If he had called the wings "liberty wings" then it would have been perfect.
Has anyone rented a stripper?
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If he had called the wings "liberty wings" then it would have been perfect.
Rentahamster
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You should rent a hamster.
AdventureMike
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I'm with the others that aren't sure where the stripper fits into your WrestleMania party. If you're going to pay 9.99 for some wrestling, you might as well watch it.
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I got some strippers for my brothers bucks. Super hot blondes, each did a strip show by themselves then after they both came out and started licking each others asses and busting out double enders. It was pretty cool.
Mattlikewhoa
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Bronetta
Ask me about the moon landing or the temperature at which jet fuel burns. You may be surprised at what you learn.
They could use the grease as lubricant.
Messofanego
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OP's username made me lol.
SneakyStephan
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So many puns condensed in so few words, hat off to you.
Deified Data
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My mom was a stripper!
Tawney Bomb
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I don't think strippers belong at Wrestlemania parties, however, they could be more entertaining than actually watching Wrestlemania, so there is that.
It's for the pre show. I'm not gonna rent one during the actual mania, I'm not that weird.
Do I get her flowers? Or just hand her over money?
Tawney Bomb
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Wait, so for a half hour? Why?
Just give her wings, no flowers, that would be weird. She'll probably want money too, unless she's a big wrestling fan.
I'm not going to give her any wings. I got Texas petes hot sauce, I don't think it would be classy if I offer her wings. I should get some funions.
Tawney Bomb
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Not to offend, but I don't think classiness even comes into play in this equation, plus everyone likes wings. If you won't do that, just give her money and funyuns.
OP's username made me lol.
How didn't I notice this.
Yeah I'm pretty sure this is a joke thread. Good effort though.
This is a lot more work that I thought. I don't want to feed her, I don't want it to feel awkward. In my head I assumed I just hand her over a couple hundred. She dances during the Andre the giant battle royal, then leaves. No lap dances, no weird stuff.
Opus Angelorum
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She owes me $10.
bengraven
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So she raped a kid in front of all of you?
I've been to parties with rented strippers, and I knew a few girls (and one guy) who worked at least one as the stripper. The girls always came with huge, The Mountain looking motherfuckers who were very serious about no one mistreating the women. My male friend who worked a single night doing it along with another guy never wanted to do it again (lots of grabbing, attempts to stick things in his butt, etc).
Yo, you're getting a dance while #Axelmania runs wild? That's even colder than not giving a wing.
She raped a kid in front of his acquaintance, you mean to say.
bengraven
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A few of them, apparently.
True Savior
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A Stripper is boring. Just invite an escort.
Woah man, he said stripper, not whore.
Hari Seldon
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Is there going to be other girls at this party or is it all dudes? It seems the best stripper stories are when there is a mixed crowd. All dudes might get awkward unless you are at a strip club haha.
This is almost exactly what happened. Though instead of a weird manager that kept trying to get us to spend more money we got a possible gang member. He seemed alright though. Kept outside most of the night then one of my friends ended up inviting him in and giving him a beer. I didn't want it to happen in the first place especially since it was at my apartment and under the guise of my birthday. My overly horny friends didn't care. At least they ended up having a great time. Except the next day the one with a girlfriend started spaz'ing out thinking we'd tell her or something.
Funny story, was out in Orlando for my buddy's bachelor party and we were staying in a really nice suite at the Hard Rock, and it was decided as we were boozing up that we should get a stripper. Now, you want that kind of entertainment you should either discreetly ask a concierge or door guy, or hit the yellow pages. It's decided by a guy named Crazy Igor that we should go online instead. This guy also decides that instead of looking for a stripper, we should get an escort since they can do the same thing and probably cheaper.
This guy had an accent thicker than my beard, and he's trying to talk these hookers into coming out to a suite full of dudes to strip. He's getting hung up on left and right, and after a good long time he finally managed to get one to agree to come. At this point we've barreled through a few bottles worth of booze and have made a 5 foot pyramid of beer cans on the dining room table.
When she showed up, it was this hispanic chick covered in tattoos and nowhere near what her Craigslist pic showed. Most of us are just kind of like "uh, yeah..." but then one of our cop buddies there with us notices some of her ink. She's got a load of Mexican cartel tattoos. Lots of hushed whispers and the like but they decide she's already there so fuck it. She does her stripper thing, we're all pretty much over it and ready to do something else, and then Igor asks her how much for a lay. No one is willing to let him use their room because we don't want our shit stolen, and he was local so he didn't have one of his own.
This guy ends up banging the escort in the luxurious bathroom of the suite, which we all refuse to use for the rest of the stay. The smell alone was atrocious. In the end I think someone had hidden her shoes in the fridge, and when she finally left we opened the doors to try to air the place out a bit.
So yeah, don't hire her through Craigslist.
This guy had an accent thicker than my beard, and he's trying to talk these hookers into coming out to a suite full of dudes to strip. He's getting hung up on left and right, and after a good long time he finally managed to get one to agree to come. At this point we've barreled through a few bottles worth of booze and have made a 5 foot pyramid of beer cans on the dining room table.
When she showed up, it was this hispanic chick covered in tattoos and nowhere near what her Craigslist pic showed. Most of us are just kind of like "uh, yeah..." but then one of our cop buddies there with us notices some of her ink. She's got a load of Mexican cartel tattoos. Lots of hushed whispers and the like but they decide she's already there so fuck it. She does her stripper thing, we're all pretty much over it and ready to do something else, and then Igor asks her how much for a lay. No one is willing to let him use their room because we don't want our shit stolen, and he was local so he didn't have one of his own.
This guy ends up banging the escort in the luxurious bathroom of the suite, which we all refuse to use for the rest of the stay. The smell alone was atrocious. In the end I think someone had hidden her shoes in the fridge, and when she finally left we opened the doors to try to air the place out a bit.
So yeah, don't hire her through Craigslist.
JoseTheTaco
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Ugh won't that make it awkward
Been at a couple of bachelor parties with strippers; wasn't the organizer or anything but not much difference.
I wouldn't recommend it personally. Pay tons of cash for them to show up, pay even more for them to even so much as sit next to you. Then most likely you'll start getting offered BJ's and whatnot for exorbitant amounts of money. Or depressingly low amounts of money; I believe it was going to be $1,000 or the 2 strippers at the last party I was at to gang-blow a party of 20 or so guys.
I'm not uptight by any means and have had my fair share of fun at strip clubs.. but the whole hiring strippers for a party thing isn't my bag baby.
I wouldn't recommend it personally. Pay tons of cash for them to show up, pay even more for them to even so much as sit next to you. Then most likely you'll start getting offered BJ's and whatnot for exorbitant amounts of money. Or depressingly low amounts of money; I believe it was going to be $1,000 or the 2 strippers at the last party I was at to gang-blow a party of 20 or so guys.
I'm not uptight by any means and have had my fair share of fun at strip clubs.. but the whole hiring strippers for a party thing isn't my bag baby.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Read this whole thing in Kat Williams voice. A+ post.Why? You already have entertainment lined up. Hang out with friends, watch the show and eat some good food man. Where the hell are you going to fit in scantily clad women dancing for dollars in that scenario
like... You gonna eat wings with them afterwards or something? Cmon man wtf. Go to strip club after the show if you all are into that kinda stuff lmao. This type of improvising is what gets you taken off the list of "So where we gonna meet up to watch the...." qualifying hosts homie.
The Albatross
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For a bachelor party, sure. It was pretty awesome.
WAsn't awkward, but yeah, the weird manager did get us to keep spending money. But it was worth it.
WAsn't awkward, but yeah, the weird manager did get us to keep spending money. But it was worth it.
DoktorEvil
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Here's what should be done:
Hire a professional escort with blonde hair.
Pick up a Hulkamania costume from party city or rush Order one online
Have one of your oldest friends dye his hair yellow(if long, otherwise a blonde wig will do)
Find a yapapi strap somewhere.
Give the escort the costume and the Yapapi Strap to put on.
Put a camera into her face and yell "ACTION".
Hire a professional escort with blonde hair.
Pick up a Hulkamania costume from party city or rush Order one online
Have one of your oldest friends dye his hair yellow(if long, otherwise a blonde wig will do)
Find a yapapi strap somewhere.
Give the escort the costume and the Yapapi Strap to put on.
Put a camera into her face and yell "ACTION".
Perspicacity
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How did it go? Did she like the show, was she glad Seth took the title?
I used to rent a room out of an acquaintance's (not really a close friend) house. One time, the owner was out at his friend's bachelor party. Well, somehow, they (about 10 guys) all drunkenly ended up back at the house while I was just there watching TV. Shit, I thought. I hate being the only sober person around a ton of drunk idiots. “CLYDEFROG!!! WOOOO! A STRIPPER’S COMING OVER! YOU HAVE TO STAY”
Heh, cool, I guess. Okay, let’s see what happens. I had some beers with them and then the stripper showed up. She proceeded to get the financials out of the way and then show-time! Typical stripper stuff followed by lap dances, dildos, etc. Everyone was standing or sitting around while she did her show in the middle. Then she went to the owner’s bedroom for extra-curricular needs. One-by-one nearly every guy went to the room to get some sort of jolly off. Almost all of these guys there were married and they all fuckin’ cheated on their wives with this stripper. I couldn’t believe it! I didn’t do anything with her though.
The next morning, my friend was like “soo, you know you can’t tell anyone about last night, right?”
Heh, cool, I guess. Okay, let’s see what happens. I had some beers with them and then the stripper showed up. She proceeded to get the financials out of the way and then show-time! Typical stripper stuff followed by lap dances, dildos, etc. Everyone was standing or sitting around while she did her show in the middle. Then she went to the owner’s bedroom for extra-curricular needs. One-by-one nearly every guy went to the room to get some sort of jolly off. Almost all of these guys there were married and they all fuckin’ cheated on their wives with this stripper. I couldn’t believe it! I didn’t do anything with her though.
The next morning, my friend was like “soo, you know you can’t tell anyone about last night, right?”
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