Cringe of the forever. Ariziona light rail samurai.
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Seductivpancakes
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what the hell.
Blargonaut
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I honestly thought it looked like he was throwing up his hand in a theatrical "I got this" gesture - and it accidentally connected.
If that's NOT what it was, he has no one to blame for thinking that but himself.
It's perfectly OK to ignore the fact that he said he would have disemboweled them if it had come to that. Killed them, in five steps, by disemboweling them for punching some dude he never met before. Eviscerated and killed two humans.
With a Katana. A Katana he carries around with himself all the time. And that without that Katana, he would be infinitely more dangerous.
It is fine to skip these parts.
BKatastrophe
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You guys are surprised he carries a japanese sword around ? please, I carry this...
186cm long, 4mm thick blade, around 6kg in weight. Good thing there are no legal restrictions for carrying cold weapons in the Czech Republic
btw: this is The Ultimate Cringe
I....I just....I can't....oh god....
To be fair, it is a pretty sick name.
nintendork666
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He's singing Limp Bizkit's My Way under his breath. Dude's fucking awesome.
Also, I can't get the OPl video to load in Opera, Chrome, Firefox or IE - how are you guys watching this?
That was actually his Dim Mak move, assailant is lucky that his chi was only partially disrupted. Obviously this rail warrior carries the sword so that his real weapons don't hurt anyone.
Monocle
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Lol, wow. They should have asked him the name of his sword.
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
From the description:
roflcopter
Pls. I can't. Have mercy.
Discotheque
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i wonder if he did an ocular patdown. to assess any potential threats before he engaged in his 5 step plan.
JJDinomite
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Pestilence11
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Never mind I guess that was after.
Hero_of_the_Day
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Court case (and video) would have been real interesting had he chopped the dudes to pieces like he was ready to do.
dr3upmushroom
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He was gonna gape them open, Breh.
I ain't gonna watch the video but that's sick.
PhineBuyM3
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He needs to be in the next Samurai Warriors game.
Mr. Pointy
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Yo you need to write a shitty Asylum level D-movie based around this guy.
Freshmaker
I am Korean.
Five stage plan nearly did me in, but I persevered. I am a true Seijuro.
Yes. He said he was planning to stab one, and gut the other.
CountAntonius
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Mister0079
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this is awesome, i expected cringe when i came into this thread but the dude has great skills
Monocle
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Pardon sir, but I believe you mean GAPE HIM OPEN.
Yes, tovarich.
Monocle
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Horosho!
SiegfriedFM
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I did Haedong Gumdo for a few years and learned silly twirls like that. Good going, you just sprinkled everything around you with blood.
In Iaido, you make one focused sweep to clear off the blood. There are variations but I doubt any of them spin anything around.
He might have some training but I think it's at least partly from the School of Anime.
In Iaido, you make one focused sweep to clear off the blood. There are variations but I doubt any of them spin anything around.
He might have some training but I think it's at least partly from the School of Anime.
CosmicGroinPull
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SteveMeister
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I'm wondering if he's walking around with an Iaido sword, to be honest. A sharpened sword is not carried around lightly, but if he's flashy and confident, who's going to call his bluff?
Lucky Seven
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He seems like a pretty decent guy. He's just really enthusiastic about his katanas. If he was just an edgy kid with long hair then this would've been a totally different story!
mcz117chief
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I can almost guarantee it.
yes, there are no spinning sheathing techniques, because they serve no purpose.
if he does then it doesn't show at all, he has no posture and his other videos demostrate a complete lack of sword control.
I do, but only with boken. Whenever I have a spare moment (waiting for a bus, after lunch, breaks in school, long walks home, etc.) I practice. Carrying a sharp blade is not a problem where I live so I wouldn't know about America but I doubt anyone would give you trouble because of it. His "advantage" is the fact that most people can't recognize if somebody has any skills or not, I should be able to beat him even without a sword, I would just wait for him to attack and if he does it like in his other youtube videos then he will be on the ground after one strike.
A little extra point, I don't believe there is a specific "Iaido sword", you can use any iaito for iaido or any other kenjutsu school.
He should be in jail because .... ?
That just makes me sad.
mcz117chief
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Maybe because his lack of skill could or will hurt somebody at some point. I don't walk outside with a weapon I can't use properly, that is what dojos and training grounds are for. Would you go out on the street with your first pistol without getting any training on how to use it ?
Great logic. When do we start to proactively arrest every armed US policeman?
mcz117chief
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Are you implying that US police officers do not have weapon drills and a very thorough training regarding weapons before they join the police force ?
I am not saying that he should be in jail, but after he said that he was about to kill those people then there should have been some kind of investigation, don't you agree ?
No, I'm saying it appears they can't be trusted to handle their weaponry responsibly, which for you guys seems to be a criminal offense. If anything that they actually received training would make that worse, no?
mcz117chief
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Yes, it does. But you should be aware that not all policce officers are like that. Take into account how many accidents happen and how many officers there are, I am confident that most of them are caring, respectable individuals.
But as I said, I don't think he should be arested, but publicly stating that you were about to kill people is concerning to say the least.
Brawly Likes to Brawl
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Oh my god he's a real life deviantart character.
I won't argue the dude sounds at least a bit unhinged, but to say he should be in jail for something he might do, based on a 2 minute video is just the stupidest shit.
mcz117chief
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I agree, that is why I said that he shouldn't be in jail but letting him off the hook after claiming on tv that his sword makes him less dangerous and that he was about to kill people is also not ok.
SteveMeister
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To clarify I was talking about an iaido practice sword, which is a real katana with no edge. I have one myself.
Flourishes and spinning the sword serve only one purpose - to intimidate your opponent. (Well, they look cool too.) However I see a sword spin as a strike opportunity.
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Kambei Shimada: Go to the north. The decisive battle will be fought there.
Gorobei Katayama: Why didn't you build a fence there?
Kambei Shimada: A good fort needs a gap. The enemy must be lured in. So we can attack them. If we only defend, we lose the war.
Kairo Seijuro: Yeah lets gape those guys open.
Gorobei Katayama: Why didn't you build a fence there?
Kambei Shimada: A good fort needs a gap. The enemy must be lured in. So we can attack them. If we only defend, we lose the war.
Kairo Seijuro: Yeah lets gape those guys open.
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