

 

[CartridgeBlower]

Man this guy did a worse job than the dinosaur supervisor on jurassic park.

For one guy he probably did an amazing job. QA is a team job though. Amazing.

 

[BertramCooper]

lolwut

 

[MrDaravon]

oh my god what

 

[ffdgh]

Walking on trees? Ok wut?

 

[Broken Joystick]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

Not true.

(Not that it fucking mattered anyway)

 

[Son Of D]

If they did and we disable internet to our Wii U before loading the disc each time... Would that bypass any patches? I seriously also have your fear. No way I'd buy this if they remove that awesome bug.

I can't remember if Wii U auto-downloads patches when in standby. If so then you'll either need to turn that off or disconnect it from the internet when not in use.

 

[213372bu]

The game environments are best described as "Pac Man World skinned as Ride to Hell Retribution."

 

[ffdgh]

And now he's in the void...and glowing for some reason.

 

[Deleted member 126221]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

WHAT!? Facebook games have more than 1 QA guy! That's insane!

 

[EarlyEarly]

 

[Boke1879]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

LMAOOOO

 

[M3d10n]

That stream probably has more views than the number of sales this game will get.

 

[Cømet]

Hearing someone call Knuckles "Nipples the Enchilada" is the only good thing to come out of this game.

 

[213372bu]

Stream is kill.

Well, look forward to tomorrow.

 

[Dario ff]

SEGA SEAL OF QUALITY!

The game deserves its own fair share of bashing, but this is false. That's the staff at Illfonics if you go back the video a few seconds...

The actual QA part of BRB/Sega has a lot more staff if you watch the credits.

Spoiler

Which is kinda worrying with how the game turned out.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Hearing someone call Knuckles "Nipples the Enchilada" is the only good thing to come out of this game.

It's from an old comic, did someone post it? It's funny.

 

[Cømet]

It's from an old comic, did someone post it? It's funny.

Was watching the stream when it popped up. I guffaw'd a little. First time I've heard it!

 

[The Hermit]

https://soundcloud.com/generaloffensive/the-brlbrl-quartet-sonic-boom-drowning-voices

oh shit

 

[Fandangox]

Was watching the stream when it popped up. I guffaw'd a little. First time I've heard it!

Cannot link the entire comic cause of mobile, so here is a video.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fIgOcFIo0kE

 

[Amir0x]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

this game. this fucking game lol

 

[Suikoguy]

I can't get over how bad the writing and voice acting is, I know the series has never been a shining example of writing and voice acting, but it was sorta passable when not occasional cringe-worthy. This is just bad.

I wonder when the agreement was made to bring this game to the WiiU?

 

[Amir0x]

I can't. I literally fucking can't @ the Brlbrl Quartet.

My face is red from laughing so hard

 

[Ferrio]

So it turns out Sonic Boom had only 1 QA tester.

YOU HAD ONE JOB!