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Splatoon |OT2| Prepare to Dye

Alright guys good games I'm going to take a little break, those last few games weren't my best and that last game I would appreciate it if you guys left me something to do, right from the beginning you dominated and I was just standing there waiting for someone to get by you guys but like no one ever did eventually I got bored and just tried to fight straight up with the charger
 
Alright guys good games I'm going to take a little break, those last few games weren't my best and that last game I would appreciate it if you guys left me something to do, right from the beginning you dominated and I was just standing there waiting for someone to get by you guys but like no one ever did eventually I got bored and just tried to fight straight up with the charger

LOL! Sorry. Me and SM239 had to rekt shit.
 
Alright guys good games I'm going to take a little break, those last few games weren't my best and that last game I would appreciate it if you guys left me something to do, right from the beginning you dominated and I was just standing there waiting for someone to get by you guys but like no one ever did eventually I got bored and just tried to fight straight up with the charger

Use bombs wisely!
Sorry, just played SF64 3D this morning.
Seriously though, use a Charger with bombs to stay aggressive.

HOW THE FUCK WE STILL LOSE FAM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

These made me lol.
 
I'm going to break the charger talk and ask what about next level ninja play.

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That's always thoroughly satisfying. I think my most recent one like that was in the same spot (maybe on the other side) but I used the smallest side of the wall by the ledge.
 
Wow, I just had my first "you guys realize that this isn't turf wars, right?" I actually had to double check it myself, as two players on my team were painting the saltspray rig lower area and far upper area for no reason right from the start. How do players that bad get rated B+?
 
Wow, I just had my first "you guys realize that this isn't turf wars, right?" I actually had to double check it myself, as two players on my team were painting the saltspray rig lower area and far upper area for no reason right from the start. How do players that bad get rated B+?


I've sprayed the lower area to get a quick inkstrike before when my team was doing terribly, but other than that idk why they'd be spraying everywhere
 
We were stuck with 3 people from the very beginning so I didn't even try to take that one even remotely seriously.

I did get a double-splat with the Killer Wail thought. That was hilarious.
 
Ok, I just had a match on Saltspray where I literally suicided (accidentally) three times in a row right at the start of the match. We lost immediately of course, yet I was the top scorer on my team.

I couldn't click NOPE fast enough.
 
I figured you guys would have already figured this out, but you can spray the pipes that are next to the elevators in saltspray and skip waiting

I've been doing that and no one on either side has copied or stopped me so /shrug
 
Of all the times my "Seeker is attracted to me" perk should activate, why oh why did it have to happen when I wanted to bring the bros into the enemy base?
 
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