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[Erekiddo]

This thread has taken an interesting turn.

 

[Izuna]

Is ue straight? Ask him if he wants a hand next time he does it. that'll either weird him out and he'll stop or it could be the beginning of a blossoming relationship.

Or, start watching porn opposite to his orientation when you notice him doing it. Then when he is like "wtf?" ask him, "well could you tell me the sites you go to?"

 

[flkraven]

Beats my roommate. He masturbates while I'm in the same room as him.

Did he atleast remember to put his headphones in? Wait, is your roommate your brother?

 

[coolasj19]

Is this stealth fap or like full-on loud stroking?

Yes. I've asked him to stop several times but he keeps doing it. He claims there's nothing wrong about it and that I'm the weird one.

You should make a thread. GAF will help you.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Tell your roommate's girlfriend to stop crying

Spoiler

in bed.

 

[Timeaisis]

So hot. I'm gay and "straight roommate fantasies" have always been some of my favorite stuff. I never lived with one though, so you're living my dreams, haha.

Now this thread has gotten interesting.

 

[SenorArdilla]

This is a thing? What exactly is the appeal of the fantasy?

It's a fetish.

Yes. I've asked him to stop several times but he keeps doing it. He claims there's nothing wrong about it and that I'm the weird one.

I can't understand his thought process. There are no words.

 

[Eighty Deuce]

Yes. I've asked him to stop several times but he keeps doing it. He claims there's nothing wrong about it and that I'm the weird one.

Tell him to just beat his jimmy in the bathroom like a civilized person. For all you know he could be mushroom stamping you at night.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

Loud sex is natural. Tell her to put some headphones in.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just deal with it. There's way worse things that could happen with room mates.

I mean

http://wanusmaximus.livejournal.com/943603.html

 

[Izuna]

Loud sex is natural. Tell her to put some headphones in.

HAHAHAHA

I totally misunderstood who you were suggesting to wear headphones.

 

[Messofanego]

Why would you fap in the room and make a mess in your pants rather than in the bathroom where you just aim it at the toilet?

#fapstrategies

 

[Izuna]

Why would you fap in the room and make a mess in your pants rather than in the bathroom where you just aim it at the toilet?

#fapstrategies

Um... Mess in your pants?

 

[wenis]

I'll keep the long introduction short. I'm living with a set of new roommates since February, a guy I work with and his girlfriend.

On several occasions, I've heard them having sex. I've been totally okay with this, as I'm under the impression that this "comes with the territory" of living with another couple. They're not blatant about it, (banging walls or being ridiculous) but it's still pretty audible.

Whenever they hear me + a female friend of mine, my roommate always makes it a point to mention it the next day. He doesn't mind it, but the past couple of times his girlfriend heard it and wasn't as amused as he is. She seems to be getting annoyed by it.

Have any of you had similar situations? Is there a common ground that could please everyone?

sure, be straight up about it, "I hear you guys fucking too, it's not that big of a deal".

tell her to get over it.

 

[Naked Snake]

This is a thing? What exactly is the appeal of the fantasy?

Yeah a lot of gay guys have straight lust. Not that we go around wanting to bone every straight guy, but the idea/thought of doing anything sexual with a straight guy is a turn on for some. There are entire sub-genres of porn dedicated to it.

 

[Kurdel]

So hot. I'm gay and "straight roommate fantasies" have always been some of my favorite stuff. I never lived with one though, so you're living my dreams, haha.

Yup, straight circle jerks are the hottest thing!

 

[Izuna]

Yeah a lot of gay guys have straight lust. Not that we go around wanting to bone every straight guy, but the idea/thought of doing anything sexual with a straight guy is a turn on for some. There are entire sub-genres of porn dedicated to it.

Straight guys and lesbians is the same thing.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Have you tried wearing a silencer?

 

[EatChildren]

Yeah a lot of gay guys have straight lust. Not that we go around wanting to bone every straight guy, but the idea/thought of doing anything sexual with a straight guy is a turn on for some. There are entire sub-genres of porn dedicated to it.

I assume this is the same as straight guys lusting after lesbians; the thrill of sexual conquest over and desire from someone who'd otherwise be uninterested.

 

[Naked Snake]

Why would you fap in the room and make a mess in your pants rather than in the bathroom where you just aim it at the toilet?

#fapstrategies

Um... Mess in your pants?

How about neither, just do it while laying on your back and jizz on your stomach. Wipe with tissues.

 

[Naked Snake]

Yup, straight circle jerks are the hottest thing!

Another fantasy I never experienced, life is cruel.

 

[Izuna]

How about neither, just do it while laying on your back and jizz on your stomach. Wipe with tissues.

Spoiler

Don't waste it... There is important Vitamin B12 (afaik) that you may only get from eggs or infused superfoods. Important for vision too.

-- biology sex joke, may be a bit much for non-lewd people.

Anyway OP I reread the post. I didn't realise you are complaining about them. Just say that it's impossible for you to screw without making noises. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you two aren't living together, that when it happens they just notice it more rather than it being something that almost always happens.

 

[Browny]

Have you tried wearing a silencer?

This made me laugh heartily.

 

[Messofanego]

Don't waste it... There is important Vitamin B12 (afaik) that you may only get from eggs or infused superfoods. Important for vision too.

Doctors Advise Couples Having Sex To Swallow

 

[Easy_D]

Orgy

Is op ready to be an orgy guy though? He must be ready to grow a mustache and redecorate and everything else that comes with the territory

 

[shadyspace]

Yeah a lot of gay guys have straight lust. Not that we go around wanting to bone every straight guy, but the idea/thought of doing anything sexual with a straight guy is a turn on for some. There are entire sub-genres of porn dedicated to it.

So what do you call a straight guy that agrees to fool around with a gay guy?

 

[Naked Snake]

Straight guys and lesbians is the same thing.

I assume this is the same as straight guys lusting after lesbians; the thrill of sexual conquest over and desire from someone who'd otherwise be uninterested.

I didn't know this was a thing. I knew straight guys like watching lesbian sex, but not the wanting to seduce/conquer lesbians part. See ignorance goes both ways!

 

[Pat]

Sing "What is love?" loudly while they do it.

 

[MarkMclovin]

Is your room mate 8BitNate by any chance?

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

Just talk to them about it, you hear them and they hear you.

A compromise can be made if it is putting music on or something that, either way they still know you are banging.

 

[TimorousPanda]

She needs to get over it.

 

[Naked Snake]

So what do you call a straight guy that agrees to fool around with a gay guy?

A horny guy, or drunk guy, or paid to do it (very common in porn), or experimenting, or whatever... Why does he need to be called something?

Also, look up "men who have sex with men"

 

[A_Gorilla]

Sucks OP, not what you can do.

To the guy with the asshole roommate who jerksoff, do what this guy did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeiNl9vUlXc

 

[Kurdel]

Another fantasy I never experienced, life is cruel.

Only happenend once for me, not nearly enough

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Record their sex sounds and next time they complain about yours play them back their tape.

even better! next time OP's girlfriend comes around they should just play back the recording while doing something else. The roommate will come in to complain about his own sex being too loud

 

[AlStrong]

Play the same song over and over everytime until it becomes your theme song. Better if it's a favourite song of theirs.

 

[Izuna]

So what do you call a straight guy that agrees to fool around with a gay guy?

 

[flkraven]

Is op ready to be an orgy guy though? He must be ready to grow a mustache and redecorate and everything else that comes with the territory

He'd need to get a bunch of oils and have weirdo lighting in his apartment. He'd have to get rid of his friends. He'd need to get orgy friends.

 

[kamineko]

TC, people have sex. Even the people you live with. Just get a fan.

I agree that "my buddy faps in the room with me" deserves, nay, demands a thread of its own.

 

[EatChildren]

I didn't know this was a thing. I knew straight guys like watching lesbian sex, but not the wanting to seduce/conquer lesbians part. See ignorance goes both ways!

I just figure that's the psychology behind it. Everyone likes to feel desired and sexually empowered, wanted by other people. Hence why some people like the chase, or being chased, playing hard to get, going for that person that isn't giving it up easily, etc. Scoring someone with a sexual orientation that excludes your own would be a sexual victory; I'm so desirable and sexually fulfilling that even people who shouldn't want me do.

Armchair sexual psychology ahoy!

 

[Vincent Grayson]

So what do you call a straight guy that agrees to fool around with a gay guy?

heteroflexible.

 

[Einbroch]

My dormmate (aka one room) would fuck his girlfriend after they thought I went to sleep. They'd wait like 2 minutes.

I just slept with earphones after the first time.

 

[Levi]

Beats my roommate. He masturbates while I'm in the same room as him.

Are you 8bitnate's sister?

 

[Kurdel]

Also, look up "men who have sex with men"

Wow didn't know there was a specific name for this!

I identify as bi even if I have yet to touch another man sexually, and to be honest, 99% of my fantasies are non-penetrative.

I know this wasn't your intention, but reactions like that reinforce heteronormativity and the illusion that sexual attraction is black and white.

Some people have less hang-ups than others, that doesn't mean they are homosexuals in denial.

 

[Messofanego]

Record their sex sounds and next time they complain about yours play them back their tape.

even better! next time OP's girlfriend comes around they should just play back the recording while doing something else. The roommate will come in to complain about his own sex being too loud

Sucks OP, not what you can do.

To the guy with the asshole roommate who jerksoff, do what this guy did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeiNl9vUlXc

lmao this could go super wrong or super hilarious XD

 

[Fuchsdh]

Yeah a lot of gay guys have straight lust. Not that we go around wanting to bone every straight guy, but the idea/thought of doing anything sexual with a straight guy is a turn on for some. There are entire sub-genres of porn dedicated to it.

Huh. Learn something new every day. I guess it's not that much different than guys who like lesbian porn/wish the lesbians were bi or whatever as others said above, just interesting to see it from the other POV.

 

[Reeks]

My best friend lived with his cousin. His cousin had this girlfriend who was plane jane in terms of her looks but boy was she a bitch. Anyways, she would make the most ridiculous noises when they'd have sex. I'm convinced it was so that me and my friend could hear, like it was her plea to the universe to be seen as sexy or something. Afterwards she'd prance around like she was queen of the world. I don't know why but she seemed so insecure when I was around her boyfriend... I also feel like she was marking her territory, like I gave a shit.

Fast forward two years... turns out she faked a pregnancy and married the guy only to leave him for someone else with a bigger house. Class act.

 

[Vegivo]

Just crank your speakers up and play this next time you hear them at it.

Haha I love this show

 

[moggio]

Another fantasy I never experienced, life is cruel.

Go on bateworld. There are group meets all over the place. Loads of straight guys attend them too.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Why would you fap in the room and make a mess in your pants rather than in the bathroom where you just aim it at the toilet?

#fapstrategies

Uh wouldn't you use tissues in either scenario to avoid a mess?