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[KrellRell]

After reading a few more books, usually to do with our reasoning for living the way we do, and how things could be different, I think more and more about sex. I'm not familiar with the reasoning, but we follow the tradition of one partner and for the most part accept this.

Do you have a sex life? Do you discuss it with your significant other or just go at it when it feels right? Are you satisfied with it? Are you open to swapping/swinging/groups? Why, or why not?

 

[John Kowalski]

Lol.

 

[Crud]

Wtf

 

[Cormano]

inb4 lock

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

 

[cirrhosis]

Anyway, how's your sex life?

dammit seconds late

 

[Ferrio]

Bags of sand and salty pennies.

Spoiler

-Yes
-If by discuss you mean poke her with my penis until she gets the hint, yes.
-Yes
-No

 

[richardhawk]

Do you have a sex life? Do you discuss it with your significant other or just go at it when it feels right? Are you satisfied with it? Are you open to swapping/swinging/groups? Why, or why not?

Yes, We talk about it almost daily, Extremely, I would be open to it under the right circumstances (another couple would be fine, another girl would be fine. Another dude would be a harder sell for me).

 

[Courage]

I don't actually. I'm an amoeba.

 

[FriedConsole]

Voyeur thread. Is your internet saddled with a porn blocker?

 

[Brave]

I get fucked a lot by physics finals, so...

 

[thefit]

These phishing threads are getting more and more personal.

 

[entremet]

Lol.

Wtf

inb4 lock

Where's this from lol

 

[Courage]

Where's this from lol

The Room

watch it ASAP

 

[inked_illusion]

Non-existent

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Where's this from lol

Only the greatest film ever made.

"The Room"

Also, to be more OT, SSRIs are the bane of my sex life. I fucking hate what they've done to my libido.

 

[Lyte Edge]

After reading a few more books, usually to do with our reasoning for living the way we do, and how things could be different, I think more and more about sex. I'm not familiar with the reasoning, but we follow the tradition of one partner and for the most part accept this.

Do you have a sex life? Do you discuss it with your significant other or just go at it when it feels right? Are you satisfied with it? Are you open to swapping/swinging/groups? Why, or why not?

Yes and it can be spontaneous or planned. It's pretty satisfying and let me tell you about some of the swinging and group stuff that we've done. We were on our way to a party, but I was worried about being too intoxicated to drive home. So I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

 

[Dice//]

 

[oti]

Where's this from lol

IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNET?

 

[Dalek]

 

[Greenzxy]

secks is overrated.

 

[entremet]

IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNET?

Not a big movie watcher.

Seems like it has a huge cult following just based on Google.

 

[oti]

Not a big movie watcher.

The Room isn't a movie.
The Room is a life changing experience.

 

[Servbot24]

I haven't had sex in 3 months

 

[terrisus]

Something something terrisus something something.

No one wants to hear it, I know.
So don't worry, I won't bother.

 

[Beartruck]

No thanks, I'm trying to become a Wizard.

 

[Cow Mengde]

I haven't had sex in 3 months

Try 8 years.

 

[operon]

Mine is alive

 

[Shuggananas]

I haven't had sex in 3 months

there's worse out there lol

Something something terrisus something something.

No one wants to hear it, I know.
So don't worry, I won't bother.

I kind of wanted to put a <_< in my message as a joke but you got me

Spoiler

 

[Exr]

I love the age we live in and I owe all my penile action to the internet and tinder

 

[stufte]

Just be careful when emitting green noise waves.

 

[Courage]

I love the age we live in and I owe all my penile action to the internet and tinder

amen. Internet helping us all out.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

In an attempt to see if this thread can be salvaged I have seen this recommended everywhere:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0060538260/?tag=neogaf0e-20



I wonder if it's worth reading if I have already seen Nina Hartleys instructionals. Seriously, if anybody should be on the US 20 Dollar bill, it is Nina Hartley. That woman is more of a saint than Virgin Mary in what good she has done for virgins trying to pick up their oral game.

 

[John Kowalski]

there's worse out there lol

Oh there is.

 

[Busty]

"Is this a sex shop?"

"Why yes it is, Sir."

"Well, in that case I'll have five quids worth."

 

[YoungFa]

We have a monthly review sessions where we do a SWOT analysis of our sex life and develop a strategy and lay out a road map for the next month.

 

[Floridian]

I believe in abstinence.

 

[Shuggananas]

In an attempt to see if this thread can be salvaged I have seen this recommended everywhere:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0060538260/?tag=neogaf0e-20



I wonder if it's worth reading if I have already seen Nina Hartleys instructionals. Seriously, if anybody should be on the US 20 Dollar bill, it is Nina Hartley. That woman is more of a saint than Virgin Mary in what good she has done for virgins trying to pick up their oral game.

Meh, I don't know why a virgin should feel pressured to give oral on his first time, it's gonna be awkward no matter what, give it time

 

[gogosox82]

Man this was worded strangely. OP was like " I was reading a book about life and the human experience so I was wondering what your sex life is like". LOL No idea how you got to that point unless you were reading a book about sex or something.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Had sex with my girlfriend of 5.5 years about... 30 times. She was notoriously closed off in that department.

Since we split up six months ago, haven't got laid since. I honestly stopped caring a while back. Been offered a few times from various girls, but I honestly don't think casual sex is for me. Seeing someone else at the moment who I genuinely like and trying not to make it a driving factor. If it happens, it'll happen.

 

[terrisus]

there's worse out there lol

I kind of wanted to put a <_< in my message as a joke but you got me

Spoiler

At this point, there's not really any reason for me to go on about it in general topics anymore. I know people are sick of it, and it never goes anywhere productive.

"Is this a sex shop?"

"Why yes it is, Sir."

"Well, in that case I'll have five quids worth."

Isn't the plural of "quid" "quid?"

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Meh, I don't know why a virgin should feel pressured to give oral on his first time, it's gonna be awkward no matter what, give it time

If he's a virgin, the likely scenario is cum quickly and help her achieve orgasm. Oral can stimulate that.

 

[Ferrio]

Had sex with my girlfriend of 5.5 years about... 30 times. She was notoriously closed off in that department.

So she made up for it in other departments....right?

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

So she made up for it in other departments....right?

Nope. That would have been fine. She was just an awful person :')

 

[Supervlieg]

Oh hi sex

 

[Mangoverboard]

At this point, there's not really any reason for me to go on about it in general topics anymore. I know people are sick of it, and it never goes anywhere productive.




Isn't the plural of "quid" "quid?"

Good, and its a colloquialism

 

[daveo42]

To answer your questions:

No.
No, I'm single.
No. Still have no sex life since the last time you asked.
I would be open to having a sex life.

 

[Busty]

Isn't the plural of "quid" "quid?"

That is true, however...,

Good, and its a colloquialism

This.

 

[CoyoteSpitfire]

No to all. I'm on the fast track to dying a virgin.

 

[Crud]

Something something terrisus something something.

No one wants to hear it, I know.
So don't worry, I won't bother.

Why even bother posting in these threads then?