Gematsu: Sony to hold Playstation Experience event in December

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Oh GAF
You make me laugh
At this Playstation Bash
You really hope for Crash
But in the end
It is a 3 out of 10

What about Last Guardian
Is that [GAFFER] wearing a cardigan?
I thought Vegas was warm all the time
I honestly hope for Rime
This poem is semi awkwardly structured
Fallout 4 will cause GAF to rupture

Oh, what about Half Life 3?
Maybe we can play for free?
Don't get crazy on me guys
Gaben is all about dem buys
Let's not forget about all the hints
TheWorthyEdge going to need a mint

Because all these guys think it's poop
Unless he throws us for a loop
In the end I think we know what to expect
But I'm sure many surprise are left
So let's sit back and enjoy the event
Oh, and there will be no Agent.
 
lol loving the fact that we are now in hype train mode


remember this beauty from E3

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Title: vdy gim srs bzns

On December 6th Saint yosp came down on his sled
and said:
"Shenmue 3, TLG and FF VII are all dead,
but don't worry you'll get Gone Home 2 exclusively instead"
He was promptly shot #dead.
 
Ya know, I was thinking of something. People truly do want a FF7R. I don't think it is all entirely for the right reasons, though. I think fans, myself included, want that feeling that we had when we played the game on PS1 thanks to the amount of charm the game has and our nostalgia glasses are on.

If Square came out and said, "When you play XV, it will make you feel like you did when you played VII", I think a lot of the want for the remake would stop. That would be especially true if Square could deliver on such a claim.
 
Sabre avatar?! I found my new online best friend!

Arturia-sama is my wife. I've had an avatar of her since i joined..although it wasn't this one...

Ya know, I was thinking of something. People truly do want a FF7R. I don't think it is all entirely for the right reasons, though. I think fans, myself included, want that feeling that we had when we played the game on PS1 thanks to the amount of charm the game has and our nostalgia glasses are on.

If Square came out and said, "When you play XV, it will make you feel like you did when you played VII", I think a lot of the want for the remake would stop. That would be especially true if Square could deliver on such a claim.

I don't see that as the case, atleast not for me personally. I don't really care about nostalgia, i just like the lore and characters, and would like to see an old classic game that didn't age well(in between sprites and full 3D time periods) redone for modern audiences, and tied in with the compilation.
 
On Crash how I long for thee, I miss your spikey hair,
I'll be watching ps experience and hope you will be there.
Keighley wants to steal the week with his new games show,
But if Sony show last guardian then we know were views will go.
With Yosp and House and famous names Las Vegas will be a blast,
But if all we see is indie games the hype it will not last.
PS4 will win some sales if exclusives steal the day,
And Aaron Greenberg and his boasting ways can finally go away.
I hope this poem makes Gaf smile cause that's what it's meant to do,
If it doesn't I don't care, this thread is like a zoo.
 
You can't keep a good hype thread down.

I will do my part and add more joyous poems.

Baby steps.

This thread will rise like a magnificent phoenix from the ashes, and Dumbledore will grant each Neogaf user 3 wishes.

And I know you are reading this thread Verendus, so start posting more fantastical hints, and tell Demonite and GopherD they are also welcome.

Demonite could also write a coded poem if he would like?

Or morse code, whatever suits.

We might aswell invite CBOAT in too - let's party like it's 1999.

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I think everyone needs to rein in their expectations a bit.

I think we will get Crash, Agent, Shenmue III, Eight Days, The Getaway 3, Wipeout Revival, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Metal Gear Solid 1 Remake.

The Last Guardian may be questionable - may have to consult Shu.

Last surprise will hopefully be the announcement of Half-Life 3 with Gabe being carried in on a throne made of solidified fan tears.

The game that was actually announced at one point is questionable. LOL
 
Consider me part of this hype train.
I doubt there will be anything mind blowing, since it is pretty much a celebration rather than anything else, but damn if i can't be hopeful.

:3
 
Try reading this a little faster, it's more of a rap:

The times has come and so have we
for all of this playstation activity,
I surely know how and soon you will to,
for this is the coolest thing I could do;
create a little poem for all of you

This is time to be hype not to dislike,
this is the time to get on your bike;
to go to Vegas baby that is key
even though that may be a little gutsy;
I don't care and you shouldn't either,
so how about you haters take a little breather;
now I don't know about you,
I really hope this event ain't poo,
but then i just remember some of the things
that will be shown and i think "Those at sony are kings"

I know what you guys want and i can't wait,
to see the people running with such a happy gait;
the hype train will crash and burn
but not for the reason you may think,
I will be sitting watching sipping a drink,
in happiness as all of you guys think,
"Wow, Edge doesn't stink!"

I see you Bish there over in the corner,
wanting to be oh such a scorner;
but I secretly know you are hella hyped,
and after the event your butt will have to be wiped,
from all the excitement running through your body
it's a comin so you're not gonna wanna get gaudy
:)

That's all I have for you today,
but wait i have to say;
I hear something coming what can it be,
oh my god there it is I can't believe what I see;
it can't be but it is, is this actually a dream,
no way this is real life, wow what a scheme;
this is truly fantastic and you shall see,
that this one thing is worth a pee,
all I know is that the beast known as Playstation is finally set free.



This is god awful guys....sorry.....
 
Try reading this a little faster, it's more of a rap:

The times has come and so have we
for all of this playstation activity,
I surely know how and soon you will to,
for this is the coolest thing I could do;
create a little poem for all of you

This is time to be hype not to dislike,
this is the time to get on your bike;
to go to Vegas baby that is key
even though that may be a little gutsy;
I don't care and you shouldn't either,
so how about you haters take a little breather;
now I don't know about you,
I really hope this event ain't poo,
but then i just remember some of the things
that will be shown and i think "Those at sony are kings"

I know what you guys want and i can't wait,
to see the people running with such a happy gait;
the hype train will crash and burn
but not for the reason you may think,
I will be sitting watching sipping a drink,
in happiness as all of you guys think,
"Wow, Edge doesn't stink!"

I see you Bish there over in the corner,
wanting to be oh such a scorner;
but I secretly know you are hella hyped,
and after the event your butt will have to be wiped,
from all the excitement running through your body
it's a comin so you're not gonna wanna get gaudy
:)

That's all I have for you today,
but wait i have to say;
I hear something coming what can it be,
oh my god there it is I can't believe what I see;
it can't be but it is, is this actually a dream,
no way this is real life, wow what a scheme;
this is truly fantastic and you shall see,
that this one thing is worth a pee,
all I know is that the beast known as Playstation is finally set free.



This is god awful guys....sorry.....

I read this in the same tone as John Cena's current theme.
 
Try reading this a little faster, it's more of a rap:

The times has come and so have we
for all of this playstation activity,
I surely know how and soon you will to,
for this is the coolest thing I could do;
create a little poem for all of you

This is time to be hype not to dislike,
this is the time to get on your bike;
to go to Vegas baby that is key
even though that may be a little gutsy;
I don't care and you shouldn't either,
so how about you haters take a little breather;
now I don't know about you,
I really hope this event ain't poo,
but then i just remember some of the things
that will be shown and i think "Those at sony are kings"

I know what you guys want and i can't wait,
to see the people running with such a happy gait;
the hype train will crash and burn
but not for the reason you may think,
I will be sitting watching sipping a drink,
in happiness as all of you guys think,
"Wow, Edge doesn't stink!"

I see you Bish there over in the corner,
wanting to be oh such a scorner;
but I secretly know you are hella hyped,
and after the event your butt will have to be wiped,
from all the excitement running through your body
it's a comin so you're not gonna wanna get gaudy
:)

That's all I have for you today,
but wait i have to say;
I hear something coming what can it be,
oh my god there it is I can't believe what I see;
it can't be but it is, is this actually a dream,
no way this is real life, wow what a scheme;
this is truly fantastic and you shall see,
that this one thing is worth a pee,
all I know is that the beast known as Playstation is finally set free.



This is god awful guys....sorry.....

Shenmue 3 confirmed.
 
Try reading this a little faster, it's more of a rap:

...

I know what you guys want and i can't wait,
to see the people running with such a happy gait;
the hype train will crash and burn
but not for the reason you may think,
I will be sitting watching sipping a drink,
in happiness as all of you guys think,
"Wow, Edge doesn't stink!"

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