Real Pic January 2015 | Revenge of the tiny face

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Sadetar said:
It is a bit more complicated than that.

You need to also fill in general info of you (like what is your favourite plant, your bra size / dick size, what was your mother's girl name...)

We are very happy to have you here once you have covered all the basics.
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Don't forget:

  • Did you like Gattaca?
  • Do you like pineapple on pizza?
  • Do you like cheese (on its own)?
  • Have you watched Blade Runner?
  • Do you succumb to thirst easily?
 
Getting spammed by Pirate Kings game invites by friends. The urge to tell them to fuck off is real. Anyway to block the notifications?
 
Windam said:
I'll be joining the ranks of FitGAF (well, I probably won't post there, but I mean, I'll get there) soon enough! :D
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Troubled Bat said:
Why must you do this to me, Sadetar! I've been good to you. (〒︿〒)

Mmm. Basically.. I'm afraid to get on and just fly off somewhere. Not only that, but once I land into a foreign place, my mind will just go, "Where do I go now?!" Oh god, I don't blame him. I would definitely do the same exact thing with somebody. For sure. I'll man up to it, one day, when I truly need to get somewhere.

I'm a 22 year old (23 in May) boy. :') I need to love, Sade, I can't just get some random person in my life. Besides that, I have no confidence in myself, haha.

I do! I hate facial hair on myself. It grows a patchy.. I don't want to end up looking like this again.

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I blame my parents - they must have dropped me when I was a kid.

Oh I love the feeling when I am in the new place and I can think that "Ok, where do I really want to go..." ^_^

Hahah, and my father is somewhat silly. People think he is a badass, but he really is a teddybear.

And don't get me wrong, you are really adorable little thing. You just need to find that confidence in yourself. Happy people are like magnets to other happy human beings. :p

I also don't get the point of that pic - it is cute.

Windam said:
Don't forget:

  • Did you like Gattaca?
  • Do you like pineapple on pizza?
  • Do you like cheese (on its own)?
  • Have you watched Blade Runner?
  • Do you succumb to thirst easily?
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Ah, true. How could I have forgot those... ;)
 
Sadetar said:
It is a bit more complicated than that.

You need to also fill in general info of you (like what is your favourite plant, your bra size / dick size, what was your mother's girl name...)

We are very happy to have you here once you have covered all the basics.
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Why is the female analogue for dick-size "bra size?" Shouldn't it be "vagina size?"
 
Bombasador said:
Why is the female analogue for dick-size "bra size?" Shouldn't it be "vagina size?"
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Well, I generally use it because both are something you can easily measure. Otherwise it would be unfair for females to buy like a collection of dildos and try to figure out what would be the proper thightness. Good point though. *pat pat*

As a sidenote, females, if you now are thinking are you thight enough, good core muscles help with that. Pilates and yoga are good things to start with. You can work to make it better - men are hopeless.
 
Sadetar said:
Well, I generally use it because both are something you can easily measure. Otherwise it would be unfair for females to buy like a collection of dildos and try to figure out what would be the proper thightness. Good point though. *pat pat*

As a sidenote, females, if you now are thinking are you thight enough, good core muscles help with that. Pilates and yoga are good things to start with. You can work to make it better - men are hopeless.
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Don't neglect your kegels.

While tightness would be hard to gauge, a yardstick coated in wax or laminate could easily measure depth.
 
Bombasador said:
Don't neglect your kegels.

While tightness would be hard to gauge, a yardstick coated in wax or laminate could easily measure depth.
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Kegel exercises are good and can be done anywhere anytime. Still also pilates and yoga actually help with that as well.

Ah, true. Even though you would might need to use the measure stick for quite some time, since it can stretch really, really much at use so just a quick dip wouldn't really do.
 
As someone relatively new to the dating scene and having experienced a surprising amount of sex with a variety of people over the past few months, I was shocked at how much of a difference having children has on the vagina. I find mothers extremely sexy, but goddamn, those vaginas that have not had a watermelon squeezed out of therm are amazing.

Edit: great. This embarassing post is at the top of the page.
 
Zing said:
As someone relatively new to the dating scene and having experienced a surprising amount of sex with a variety of people over the past few months, I was shocked at how much of a difference having children has on the vagina. I find mothers extremely sexy, but goddamn, those vaginas that have not had a watermelon squeezed out of therm are amazing.

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Charming.
 
Zing said:
As someone relatively new to the dating scene and having experienced a surprising amount of sex with a variety of people over the past few months, I was shocked at how much of a difference having children has on the vagina. I find mothers extremely sexy, but goddamn, those vaginas that have not had a watermelon squeezed out of therm are amazing.

Edit: great. This embarassing post is at the top of the page.
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White theme 100ppp master race
 
Zing said:
As someone relatively new to the dating scene and having experienced a surprising amount of sex with a variety of people over the past few months, I was shocked at how much of a difference having children has on the vagina. I find mothers extremely sexy, but goddamn, those vaginas that have not had a watermelon squeezed out of therm are amazing.

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Holy shit
 
Zing said:
As someone relatively new to the dating scene and having experienced a surprising amount of sex with a variety of people over the past few months, I was shocked at how much of a difference having children has on the vagina. I find mothers extremely sexy, but goddamn, those vaginas that have not had a watermelon squeezed out of therm are amazing.
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This post deserves to go viral.
 
Zing said:
As someone relatively new to the dating scene and having experienced a surprising amount of sex with a variety of people over the past few months, I was shocked at how much of a difference having children has on the vagina. I find mothers extremely sexy, but goddamn, those vaginas that have not had a watermelon squeezed out of therm are amazing.

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Wow, I find your post incredibly incorrect.

Edit: I mean factually incorrect. I've had experience on both sides of the fence as well, and that idea that mothers are "always looser" is just not the case.
 
Sadetar said:
Indeed alluring.


Nothing really with you... That shirt just, well, I don't know about that Ralph Lauren shirt. I am not particularly a fan of having logos on my clothes. I mean I paid for the product already and now I need to market them too?
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I totally agree! For the most part, I avoid clothing that prominently displays logos for the very reason you mentioned. Although I think dudeman's a handsome devil.
 
Sadetar said:
Indeed alluring.


Nothing really with you... That shirt just, well, I don't know about that Ralph Lauren shirt. I am not particularly a fan of having logos on my clothes. I mean I paid for the product already and now I need to market them too?
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What if I'm the real Ralph Lauren? Do you have something against self promotion?
 
Zing said:
It's the best way to see if they are a good match. I always try to talk on phone before meeting. Although, why Skype? Are they long distance?
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Yes, I'm in Maryland, she's from Texas. Oh boy here goes nothing... I've never done this long-distance thing before. YOLO.
 
Skullface said:
I totally agree! For the most part, I avoid clothing that prominently displays logos for the very reason you mentioned. Although I think dudeman's a handsome devil.
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He is a handsome devil and I am certain that he knows it himself. ;)

And yes, I try to avoid at them for the most part as well. I usually give a pass on sport clothes, since I know what I like on my skin and sadly they generally have a logo that is quite big.

Bombasador said:
What if I'm the real Ralph Lauren? Do you have something against self promotion?
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Hahah, you cocky bastard. :p
 
Sadetar said:
He is a handsome devil and I am certain that he knows it himself. ;)

And yes, I try to avoid at them for the most part as well. I usually give a pass on sport clothes, since I know what I like on my skin and sadly they generally have a logo that is quite big.


Hahah, you cocky bastard. :p
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Ever get a sports shirt that has a heavily stitched logo on it? My nipples are rescinding in horror at the thought. How is a Nike shirt with a meter long logo heavily stitched into the shirt sporty at all?

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I'm not your buddy guy

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