Splatoon |OT2| Prepare to Dye

oh no guys the enemy has taken the zone for the first time

better act quick!

*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*
*super jump into certain death*

I seriously hate that. Stop fuckin super jumping!
 
Did they just have a server bite it or something? First I couldn't get into a single match, and now my Friends List on the WiiU menu actually won't come up. Internet connection tests on the WiiU are working otherwise.
 
Wait what? The RNG favors certain perks based on brand? >:\
Yes. That Japanese guy took advantage of that to make his great gear. lol

Firefin - 5x chance for Ink Saver (Sub), 1/2 chance for Ink Recovery Sub
Forge - 5x chance for Special Duration Up, 1/2 chance for Ink Saver (Sub)
Inkline - 5x Defense Up, 1/2 Damage Up
Krak-On - 5x Swim Speed Up, 1/2 Defense Up
Rockenberg - 5x Run Speed Up, 1/2 Swim Speed Up
Skalop - 5x Quick Respawn, 1/2 Special Saver
Splash Mob - 5x Ink Saver (Main), 1/2 Run Speed Up
Squidforce - 5x Damage Up, 1/2 Ink Saver Main
Takoroka - 5x Special Charge Up, 1/2 Special Duration Up
Tentatek - 5x Ink Recovery Up, 1/2 Quick Super Jump
Zekko - 5x Special Saver, 1/2 Special Charge Up
Zink - 5x Quick Super Jump, 1/2 Quick Respawn
 
I played with the Jr yesterday. I don't like the gun but that bubble is wonderful. I see why you like it skies

Hate when people use the bubble on me because it always catches me off guard. :p

Luckily I play mostly ranked and I can go 10 matches without seeing a bubble.
 
Bad teammates really ruins this game for me sometimes.
I would love for someone to draw a comic that shows all four players of a team sitting on their couch, saying these exact words. :D

The game tried to troll me again today. Spike has clothes up for me to buy at 30k. I walk into shop and the identical clothes are there for 9800.
 
I need some of that GAF action!

I know this has been asked alot, but quite frankly, i'm damn lazy.


GAF names, go!

The benefits to you: Some douche guy hopping in and out your matches while he levels up his gear that he will never use.


The benefits to me: I get to show how amazing
ly bad
at the game I am.

EDIT: Adds everyone speaking now on the Google Doc anyway, so you can't escape.

I PMd you my NNID, because I like you. :)
 
are all gear of the same type - say, the white Ninja Squid shirt - always from the same brand?

and are there any better winning streaks than "on fire"? I was at +10.5 but I still only got the 1400 coins
 
Any lobby going on? Need my daily dosis of getting splattered.

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are all gear of the same type - say, the white Ninja Squid shirt - always from the same brand?

and are there any better winning streaks than "on fire"? I was at +10.5 but I still only got the 1400 coins

I recall a GAF member back in OT1 sayin they got a 19-20 streak and still was on fire.
 
Bad teammates really ruins this game for me sometimes.

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I wish I knew how to charger
You need some Kelp™!

But seriously, the Kelp Charger is my favourite. It's hilariously fun on Mall or Port... even Warehouse.

To learn Charger, I practiced on the one with fast charge and high mobility. (I forget the name)

are all gear of the same type - say, the white Ninja Squid shirt - always from the same brand?

and are there any better winning streaks than "on fire"? I was at +10.5 but I still only got the 1400 coins

Yes and no, respectively.
 
I played with the Jr yesterday. I don't like the gun but that bubble is wonderful. I see why you like it skies

Isn't it?

And get this, I now have gear that makes the bubbler easy to obtain, and lasts much longer now!!! It's swell! Join the bubble cause.... Or else.
 
when I die I want my splatoon team to bury me so they can let me down one last time

I've seen this a million times, both in this thread and for other games yet it still gets me every time. Especially when I see it plastered on the walls during a match or one of the random visiting Inklings says it in the lobby, haha.
 
are all gear of the same type - say, the white Ninja Squid shirt - always from the same brand?

and are there any better winning streaks than "on fire"? I was at +10.5 but I still only got the 1400 coins

Nah, I have 2 Ninja Squid shirts, one is Zekko and the other is SquidForce.

And it sounds like 1400 is the max cash in.
 
I wasn't able to finish the one match I actually got into and every other time the connection drops before I can even get in. I'm guessing there's a regional server down somewhere. I'm in Canada.
 
Isn't it?

And get this, I now have gear that makes the bubbler easy to obtain, and lasts much longer now!!! It's swell! Join the bubble cause.... Or else.

You're making me want to try it again for the first time since launch, haha. I really do miss that bubbler, although I don't really care for its sub weapon at all. I am just starting to get the hang of those ink mines and it'd be slightly disappointing to lose em.
 
Holy fuck, this game couldn't hold a multiplayer connection today if its life depended on it. Too bad my amiibos haven't come in yet; I could do the challenges. I think I'll replay the final boss and then just try again later. :(
 
Last match I took out three people with a bomb who all squid jumped to the same spot.

If you don't gave the ninja perk, don't do it!

Even if you have the perk. It's a rather small and linear map, just swim and you'll get there maybe one second later with no chance of unknowingly falling in a bad spot.
 
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