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[Trey]

Nah lady. Nah.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Can every politician stop pretending to be poor? Its annoying.

 

[Shard]

I don't think this speech or this woman exist in the same dimension as the rest of us.

 

[Frustrated_me]

LOLOLOL THIS IS HILARIOUS TO ME

 

[Veritigo_X]

What is she even talking about? This sounds like a campaign speech on her own behalf instead of her party's.

 

[speculawyer]

Fox News has incredible ratings every year

Don't sweat it. The only reason they have high ratings is because very few people sit around and watch cable news. They have lives to live. The only people that really watch it are old bitter retired people. So they feed those people what they want to hear.

 

[Pimpwerx]

Oh shit! She rocks bread bags just like us regular shmoes. I'm totally relating. PEACE.

 

[bob_arctor]

HOLY SHIT SHE IS TERRIBLE

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

How come you're not applauding?

well I just finished eating and my plane just landed so I am applauding. Just not for her

 

[RoKKeR]

This is terrifying.

Edit: Fuck off with Keystone.

 

[Casimir]

where can i watch the official republican responses?

Link


She's doing better than the last few. (Delivery is still terrible though)

 

[Mush]

So what sort of state is the Union in? A-? C+?

XXX

Spoiler

Sorry.

 

[Velcro Fly]

Holy fuck is this real

She sounds like she belongs on Futurama and not in Congress

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Can she make it any more obvious that she's reading from the teleprompter?

Is she a human being? I'm not even sure. She might be a robot.

 

[eagledare]

Am I watching one of those 'save the animals' infomercials?

 

[Sinfamy]

Is Joni Ernsts speech for real?
It looks like a ridiculous SNL sketch.

 

[Owzers]

The problem with Conservatives is that they say how their family was poor and then go on to shit on everyone who is poor.

oh, a Keystone speech.

 

[Black Mamba]

Uh Obamacare is a resounding success

Keystone a job creator lol

 

[reKon]

Oh my goodness at the chat. It's exactly like typically YouTube comments you see from from immature kids pumped up to 1000x ridiculous.

 

[AntoneM]

lol, keystone

 

[JCizzle]

lol, the GOP has the chat window active for their YT stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jGdwUtmSwQ

omg that chat is something to behold. i need to go shower!

 

[slightconfuse]

How are republicans so delusional

 

[Officerrob]

Who thought it was a good idea to leave comments on on the youtube stream?

 

[Red Comet]

"Keystone jobs bill"

Oh lordy

 

[Shard]

Why she is smiling so much?

 

[Wag]

Yeah, go dump oil in someone else's backyard.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Sounds like drivel written by a public speaking 101 student who has an urge to be creative. She's also robotic, stiff, and fucking disingenuous. Turn her off!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Can every politician stop pretending to be poor? Its annoying.

I can't afford a new Ferrari every month, don't you feel sorry for me?

 

[davepoobond]

they're really doubling down on keystone as jobs?

 

[VeryGooster]

Is David Cage animating this lady?

 

[WedgeX]

Unions!

 

[Amir0x]

She has such a weird way of delivering this speech. I don't even know what to say to this.

 

[subrock]

Republican response: "I was poor once so trust me please"


also: "failed policies like Obamacare".... um, how is it failed?

 

[Nobility]

Yikes...

 

[block tower]

but she wore bread bags on her feet guys

 

[Big Baybee]

He already made his decision.

 

[Terrible_Majesty]

is this the GOPs way of announcing realistic looking androids?

 

[Effnine]

Republicans say the same shit every damn time ...

 

[B-Dubs]

I think she's literally reading the speech off of cue cards, I see her eyes moving like she's read it for the first time right now...

 

[Sanjuro]

Is Keystone a Bond film?

 

[TheShocker]

I'm typically conservative and see myself as such for a long time to come, but WTF am I watching?!

 

[trixx]

this is like a really bad infomercial

 

[ISOM]

Where can I watch Obama's speech if I missed it?

C-span's website

 

[Raptor2155]

Republicans really fucking love this shitty pipeline.

 

[The_Dama]

Is the same robot from the last SOTU?

Hahahaha

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Her story growing up reminds me of the whole "We walked 20 miles to school in the snow uphill both ways" spiel.

 

[wedward]

The republicans are still stuck out on the prairie.

They are so out of touch it is shocking.

 

[Trey]

Buy new shoes lady, got damn. That's essential shit. No one should have to put bags on their shoes, that's real simple.

 

[DangerMouse]

Jeez, she's gonna fake smile all the way through this isn't she.

"We see our neighbors worry about stagnant wages..." But we won't do anything about that cause those are middle class wages.

 

[ICKE]

Why is the TV feed correct but she's looking at the wrong camera on youtube?