Kotaku: I Tried VR Porn, And It Was Weird

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http://kotaku.com/i-tried-vr-porn-a...m_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow


It was breakfast-themed. Sunlight lazily streamed into a white-walled kitchen as a red-haired woman stripped on a table that I—or my "avatar"—was seated at. Occasionally she took sips from a glass of orange juice because thematic consistency or something, I guess. As she slowly shrugged out of a thin white shirt, she frequently made eye contact with "me," whispered and giggled playfully, teased touch but witheld sensation.

She got close. Really close. If she were a real person, we'd have been nose-to-nose. It was weirdly uncomfortable. My brain—only partially aware that what it was experiencing wasn't real—surged its synapses with mixed signals, ones usually reserved for awkward encounters with actual humans. "Who is this person? You just met her. Why is she right in your face? Please step back please step back please step back she's not stepping back. Why can't you step back?" I could count the moments of eye contact in eternities, it felt so awkward.

I am sometimes scared of people—especially when I can't talk to them. VR porn triggered that reaction hardcore.

The illusion that she was a real human broke when she got even closer. My body was so confused by the lack of heat—no warm breath on the nape of my neck, not even a single heartbeat—that I felt it as a phantom sensation. I realized that I didn't feel like I was with another person so much as I was being "stroked" by the intangible ghost hand of some eerie automaton, a one-size-fits-all skeleton wearing intimacy's skin, paying no heed as said skin sloughed away to reveal its true nature.

Then she started eating her own underwear, and I wasn't into it at all. Apologies to folks who are into that, but it's not my thing.

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Later that day, I talked with someone else who'd also tried VR porn (albeit not with Vander Caballero; that is, to my knowledge, an honor only I can lay claim to), and his experience was totally different from mine. He explained:

"At first it felt surreal and disconnected, but I timed myself to get off at the same time she did," said this person, who preferred to remain anonymous. "And suddenly, I came, and we had that moment of [exhausted breathing sounds]. She was breathing at the same time. And then she looked me in the eye and leaned in and said, 'I love you, baby.' I was like, 'Wow, that was amazing.' And then I realized I'd only had that experience with a few girlfriends in my life. That's when I realized this shit is crazy. To connect with a human you need so many things, and this achieved it almost immediately. This girl was there with me, and she recognized me, and she appreciated me."
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humanity is gonna be different in like... a year.
 
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Later that day, I talked with someone else who'd also tried VR porn (albeit not with Vander Caballero; that is, to my knowledge, an honor only I can lay claim to), and his experience was totally different from mine. He explained:

"At first it felt surreal and disconnected, but I timed myself to get off at the same time she did," said this person, who preferred to remain anonymous. "And suddenly, I came, and we had that moment of [exhausted breathing sounds]. She was breathing at the same time. And then she looked me in the eye and leaned in and said, 'I love you, baby.' I was like, 'Wow, that was amazing.' And then I realized I'd only had that experience with a few girlfriends in my life. That's when I realized this shit is crazy. To connect with a human you need so many things, and this achieved it almost immediately. This girl was there with me, and she recognized me, and she appreciated me."
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Oh boy. It's already begun.
 
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I've tried it out. It's actually pretty decent, but I don't think I could jerk off to it. I have fears that I'll be sitting their jerking it, with a head display and headphones on my head - and I won't know that someone walked in on me. Like what's sadder then walking in on some dude with his pants around his ankle, jerking off with a head display on?
 
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harSon said:
I've tried it out. It's actually pretty decent, but I don't think I could jerk off to it. I have fears that I'll be sitting their jerking it, with a head display and headphones on my head - and I won't know that someone walked in on me. Like what's sadder then walking in on some dude with his pants around his ankle, jerking off with a head display on?
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Dennis said:
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lmao
 
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VR porn, like traditional film on VR simply sucks when it's not using a 3D engine. My mission right now it seems is to get that out there. Too many people seem to think it must be really cool. Having no translation makes VR not VR, and the field of view warping is never quite right. Once they do start using 3D engines you will probably have a much better experience. The question is can people get off to CGI essentially? It's not impossible. There are incredibly impressive full body scans out there that if animated well might be pretty cool...
 
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harSon said:
I've tried it out. It's actually pretty decent, but I don't think I could jerk off to it. I have fears that I'll be sitting their jerking it, with a head display and headphones on my head - and I won't know that someone walked in on me. Like what's sadder then walking in on some dude with his pants around his ankle, jerking off with a head display on?
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lmfao
 
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spwolf said:
seems like it could be made into simulator for making people less awkward in social situations.

maybe in the future doctor will prescribe 5 lessons from Dr. Phil VR to alleviate some psychological issues.
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VR to help people become less socially awkward !
 
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harSon said:
I've tried it out. It's actually pretty decent, but I don't think I could jerk off to it. I have fears that I'll be sitting their jerking it, with a head display and headphones on my head - and I won't know that someone walked in on me. Like what's sadder then walking in on some dude with his pants around his ankle, jerking off with a head display on?
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Nightmare roommate in the dorms just got to a whole new level. Dude won't even know you walked in on him beating it to hentai. Thank god I'm thru with college.
 
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harSon said:
I've tried it out. It's actually pretty decent, but I don't think I could jerk off to it. I have fears that I'll be sitting their jerking it, with a head display and headphones on my head - and I won't know that someone walked in on me. Like what's sadder then walking in on some dude with his pants around his ankle, jerking off with a head display on?
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Gotta stop by home hardware and get them deadbolts for the door.
 
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"At first it felt surreal and disconnected, but I timed myself to get off at the same time she did," said this person, who preferred to remain anonymous. "And suddenly, I came, and we had that moment of [exhausted breathing sounds]. She was breathing at the same time. And then she looked me in the eye and leaned in and said, 'I love you, baby.' I was like, 'Wow, that was amazing.' And then I realized I'd only had that experience with a few girlfriends in my life. That's when I realized this shit is crazy. To connect with a human you need so many things, and this achieved it almost immediately. This girl was there with me, and she recognized me, and she appreciated me."
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We've found the solution to overpopulation.
 
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harSon said:
I've tried it out. It's actually pretty decent, but I don't think I could jerk off to it. I have fears that I'll be sitting their jerking it, with a head display and headphones on my head - and I won't know that someone walked in on me. Like what's sadder then walking in on some dude with his pants around his ankle, jerking off with a head display on?
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there are these new inventions called locks
 
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Fracas

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I feel like this is something everyone should experience. Not necessarily porn, but realistic VR in general.
 
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And then she looked me in the eye and leaned in and said "you are going to die" and she transformwd herself into a horrible monster and killed me
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This is only one of my fears

then who was phone
 
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