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Thank God a giant corporation loves me: Marvel Studios edition

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BAH.

If their stuff was all GOTG/CA: TWS quality, they'd be universally loved. But they aren't. There's some real shite in there.

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Avengers is over 90% in both critic and user ratings. I'd say that's pretty fucking close to universally loved.
 
You're 1% of a competent person.

How many films have you made out of curiosity?
I hate when people try to use this ridiculous logic. You don't have to go make a movie yourself to be able to criticize one. Criticism is healthy, if we followed your rules there would be almost no criticism at all of anything.

Avengers is over 90% in both critic and user ratings. I'd say that's pretty fucking close to universally loved.

That just means 92% of people liked it, and no doubt takes into account all the hype that surrounded it. It really isn't universally loved.
 
I hate when people try to use this ridiculous logic. You don't have to go make a movie yourself to be able to criticize one. Criticism is healthy, if we followed your rules there would be almost no criticism at all of anything.

You have to admit that '1% of a competent person' is a pretty good burn.
 
For all the shit the MCU movies deserve, as in terrible thirdacts, forgettable baddies, the Thor movies, stale formula etc, this goes to far. MCU has atleast good acting, while Star Wars.. well, you know.
Good acting? Even stand alone that's not true. Star Wars is very well acted for a blockbuster. What are you on? I said the OG Star Wars trilogy was superior to every MCU film. That's a reasonable statement for sure.
You can not be that ignorant. No way. You're joking.
He isn't wrong in that the movies are made with a unifying, dull visual direction. Doesn't mean there aren't fun scenes, and it's very dumb to say people who watch it don't care. Some might not, some do.. Doesn't really matter.
I've yet to see anyone seriously claiming MCU movies to be cinematic masterpieces, but some people in here act as if enjoying a Marvel movie makes you a despicable subhuman, not worthy of entering a movie theater.
This statement is filled with hyperbole. Nobody hates you, they just disagree. Some people take it too far for sure. Youre taking it too offensively. The title has a dude thanking God for the MCU. I would say that's the other side of that spectrum.
 
Good acting? Even stand alone that's not true. Star Wars is very well acted for a blockbuster. What are you on? I said the OG Star Wars trilogy was superior to every MCU film. That's a reasonable statement for sure.

He isn't wrong in that the movies are made with a unifying, dull visual direction. Doesn't mean there aren't fun scenes, and it's very dumb to say people who watch it don't care. Some might not, some do.. Doesn't really matter.

This statement is filled with hyperbole. Nobody hates you, they just disagree. Some people take it too far for sure. Youre taking it too offensively. The title has a dude thanking God for the MCU. I would say that's the other side of that spectrum.
You mean a title a mod changed and that you're fully aware that a mod changed?
 
This statement is filled with hyperbole. Nobody hates you, they just disagree. Some people take it too far for sure. Youre taking it too offensively. The title has a dude thanking God for the MCU. I would say that's the other side of that spectrum.
Oh I used hyperbole? If it weren't for you I wouldn't have noticed.

And I actually read more than the thread title and OP's sentiment is perfectly fine, even if the title was a bit over the top (the current comes from a mod btw)
 
He isn't wrong in that the movies are made with a unifying, dull visual direction. Doesn't mean there aren't fun scenes, and it's very dumb to say people who watch it don't care. Some might not, some do.. Doesn't really matter.
To make it clear, I was only refering to that director statement. You'd be insane to ignore the Ed Wright controversy, the Whedon popularity and the Russo discovery.
 
You mean a title a mod changed and that you're fully aware that a mod changed?
Yeah. The one I'm aware of that previously said.. "Thank god for the MCU"..
Oh I used hyperbole? If it weren't for you I wouldn't have noticed.

And I actually read more than the thread title and OP's sentiment is perfectly fine, even if the title was a bit over the top.
I'm saying that both sides tend to go overboard. A lot.
 
I still like the original superman quite a bit. I like marvel studios too though.
Still the best Superman movie to me, although I expected people to call Supes 2 before it :P

Yea my bad. the point is still the same. Disney bought Iron Man after Paramount made it a success. They set the tone for the Iron Man movies and to most people made the best one. We are better served with Marvel Studios having to dig deep to find licenses for movies.
Kinda the same, because even if IM1 was success, TIH most likely wasn't. I do agree to your final statement to some degree (if it weren't for that we wouldn't be where we are now).

It took Marvel 5 years of marketing and a team up movie to beat Batman. No way BP does it by himself.
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And of course BP won't beat Bats.

Well, I've been on record as saying I've enjoyed some of their films. I'm not on the other side of the spectrum, despite what you are trying to paint. Calling me a "hater" is ridiculous. I'm calling this thread how I see it, it's pretty crap. Praising Marvel to high heavens has been getting tiresome regardless. They've made some good flicks, but they've made more mediocrity. As a whole, the universe is a cool concept that will be filled with ultimately unfulfilling films.

Comparing them to Pixar was absurd, I called it out. Speaking ill of Whedon and Feige does not a hater make.

Please.
I was referring to the "abhorrent" comment, not the Pixar one which I agree is absurd. It's also getting tiresome people going "YOU CAN'T LIKE THEM BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE SHIT" or whatever of the sort :)

You should check out Dragonball Z. It's right up your alley.
Wow, what a witty retort!
You clearly missed the "how", which is extremely important, but whatever.
Also, I have seen it, part of my childhood.

They don't love you, they love the money

Also horray for free advertising! You're working harder for them, than they for you
Good job not reading the OP!

Avengers: Coulson
That one had some consequences at least.

Star Wars is garbage though.
lolno

even the drama in the prequel trilogy >> mcu's attempts at it tbh sadly. that's one aspect that marvel has been lacking in big time

one's laughable, the other nonexistent
LOLNO

I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
#dead

MCU wishes they had anything as good as Revenge of the Sith.
Wrong Star Wars movie brah, RotS is less shit than the other prequel movies, but still not good.

Executives don't actually MAKE the movies, you guys.

They just pay for them.

Even if Feige is picking which general story-arcs he wants developed, he's still not actually making the movies, anymore than a DJ is actually performing the music he's spinning.

He's a pretty fuckin good DJ, though :)
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The Avengers is a terrible film.

Just terrible. Even the action. Like I get people wanted to see The Avengers team up, but that tracking shot of them all fighting is just hideous. The sort of stuff people mock Bay for is suddenly good when it's Captain America doing an incredibly Mr. F spin-kick?
It's not, I'm sure if it had character from another universe you would be singing a different tune.

"We love Marvel Movies!! They're fun!"

"These crazy fanboys are obsessive and ludicrous!"
Pretty much.

Hey everybody I think Deathy Boy is upset not enough people are engaging him.

He's trying real hard.
LOL, be fair, he's trying to do some proper discussion at least, and I respect his DC knowledge.

Almost like its a video game forum!

Seriously though, such a positive thread has turned pretty vile.
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I know, right?

But that aside, never settle for mediocrity. Even if you view comic-books as B-Movies, they're competing with stuff like Big Trouble In Little China/Raiders of The Lost Ark. 'Fun experience' isn't enough.
NOOOOoooo I was trying to forget GL ever existed :(

Marvel movies must be for people who don't actually enjoy movies because they don't seem to care about who directs them or how they look as long as they tie into their grand universe. They'd probably be happy with a neverending weekly TV show if had Iron Man and Thor in it
Dunno about you, but I greatly enjoy movies and MCU ones!

It's disposable trash, easily consumed and then discarded.

Like a prom dress you love for one night and throw away the next morning.
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Just speaks to your intelligence if you're a fan of mindless marvel movies

I have, and yes it's better then Taxi Driver and There Will Be Blood, it was just so moving

lmao, so much hate for a popular thing. The immediate comparison to two complete different films is pathetic.

I hope the comic bubble keeps going as long as it keeps people who are this insecure about their tastes this angry.
 
you always know what you're gonna get with a Marvel movie. yay for homogenization.

having said that, Winter Soldier was a very pleasant surprise. GOTG didn't do much for me.

trying to think of a year that Marvel has made the blockbuster of that year (or even a top 5 blockbuster)... drawing a blank. they aim for mediocrity, they hit it, kevin feige makes his money. good for him.

Yeah, that's a model of character development, inspired direction and cohesive script writing.
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it was obviously shot without an ending written, but the direction and characters are good. it's better than anything marvel's released so far.
 
I didn't realize there were Marvel movie haters. I guess I should have, but I thought everyone either liked them, or didn't care. How could you hate? They're fun!

PS. I have a higher I.Q. than all Street Fighter characters, especially Ken, and better opinions, too. ;^p
 
I didn't realize there were Marvel movie haters. I guess I should have, but I thought everyone either liked them, or didn't care. How could you hate? They're fun!

PS. I have a higher I.Q. than all Street Fighter characters, especially Ken, and better opinions, too. ;^p

Lol, you HAVE to care!
 
Just like with Nolan movies, I'm at a point where my enjoyment of the bitter backlash actually exceeds my actual enjoyment of the movies themselves. It's quite remarkable.
 
LMAO Deathyboy sent me a PM that he has me on Ignore. I'm hurt. Can't say it's a major loss, but it's funny none the less.

Someone should quote this so he has to see it.
 
it was obviously shot without an ending written, but the direction and characters are good. it's better than anything marvel's released so far.
The most interesting characters are the ones in the assault crew and they have like 2 scenes.

Cruise is blank-slate white lead #4624789 and Emily Blunt is unbelievably inconsistent.

And when you think about the whole plot for more than one second it all falls apart. The script is utterly horrible.
 
The most interesting characters are the ones in the assault crew and they have like 2 scenes.

Cruise is blank-slate white lead #4624789 and Emily Blunt is unbelievably inconsistent.

And when you think about the whole plot for more than one second it all falls apart. The script is utterly horrible.

Worst movie ever?
 
Good acting? Even stand alone that's not true. Star Wars is very well acted for a blockbuster. What are you on? I said the OG Star Wars trilogy was superior to every MCU film.

Not even for blockbusters. The best performances are from Daniels and a shoehorned in performance by Alecc Guiness. MCU has atleast Downey Jr and Cheadle.

The most interesting characters are the ones in the assault crew and they have like 2 scenes.

Cruise is blank-slate white lead #4624789 and Emily Blunt is unbelievably inconsistent.

And when you think about the whole plot for more than one second it all falls apart. The script is utterly horrible.

MCU has surely a lack of blank slate white leads. And where the hell is Blunt inconsistent?
 
The most interesting characters are the ones in the assault crew and they have like 2 scenes.

Cruise is blank-slate white lead #4624789 and Emily Blunt is unbelievably inconsistent.

And when you think about the whole plot for more than one second it all falls apart. The script is utterly horrible.

Where's JC at?
 

Last time I checked star lord was an older gruff dude who's father is J'Son king of Spartax and his mother was killed by aliens. In the movie he is a young dude wearing a trench coat, his mom died of cancer, and he's apperantly the son of some ancient celestial being oh and he has a romantic relationship with gamorah. As for the others Drax is now an alien who's children are dead, Ronan is just some Generic one off villain, the kree are enemies of the xandarians instead of the skulls, yondu is now a roughneck space pirate instead of a warrior from a noble race, and the race from planet hulk now look like turtles and work for the kree. Okayyy
 
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