Paragon of Decency: So I found some pictures of my boss.....
- Thread starter GlenChivas
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Interesting because you did say the following:
Care to elaborate what you mean when you say "useful"?
CountAntonius
Member
Maybe the boss wanted the OP to find those pics....
Dead Prince
Banned
ask him if he wants to experiment kissing. also was his dick purdy?
but answer is you slip in nudes of yourself in his folder.
but answer is you slip in nudes of yourself in his folder.
Aren't there other porn sites on the internet you can use instead?
Bobby Roberts
Banned
You sure you're not confusing "weird" with "guilt?" Or "shame?" One of those?
Vicetrailia
Banned
Its not even a weird situation. He has nudes of himself and his wife on his cpu and you cover that shit up. You had a good laugh and now you're on to something else, big whoop. Keep it private.
It would be pretty funny for you entire office to find out you're a creeper.
Intheflorsh
Banned
Only because you made it weird, dude. Delete those files and move on.
A particular highlight was an outside sales guy that used his company phone/email to arrange sexy Craigslist meetups in the Texas panhandle while he was on company trips.
I mean, pretty innocuous stuff.
Except he was married, with kids.
And the meetups were with trannies.
Just have your own private laugh (since you've seen them already) and forget you ever saw them.
CrushDance
Banned
Hahahahaha what in the actual...fuck me. This world is hopeless.
BertramCooper
Banned
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Omegasquash
Member
And you're calling people "holier than thou" when you talk about holding on to pictures to laugh at people.
Amazing.
I don't know why you'd intentionally want people laughing at you for getting fired.
terrisus
Member
"Hey Boss, you have a really tiny wang."
"How do you know that?"
"Your nudee pictures I found when clearing out your laptop."
"Oh, hahahaha, that's hilarious... Oh, don't come to work tomorrow, you're not getting your Christmas bonus, and I'll see you in court. Thanks for the laugh!"
All they're now good for is as a memory to tell friends (who DO NOT work at the company) the funny story of how you once stumbled upon some nude pics on your boss' laptop.
That's it. As far as you're concerned, when inside that building those photos never existed.
Simply Sarah
Member
I really do wonder how many of these "I'm considering committing a criminal act. What does GAF think?" threads are for real and how many are some bizarre form of performance art. Seriously, OP, don't fucking blackmail your boss and stop looking at stuff that you have no right to look at.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
It's not like he accidentally sent them to the entire company or something.
You chose to look at them.
As long as OP viewed them on the computer that was going away, he's good.
He's sounds like an IT newb though, so yeah, he's already dead.
In my very brief experience working for a computer repair shop, yes, yes they go through people's personal stuff. Suffice to say, I quit working there after a week because of that, among many other bad things I witnessed.
I have to say though, it seemed like an extraordinary bad owner that probably doesn't represent the norm... at least, I hope he doesn't represent the norm.
OP is obviously concerned that his boss might not have a good backup process in place so he could help out by storing them for him, just in case.
Winterfang
Banned
That's disgusting OP, do the honorable thing and get rid of those files.
DiipuSurotu
Banned
So?
GlenChivas
Member
Not at all. And again the pics were labeled nude. What young guy is going to see a picture named nude and not click on it? And who the fuck labels stuff like that anyway? If it had been img6484.jpg I couldn't have cared less what it was.
terrisus
Member
Darn, I hope it's still this easy to get an IT job when I'm looking...
freenudemacusers
Member
A Human Becoming
More than a Member
Go on.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
FFS...
I guess that's the distinction. I wouldn't see them. I'm in IT and have had countless opportunities to see such things, but I make a point not to snoop around people's computers. Sketchy IT guys that rifle through people's personal files and ponder things like blackmail usually go out in a blaze of glory sooner or later.
Omegasquash
Member
Bobby Roberts
Banned
No no, he's done this "countless" times. At the 10 person office in the past 3 months.
COUNTLESS.
He's got it all sewed up.
DiipuSurotu
Banned
Agreed.
m_shortpants
Member
If anything, just keep a copy as leverage so you don't get fired?
Coreda
Member
Since Windows 7 the Last Accessed date is no longer kept up to date by default to keep drive writes lower, so it's doubtful. Recently opened is still a possibility though.
DeathoftheEndless
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
He's obviously coming on to you.
Make a nudee33.jpg and see how he responds.
Make a nudee33.jpg and see how he responds.
LyleLanley
Banned
Yeah it's going to be awkward but that's what you get for snooping. If you value your job you should just pretend you never saw anything.
SaganIsGOAT
Junior Member
This is so scummy to even consider jesus...
Act like you never saw them and move on.
It's not even good blackmail material. If you had something on him that hinted toward infidelity or financial malfeasance then your boss might feel beholden to you... but what can you do? "Give me a raise or I release these photos of you being naked that no one cares about?" Anthony Weiner didn't care that he had photos of him leaked, he cared that he was busted for sexting several women. The sex scandal is the leverage. What's the leverage here?
Also blackmail is super illegal and it's more likely it blows back in your face than his.
Also blackmail is super illegal and it's more likely it blows back in your face than his.