Gematsu: Sony to hold Playstation Experience event in December

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digoutyoursoul said:
What if Crash was a Guardian too ?
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I thought this thread couldn't get any crazier. Than Drac84 drops the most magnificent prediction in the history of gaming events, and Boyes writes a poem about keeping our expectations in check and having a few beers. I didn't think a 20 year anniversary event could descend into such madness, but, well, here we are.
 
hagege_s said:
I love this thread. But seriously, do people REALLY believe in FF VII Remake or a Crash comeback ?

It's not gonna happen. I do believe there's gonna be a BIG exclusive, and I'm hyped for this show, but FF VII et Crash, just no.
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There will be a remake of FFVII at some point in the future. If it's announced this week, or ten years from now, it's an inevitability.

And there will be a new Crash game, if it's published by Activision, or Sony, if it's on PS4 only, or the next DS, it's going to happen.

The questions are less of if these things happen, than if they can happen right now. I actually think Crash is more likely, the only way Sony gets an exclusive FFVII remake is with a co-publishing deal taking practically any risk off SE. People are in the mindset that it's easier because PS4 is winning, and will win the generation, but that can't have been a factor in a contract for a remake if it's coming out any time in the next couple of years. More likely it's multiplatform if it exists. Crash is a far smaller investment, and an easier deal to strike.

I don't think either will be at the show though. I think at best you get an exclusive new Oddworld, and a look at GT7.
 
FullMetaltech said:
Yeah. Its started at post #9256 i think and continued for a bit. Nothing big but he is watching this thread.
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Wavering Radiant said:
Yes and he blessed us with this beautiful piece of poetry:
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Mikey Jr. said:
Wait, Adam boyes posted in here?
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LOL, yes, he's been [postign in the thread periodically over the past few days laughing at/with us in regards to all the craziness in here. Myself and a couple others asked him to create a poem for us (Sun. nights theme, lol) and he came through in brilliant fashion, lol. Well, it was brilliant because he found a way to incorporate beer into it, so that makes it great.


Servbot24 said:
That reads: Lower your expectations.
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exactly...
 
Megaton prediction: The Last Guardian is re-revealed,
and is going to be finished by Gearbox. Release Date: 4 or 5 years after it stops being relevant. Major publications release their reviews ahead of release preemptively declaring it awful.

I haven't slept in 24 hours.
 
I can't wait to go back to all those times where people have mocked me for not having played FFVII and me replying with "I'm waiting for the remake".

Joke's on them because I'll be playing it in glorious 1080p as my first experience! Yeah!
 
TheBooya said:
You requested it, so here is my poem:

Only 5 days away from our very first
Public event and the Gaf just ‘bout burst

Amazing to see many guesses and Gifs
Until 10am that day you’ll be hanging from cliffs.

The problem with Gaf and it’s vast speculation
Is that even great news brings out your frustration

One person’s favorite is another’s least fave
But we try to bring games that most gamers crave

Our goal is to have fun, share news, announce games
Meet new friends, talk games & also denounce flames

Keep an open mind while we attempt something new
Hope to see you all there where we can share a cold brew!
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Hol up, Adam Boyes
Hol up, Adam Boyes
Hol up, hol up, hol up, he's making noise
Hol up, hol up, Adam Boyes



But yeah, you should lower your expectations Gaf.
 
It's weird. I'm actually very excited about Ratchet & Clank: Redux. I have always been the Naughty Dog guy with preferring Crash over Spyro, and Jak over Ratchet. But with the lack of platformers, or action-platformers for that matter, I find myself a little bit excited about the next game.

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Drac84 said:
Time to remove the shackles of conservatism and embrace the hype train. My updated predictions for the keynote:


  • Show opens with a trailer for new Crash. Thunderous applause.
  • The applause transitions into screams as Jack Tretton, who has been temporarily reinstated as head of SCEA for 2 hours, takes the stage to MC the event.
  • Announces a PS4 price-drop to $149. All existing PS4 owners are gifted $200 into their PSN accounts as a thank you to launch-window buyers. Can barely hear him over the screams.
  • The lights dim as a trailer for Horizon, now named 'Emagon' is shown. The graphical fidelity of the dinosaurs causes several attendees to become hysterical. Paramedics take them away and call for backup.
  • The SEGA logo illuminates the screen. Shenmu 1 & 2 HD collection announced, bundled freely with Shenmu 3, exclusive to PS4.
  • Kojima takes the stage. MGS5 now PS4 exclusive. MGS 1, 2 and 3 to be remade in the Fox Engine for PS4. As is Snatcher. Norman Reedus and Del Toro join him on stage for a 10 minute gameplay demo of Silent Hills. Tears stream down the faces of the audience the entire time.
  • Boyes sprints on stage dressed as Santa Claus, complete with Santa’s Sack. ‘I have some more gifts for you” he says, causing uncontrollable trembling in all present.
  • Suikoden I & II are available for download NOW on PSN, including optional fully orchestrated soundtrack.
  • Did somebody say Dino Crisis 4? Yes. Adam Boyes did, JUST NOW. He makes an awkward joke about PS4 being the undisputed home of dinosaurs. The reveal trailer shows Regina in a mech-suit fighting a T-Rex, 12 Raptors and a misguided Stegosaurus atop a mountain during a hurricane.
  • Boyes drops his Santa Sack on the floor and opens it. Shinji Hashimoto jumps out. The audience has been crying for so long that large swaths of people are losing brain function due to low salt-levels.
  • He doesn’t need to ask people to please be excited; there isn’t a dry seat in the room. New trailer shown for Kingdom Hearts. Mandy Moore is back as Aerith. FFXV world map shown, and 2015 release date revealed. “One more thing.” Audience holds its breath. FFVII HD remaster trailer shown. PS4 exclusive. Many audience members forget to resume breathing. The death count is getting out of control.
  • Amid the chaos, Chris Metzen takes the stage. PS4 exclusive Starcraft Ghost revealed. Paramedics have to restrain a man from clawing his own eyes out, such is the intensity of the reveal trailer.
  • Tretton takes the stage, visibly shaken by the carnage before him. But the show must go on. Let’s talk about firmware (it’s a Sony conference). Suspend resume available next week. PSN name changes sorted out, PS2 trophy support.
  • A turnbuckle and wrestling ropes rise from the stage, and Shu rushes towards it and reaches over with his outstretched hand. Tretton tags him in.
  • Medieval, Dark Cloud, Syphon Filter, Colony Wars and Wip3out have all been green-lit for PS4 games. The amount of happening in the room is causing cracks to appear in the walls of the theatre.
  • Kratos appears on screen. He's fighting the Gods of ancient Norse mythology. Trailer concludes with him disembowling Odin with a Dane Axe.
  • Naughty Dog logo appears. First footage of the Uncharted movie is shown. Wow, they really nailed the casting of Drake. Hang on. No? It couldn’t be? It’s actually photo-realistic 60fps 1080p gameplay footage of Uncharted 4. The stress of seeing UC4 gameplay causes a woman in the front row to go into premature labour. She wasn’t even pregnant when the show began.
  • Tretton thanks people for attending and watching at home. They still have new gameplay of Bloodbourne, The Order, No Man’s Sky, EGTTR, Rime, Wild, The Witness, Shadow of the Beast and more, but emergency rooms are at breaking point. Too much hype has been spilled this day.
  • “Oh, just one more thing”
  • The Last Guardian lives. Chunks of concrete fall from the ceiling, crushing those below. The room can’t handle all of the feels pulsating out of gamers as they bask in the glory of the gameplay trailer. The audience is too transfixed to run. When the June 2015 launch date is revealed the internet as we once knew it is dead. People watching at home scramble to put batteries in CB radios, hoping to pick up military chatter about the PSX event.
  • Only one attendee remains alive in the theatre. His glasses shattered while watching Sora, Donald and Goofy wage battle with Prince Hans, sparing his eyes from what followed. Scrambling over the corpses in the theatre, he takes refuge under a desk with Jack Tretton.
  • “Is it over?” he asks Jack tentatively.
  • “Yes” sighs Jack. “Well, except for one more thing”
  • The roof explodes, allowing a helicopter to lower someone down onto the stage.
  • It’s Gaben. Half-life 3 confirmed. Console exclusive on PS4. Available for download on Steam and PS4 RIGHT NOW.

If it eventuates it’d only be a solid 7/10 show because no Mass Effect or Fallout.
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This is the most insane post i have ever read on GAF, special attention to the woman going into premature labour part haha.

DieH@rd said:
Batch #2 added!
PSD http://a.pomf.se/tjnvdj.psd

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There is less and less place available. :D Batch#3 will arrive in 7-9h, it will consist from the tickets from pages 255+.
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Really like my addition to the hype thread, and Bish watching as the moon. And nice FF7 logo placement in the sky as a meteor. This is going to be fun.
 
Madridista said:
It's weird. I'm actually very excited about Ratchet & Clank: Redux. I have always been the Naughty Dog guy with preferring Crash over Spyro, and Jak over Ratchet. But with the lack of platformers, or action-platformers for that matter, I find myself a little bit excited about the next game.

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I'm pretty excited about this as well. Only played Tools of Destruction and really enjoyed it, so this will be a completely new experience for me.
 
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