Stupid character poses/animations

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Squizzard from Super Mario Galaxy 2

Worst animations evar.


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Don't get the hate for Link just wanting to dance like nobodies watching.

I'd say the reason is that it doesn't really fit most mental images of a battle hardened super soldier.

It looks like a bunch of stereotypical dudebros cosplaying as Spartans.
That's because they aren't battle hardened Spartans raised from the age of 6 to be the best of the best.

They're just regular soldiers who volunteered for the Spartan IV program. It's not uncommon for soldiers in real life to be celebratory. I mean come on have you ever watched sports?

Precisely, who cares if it's a dude; shit's hot.
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Sorry Yoshi P but I think this is just retarded...

You sir, are no gentleman. How dare you speak ill of Inspector Hildebrand.


Nobody bad mouths the greatest thing to come from SE in years.

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Funniest moment in a FFXIV yet.

Edit: Im super late.
How very dare you disrespect the most manly gentleman inspector to walk this land?
Have you no taste? Were you raised by beastmen? How can you not appreciate the honour and glory of a Manderville man?
 
I still love how much this upsets people. The PERFECT thing Halo needed at the end of a match. Something else to get the other team's jimmies rustled.

If I did play multiplayer, I'd be more upset at my team for doing it.

That's because they aren't battle hardened Spartans raised from the age of 6 to be the best of the best.

They're just regular soldiers who volunteered for the Spartan IV program. It's not uncommon for soldiers in real life to be celebratory. I mean come on have you ever watched sports?

Except when performing military exercises most soldiers treat it as serious business. They can be as jovial and BroHappy as they want outside of it. But hey, what do I know?

343 is apparently branding Halo as E-Sports so I guess it fits there? Though I also seldom see professional Athletes dissing the opposition in that way.
 
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Martial Masters has the goofiest idle animations and I love it.
These are amazing

This scares me

Seeing Lana doing this is whatever, but seeing Link do it is the best

Stupid modern Sonic's fucking index finger pose. He just looks like such a tool.
What, this one?
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I'm not surprised to see Japanese games being the main offender in this thread.

I'm also not surprised to see people so threatened by basic macho celebratory mannerisms.

I really hate Lina's idle animation.
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Whyyyyyy are you always trying to air out your panties Lina? Please.

Her sister is much better at levitating than she is.

They don't call her "fire crotch" for nothing.
 
I support this magic dance fight future.
 
That looks awesome. Magic dance fighting! What's not to like? Lighten up.
Yeah, but I think the point was that it's accidentally awesome.
Those moves belong to a Hatsune Miku clone transplanted into a Zelda game, who makes them look far less fabulous and a lot more like an annoying anime cliché.

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Yeah, but I think the point was that it's accidentally awesome.
Those moves belong to a Hatsune Miku clone transplanted into a Zelda game, who makes them look far less fabulous and a lot more like an annoying anime cliché.

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She looked fine doing them in the video that GIF is from.
 
I don't get why everyone is ragging on this like it's unnatural or some shit.

Do you not get happy around with your friends or something?

Why though? Serious question.

I can't speak for anyone else, but the reason that this animation seems to strange is that the Spartan I'm most familiar with is Master Chief, who is a stoic killing machine. I guess the Spartans in Reach had a bit more personality, but they're a flash in the pan compared to MC as portrayed in Halo 1-3, which is probably where most casual fans know him.

If what I'm reading is true and these animations fit the characterization of the Spartans in Halo 4, then it changes things a bit, but it still seems like they're taking things a bit too far for the average Halo fan.
 
Except when performing military exercises most soldiers treat it as serious business. They can be as jovial and BroHappy as they want outside of it. But hey, what do I know?

343 is apparently branding Halo as E-Sports so I guess it fits there? Though I also seldom see professional Athletes dissing the opposition in that way.
They just finished their "exercises" and won. Celebration is practically expected. I mean c'mon they're playing CTF on a giant spaceship.

A little elbow nudging is common in sports.
Nobody looks like they're really dissing the other team anyway.
Well except that one guy in the front.
He's weird.

If I did play multiplayer, I'd be more upset at my team for doing it.
This so much. It's so stupid.
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I support this magic dance fight future.
I want a game about a way cool dude that saves the world/galaxy with magic dancing.
 
If I'm remembering it right, it looks exactly the same in the final game
Oh capcom...

I can't speak for anyone else, but the reason that this animation seems to strange is that the Spartan I'm most familiar with is Master Chief, who is a stoic killing machine. I guess the Spartans in Reach had a bit more personality, but they're a flash in the pan compared to MC as portrayed in Halo 1-3, which is probably where most casual fans know him.

If what I'm reading is true and these animations fit the characterization of the Spartans in Halo 4, then it changes things a bit, but it still seems like they're taking things a bit too far for the average Halo fan.
Just an example of Spartan 4 characterization.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8F8FKXQ12s
 
Eww. I'd throw the game just to help my team not look like a bunch of knobs.

Would Spartans even act that way?

Yes, if you played halo you would know that like MGS it drags it silly shit on its sleeve and often its canon

Or are we going to forget the numerous dumb super silly and jovial halo content over the years including a dragon ball z fight. Dudes taunting and the end of the match... is nothing.

It is weirding me out that people are getting upset about silly shit in halo of all franchises.
 
Yes, if you played halo you would know that like MGS it drags it silly shit on its sleeve and often its canon

Or are we going to forget the numerous dumb super silly and jovial halo content over the years including a dragon ball z fight. Dudes taunting and the end of the match... is nothing.

It is weirding me out that people are getting upset about silly shit in halo of all franchises.
Uhhhhh, are you confusing actual halo canon with red vs blue?
 
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Yeah, that stupid modern sonic always ruining everything.
Modern Sonic obviously time traveled to the past to ruin classic Sonic because he was tired of getting accused of ruining Sonic.
 
Uhhhhh, are you confusing actual halo canon with red vs blue?

No, I'm not. The halo games are silly, the other halo media is rather silly. Like the animu, or the books, or the comic books. or the games themselves.

Thats why Spartans acting like bros don't surpised me. The number of stuff in halo that indicates that not only the soilders on both sides act like that. That Spartans probably acted like that because Cheif seems to be the only weird one is... well alot.

Halo is silly, hallo is very VERY silly.

It can also be very serious. You can be both, halo is both.
 
No, I'm not. The halo games are silly, the other halo media is rather silly. Like the animu, or the books, or the comic books. or the games themselves.

Thats why Spartans acting like bros don't surpised me. The number of stuff in halo that indicates that not only the soilders on both sides act like that. That Spartans probably acted like that because Cheif seems to be the only weird one is... well alot.

Halo is silly, hallo is very VERY silly.
The books and comics are canon but halo legends most certainly was not. The games are relatively grounded, think you're exaggerating how silly the games are. They're not completely straight laced serious but they're definitely more focused on being serious while also mixing in humorous moments.
 
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