You won't believe what happens when The Onion launches a clickbait parody site

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Branduil said:
The "unboxing a family" video, LOL.
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That was pretty amazing. He got himself an adorable new family. Can't wait for his follow up video.


All Downhill From Here: 6 Episodes Where Beloved TV Shows Jumped The Shark

"Fans and critics widely agree that the moment Happy Days jumped the shark was this tired season five episode where Fonzie has jury duty."


Also... Watch this one. You need to watch this one. Their videos are always amazing. This is no exception. It's just as good as "What Does it Mean to be a Man?"

Watch People Talk About The First Time They Had Sex

"Then suddenly we were naked and he could see my titters and I could see his freenis and he could see my fragina and I could see his testers..."

"Then I let him yawn in my ear."

"Where the hell is that goddamn hole?"
 
15 Things Nobody Tells You About Being A Parent

"2. You will become your parents, and your parents will become sand."

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7 Movies That Originally Had Different Endings

7. Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

In the first draft of the script, when the Nazis open the Ark of the Covenant, the stage directions call for “dozens of owls” to burst out of the open Ark. The film was supposed to end with the Nazi soldiers wailing, “It’s nothing but owls in here!” while Indiana Jones cackles and screams, “Welcome to owl country, idiots!” over and over as the screen fades to black.
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Jesus. I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
 
Every Day, The TSA Catches People Smuggling Skeletons Through X-Ray Machines. Why Aren’t They Doing Anything To Stop It?
http://www.clickhole.com/article/every-day-tsa-catches-people-smuggling-skeletons-t-1867

The lines the TSA is drawing appear to be arbitrary. If you pack a human skeleton in your carry-on, the TSA will prevent you from boarding your flight and detain you until the FBI arrives. But smuggle it in your body? You might as well be given the key to the plane’s cockpit.
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EskimoJoe said:
This one killed me. Brilliant.
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Yeah, that was great.

Finally! This Realistic Barbie Doll Comes With A Cabinet Full Of Plastic Bags
http://www.clickhole.com/article/finally-realistic-barbie-doll-comes-cabinet-full-p-1744
“Real women are unique, imperfect, and often have a cabinet that is stuffed to the gills with a bunch of plastic bags, some of which they’ll probably use for the tiny bathroom trash can, while the vast majority will just sit there forever because they’re not totally sure if they can recycle them or not.”

“And that’s still beautiful,” she added.
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Lol I just noticed the tags for the articles.

Wow
 
An Oral History Of Radiohead’s ‘OK Computer’

Jonny Greenwood: The songwriting process was pretty organic. We’d always start by jamming on Steely Dan’s “Rikki Don’t Lose That Number,” and then whatever happened when we veered off from that would become a new song. But it always started with “Rikki.”

Colin Greenwood: “Exit Music (For A Film)” started as a “Rikki” jam; “Airbag” started as a “Rikki” jam. Every track on the album extends from us jamming on that one Steely Dan song.

Thom Yorke: I wrote a song that was just the phrase “Hitler hairdo” repeated 400 times, because I figured this would surely get us all sent to the big house for a lifetime of incarceration, you know? The band made me limit it to one mention. That song became “Karma Police.”
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hidys said:
An Oral History Of Radiohead’s ‘OK Computer’



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Colin Greenwood: There’s one show from that tour that comes to mind. We were in the middle of an encore of “No Surprises” and Thom went into the audience. Thom drifts into the middle of this crowd of 10,000 or so people, and he just starts burrowing into the ground. Like, really tunneling. And as the song goes on he’s getting deeper, and people are following him down there. Eventually, the whole audience had followed him down into that bottomless hole, and we were all alone onstage. Three days later, Thom emerged alone from the tunnel cradling a dove, nobody else with him. Actually, no one from that audience was ever seen again. That was an amazing show.
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I think I hurt myself
 
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