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High-end GROSS milk.

I'm tired of this low fat no sugar milk. If I wanted water I would drink water thanks. Give me the fattest most sugary milk to ever walk the earth and stuff it with most gluttonous hormones. Where can I get this?

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5TRGFqB8Cw

 

[PseudoKirby]

fuckin damn right the market is spotted

if you put Trumoo in every store that would change EVERYTHING

AND WHERE IS MY BANANA MILK


PUT THE LACTOSE BACK IN MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[BPoole]

Diet Milk®

Milk Zero®

Cherry Milk®

 

[Purple Cheeto]

They already make a mint selling tap water in a bottle, so milk is the next logical choice.

 

[SmackDaddy]

Lol, that fourth girl is farting milk everywhere

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

They're trying in Mexico with Santa Clara, but it's hard to beat the #1 company "Lala", anyway apparently they's a constroversy about their ads for Fairlife, wich are considered sexist.

That one girl has explosive milk farts

 

[Fenderputty]

Unless someone can make milk cheaper, not more expensive, than I don't see many people being interested.

Someone's already making milk cheaper for the consumer.

EDIT: This probably wouldn't even be considered a premium price if the AG subsidies didn't exist.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

You know what people buy when they want "high-end" milk? Soymilk. Almond milk. The stuff that doesn't come from cows.

 

[TheWarrior]

I remember hearing something from one of the supplement companies, maybe Rich Gaspari, about 2 years ago that the price of protein powders would soon skyrocket because one of the beverage giants was buying a shitload of milk from China.

 

[Vampirolol]

I live in Parma and I've got Parmalat so good luck.

 

[PseudoKirby]

Diet Milk®

1%

Milk Zero®

Skim

Cherry Milk®

sounds good to meee

 

[Union Carbine]

High end milk? Byrne Dairy already has that market covered (in Upstate NY, anyways). Anything less is would be uncivilized.

I'm a Battenkill man myself. Local Milk is also quite good.

 

[Bomber Bob]

Milk HD 60fps

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

Drinking it by itself sure, but great in cereal.

Disagree. I enjoy it as it is.

 

[Buckethead]

Gimme some of that Cambodian breast milk.

 

[jimi_dini]

But seriously, Coca Cola and milk? So sugar milk? Fuck off

 

[entremet]

But seriously, Coca Cola and milk? So sugar milk? Fuck off

Looks like you didn't read the, OP. ;P

 

[injurai]

Gimme some of that Cambodian breast milk.

uhh...

 

[jimi_dini]

Looks like you didn't read the, OP. ;P

I simply don't believe them. Coca Cola is either sugary crap or sweetened crap, that tastes like sugary crap.
Coca cola to me is the opposite of high end.

Milk contains around 5% sugar and around 4% fat.

Regular Coke is around 20% sugar, if not even more than that. And Coke is supposed to be a watery drink, not food.

 

[Ace Harding]

I bought a gallon of milk last night and it was $9.50. When the hell did milk get so expensive??

 

[UrokeJoe]

Almond gonna have to think about this? Hmm

 

[Szu]

Are they gonna put Pepsi in it?

Hmmm, even Laverne needs to think about that for a bit.

I wonder how many of you would get the reference.

 

[Meier]

The biggest problem with milk IMO is the amount that you have to buy to get any. Sell me $2 or less bottles of a small portion that I'm required to use for cooking/baking.. I don't need a lot extra that I most likely won't drink. The little $1.29 or whatever Nesquick chocolate milks are perfect. More of this size and price but of white milk as well.

 

[entremet]

I simply don't believe them. Coca Cola is either sugary crap or sweetened crap, that tastes like sugary crap.
Coca cola to me is the opposite of high end.

Ccca cola sells all types of beverages, including plain tap water lol.

 

[Takuan]

It worked with water, why not milk? At the very least, they're targeting the right market.

 

[UrokeJoe]

If you are a company selling consumption, you go where the consumption is and leave no stone unturned. If they consume it, make it.

 

[afternoon delight]

I wonder how many of you would get the reference.

I'll tell ya after this rerun of Taxi ends.

Spoiler

oooooold peeeeeeople

 

[Dennis]

Can't wait to taste this Coca Cola malk.

 

[entremet]

The biggest problem with milk IMO is the amount that you have to buy to get any. Sell me $2 or less bottles of a small portion that I'm required to use for cooking/baking.. I don't need a lot extra that I most likely won't drink. The little $1.29 or whatever Nesquick chocolate milks are perfect. More of this size and price but of white milk as well.

You should look into powdered milk if you're using it mostly for cooking and baking. You could also use evaporated milk that comes in cans, which is shelf stable.

 

[UrokeJoe]

It worked with water, why not milk? At the very least, they're targeting the right market.

I was there when small bottles of water were laughed at. lol

Anyways I find it gross.

 

[SRG01]

They'll likely lose a lot of potentially interested people if they go that route - I know that UHT treatment isn't unhealthy for you or anything but it has a distinctly different taste than fresh milk, and not in a good way.

But you're right, they don't have the distribution to do it any other way.

Most people can't taste the difference between UHT and regular milk. Organic milk is typically UHT and I don't taste the difference at all.

Personally, I think this is a step in the right direction. UHT milk should be standard, along with lowering of lactose content.

 

[yogloo]

This will be extremely successful. Almost everything that gaf hates are successful.

 

[jimi_dini]

Ccca cola sells all types of beverages, including plain tap water lol.

That's not what they are known for. They are known for sugary drinks, that are basically water & lots of sugar or water & lots of artificial sweetener (both of those are bad for your health). They are known for selling unhealthy products. They are on the same level as McDonalds.

And why would I give an American company money for water, when I can get water right out of the valve, which is actually higher quality (at least here in Europe) and less expensive (especially because noone ships it around for hundreds of kilometers, which is silly in all sorts of ways)?

 

[massoluk]

They successfully sold high end tap water, guys.

 

[Coriolanus]

From the sound of it, seems more likely that they trying to sell premixed protein shakes.

 

[The Albatross]

I simply don't believe them. Coca Cola is either sugary crap or sweetened crap, that tastes like sugary crap.
Coca cola to me is the opposite of high end.

Milk contains around 5% sugar and around 4% fat.

Regular Coke is around 20% sugar, if not even more than that. And Coke is supposed to be a watery drink, not food.

Well, FWIW, Coca Cola also produces Dasani bottled tap water which has no sugar in it... It's not like Coca Cola has to product only sugary drinks.

 

[daviyoung]

They successfully sold high end tap water, guys.

damn right

 

[Deleted member 17706]

"high-end skim milk."

What the hell.

 

[UrokeJoe]

From the sound of it, seems more likely that they trying to sell premixed protein shakes.

Protein IS the buzz word right now. It's even promoted on boxes of cereal.

 

[Zantetsuken]

I simply don't believe them. Coca Cola is either sugary crap or sweetened crap, that tastes like sugary crap.
Coca cola to me is the opposite of high end.

Milk contains around 5% sugar and around 4% fat.

Regular Coke is around 20% sugar, if not even more than that. And Coke is supposed to be a watery drink, not food.

Dasani water has sugar in it?

 

[The Elite]

high end milk?

hahha

I wanna buy milk not audio cables.

I only buy MONSTER brand Milk.

 

[Kater]

Tasty Moloko Plus!

First thing I thought of when I read the thread title.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Protein IS the buzz word right now. It's even promoted on boxes of cereal.

As it should be. Fats were unfairly advertised against and is a big reason why people aren't educated properly about nutrition.

 

[UrokeJoe]

As it should be. Fats were unfairly advertised against and is a big reason why people aren't educated properly about nutrition.

I agree. Were you there in the "fat free" days?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I agree. Were you there in the "fat free" days?

We're still in it, unfortunately, but we're making progress. Frustrating. "But it's low in fats!" well ok but that's not the problem.

 

[UrokeJoe]

We're still in it, unfortunately, but we're making progress. Frustrating. "But it's low in fats!" well ok but that's not the problem.

Very true. I'm with the lets eat real foods and not the marketing idea.

 

[dankir]

They're trying in Mexico with Santa Clara, but it's hard to beat the #1 company "Lala", anyway apparently they's a constroversy about their ads for Fairlife, wich are considered sexist.

Not going to lie but I really love the 50s style of women's clothing. Bomber pinup girls etc.

 

[Timeaisis]

But isn't milk bad for you again?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

 

[electroflame]

Stephen Colbert pretty much nailed this one:

"Yes, Fairlife: For people who want life that's just shy of good."