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Hey, does anyone want to add me? I usually don't have many people online, so I go towards Ranked matches. But I'd love to be playing with some of GAF.

nnid: RobotHaus

Also, Luna Blaster is looking choice., I hope they do some additional clothes to get different styles into the game.

I added you.

NNID: Josh5890
 
Is it lag that does that? I swear I've been one-shot by .52 Gals before.

Also yesterday a Japanese roller hit me with the roller splash through the containers in port mackerel

Yeah, it's lag. Somehow you got hit once before. With the cobtainer, on their end, they still see you before you retreated, so they're swinging at "you." It just means that the upload speed and ping between you guys sucked hard. That's how I get hit by Violet's Remote Bomb sniping. =D
 
Will I keep recovering my HP if I stand under my Splash Wall?

Don't have the link right now, but someone on Squidboards I believe did a study. You recover 100hp/s when submerged in your own ink and 12.5hp/s just standing. I don't think the splash wall changes that but maybe it does.
 
Don't have the link right now, but someone on Squidboards I believe did a study. You recover 100hp/s when submerged in your own ink and 12.5hp/s just standing. I don't think the splash wall changes that but maybe it does.

Does that take into account whenever you're hit while traveling in your own ink? It always feels like you need more time than that to trigger the healing factor unless you kid then squid again and even then there's still the downtime between the form changing to consider.
 
Does that take into account whenever you're hit while traveling in your own ink? It always feels like you need more time than that to trigger the healing factor unless you kid then squid again and even then there's still the downtime between the form changing to consider.

I believe he said there's a 1s delay after leaving enemy ink before recovery starts to happen. So perhaps being hit actually means you're standing on enemy ink so that delays recovery.
 

I had to take a moment from reading it in the first paragraph to read the article about best gun ever and I love this line:

Re: BFG9000 said:
It’s the biggest, baddest, and best everything-killer ever invented. The only more original explosion was the Big Bang, and it (eventually) created life instead of ending it. This Goku-level gun would make Zeus drop the lightning bolt and put his hands in the air.
 
finally caved in and bought it last night, only 2 stages right off the bat :(

already rank 5 though and love the single player missions :D , will use my amiibos later to do those missions
 
Another great line (this time from the actual Splatoon cracked page):

The "childish" colors mean you see everything in terms of tactical data, like a Terminator.

That's an insanely succinct way of summarizing the clashing ink colors.

Edit: ayy lmao:

If you snipe with a charger, I feel bad for you son. You'll have 99 splats, but my team will have won.

I definitely recommend people reading this one.
 
Someone reassure me that I'm the weak link or otherwise before I pull my hair out.

Splatoon gods, why? Why must you curse me with the Whiff?
I would suggest changing weapons. Time off the charger may get you back on your game faster than trying to force yourself. I recommend the roller, you don't have to be as precise with your aiming.
 
Zero²;169506079 said:
Well he gets how to inkbrush, so he has my respect even if I think he is being a tad too hyperbolic.

I'm not going to lie, it's literally moments like the one depicted there that made me realize this was my calling in this game. I'm all about being optimal, but there are times when nature itself calls out to me and I just have to do something spectacular.
 
So simple to aim, yet my shots don't hit... The Splatoon gods feared me enough to find it necessary to curse me on this day, June 23, 2015 starting at 7:00 AM PST.
 
Violet wasn't lagging for me at all until that last match.

sorry, can't really do much about that at the moment

something I learned the hard way today, however, is that lag makes the blaster way more difficult to use. When I encounter a Japanese player, the best thing I can hope for is a double splat. At worst, they take three direct hits in a row and still keep going and don't even have the decency to splat after a few seconds
 
You now know how I feel every time I play against GAF.

There are only three people on GAF I hate whiffing shots against.

- SM239 because he is a shark in the kiddie pool and those shots might as well be blood in the water for him
- Walkman because he has a good sixth sense about finding the hidden (or patience enough to wait for you to out yourself)
- BlueSilver because getting killed by a barrage of splat bombs when you've gotten used to Snipers being weak in CQC really hurts your morale. :lol
 
I hate how useless the E-liter is when it comes to covering ink. I like the other chargers a lot better and am much better with them.
sorry, can't really do much about that at the moment

something I learned the hard way, today however, is that lag makes the blaster way more difficult to use. When I encounter a Japanese player, the best thing I can hope for is a double splat. At worst, they take three direct hits in a row and still keep going and don't even have the decency to splat after a few seconds
No need to apologize, it was actually only one match that there was a lot of lag. Every other match was fine.

I just thought someone else from your household used the Internet or something.
 
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