Astral/H3X
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We're about to try swinging here next week actually...
Sex Life
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Cool. Might stop by but if I can't make it, good luck.
Why are the best posts always taken within 5 replies?
This and the other dude sending Dick images to everyone is making me rolling laughing over here!
TheKaeptain
Banned
32 here and it's fucking higher than it was in my 20s.
My sex life is pretty shitty right now. GF and I want to do it plenty but we just can't because we don't have (and can't afford our own place). Still being in my parent's house is bad enough but this makes it even worse. We tend to just book random nights away in hotels just for an evening for ourselves and for some peace for it although we haven't even been able to do that for a while either.
dragonlife
Member
Like my soul, it's dead.
TheKaeptain
Banned
I've remember you posted a picture of yourself. So let me ask this. How is your sex life dead?
IISANDERII
Member
You sound like me from a few years ago. But the sex drive was so strong that it overtook my lack of wanting to put myself out there. You'll want to use condoms. How old are you?
anarckitty
Member
31 here. I feel like it's never been better.
That's Dodger Leigh, right?
evil solrac v3.0
Member
1. yes? not much of one nowadays.
2.not much.
3.no.
4. maybe? she would not be for sure.
5. she doesn't even like nudity in movies why would she be Into swinging/swapping?
ZeroMaverick
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Pillow under lower back
Ladies always go first
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Ladies always go first
Win
1. yes
2. yeah I guess. Its a bit different for two dudes for one has to willing to receive. Or we go at it in the moment and see where it leads
3. yeah i am
4. nah, no swapping or swinging i think.
5. id be down for having sex in a place where others are also. but no exchange of partners or anything.
2. yeah I guess. Its a bit different for two dudes for one has to willing to receive. Or we go at it in the moment and see where it leads
3. yeah i am
4. nah, no swapping or swinging i think.
5. id be down for having sex in a place where others are also. but no exchange of partners or anything.
I'm 25. Yeah I can already kind of feel that the only direction this can go for me is out of my comfort zone to "out there". Been losing weight at a steady pace too so that kind of makes me feel better about myself and a little more confident. By the end of this year I should be at almost normal weight. And yeah, I really want some form of control in any potential sexual encounters and condoms are that (among other responsible qualities).
I have a healthy sex life with my SO of 4 years. (Actually, we just had sex this morning.) With us being parents, we have to sneak it in when we can; usually it's in the middle of the night or super early in the morning. We both have healthy libidos; we really like having sex. I love having sex with her; we know each other well.
That last question is a doozy and I'd rather not answer it right now. Let's just say that I have options and so does she.
No, I've never even think about it until I see one of these sex threads and usually forget all about it after I find another thread.
You quoted the link to the Youtube video and you still had to ask? Yeah, it's Dodger.
Anyone can be competent though. We've been using our tongues all our lives. That book should be a single page jpg cheat sheet at most.
Ivan Amiibo
Banned
I live in a secret sex colony that resides in the most luxurious high rises in manhattan. We're all beautiful, young, and several retired multi-millionaires who spend most of our time perfecting sex with each other. Sometimes you stick with one person for a while, then feel as though you've reached the apex with them, then move on to someone else. Orgies break out at the drop of a hat. We get the best weed, the finest liquors, and the purest molly. There are some who know about us (or think they do) and we are routinely offered 6 figures to join. We pretty much occupy the top 5 floors of a building and when someone wants out, they recommend the next person who is screened extensively for months. We disqualified one guy because he was a major nintendo fan boy and closet brony. Many of us are celebs, were important business people, political figures, etc. so secrecy is of the utmost importance. Basically, you don't and will never even get within a light year of the sex I'm having, which is probably the best human civilization has ever played host to. lol @ monogamy and having children
ya'll do STD screening or is it 'whatever'?
Ivan Amiibo
Banned
Cow Mengde
Banned
Not possible. Life fucks us all.
Kurt Angle
Member
sometimes I use my right hand instead of left
Fatal Futanari
Member
Sex life stopped after college (so like 2 years go?). Focusing more on me time and career now. I still jerg it though
DeathoftheEndless
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
...These days?
-yes
-we usually both know when it's time. Although, it would be way easier if we lived together.
-yes, but it could be better. I put her needs first (i don't mind at all) but i haven't talked to her about it lately so..thanks for reminding me? She's on the plus side but that doesn't mean -we cant change it up every now and then.
-nah, man. not my thing.
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
I slept with 7 women in the last 8 weeks.
I'm a slut.
I'm a slut.
ShyGuy0504
Member
35 here; probably as strong as it was when I was a teenager. Clean (mostly) diet and frequent exercise helps it stay that way.
LordAmused
Member
I feel you man. It's the same here.
Baron_Calamity
Member
I was trying to be funny but I'm working out a lot of legalistic at the moment. Trying to save the marriage. Do I even want to save the marriage? Right now I'm dealing with stuff in my head first (battling depression and bad side effects of meds to treat said depression) and then I'll decide once some time has passed and I have a clear head.
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Deleted member 80556
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Lmao, I thought this Gif was taken out of context, but it does not appear to be so. Haha, I'm god damn, poor girl. She has this "whoops" face. EDIT: She was probably just scratching her leg though.
1) Yes
2) Yeah we talk about sex rather often. We are coordinated as to when it happens, since she doesnt wanna do it on her period week.
3) I'm satisfied
4) I'm open to all that. Not sure if she'd be into it.
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
I think women are more interested in my epididymis.
Yes, I'm married, and we have somewhat of a sex life. It's mostly spontaneous; we get it in between taking care of kids/etc. I enjoy sex with my wife, but it doesn't happen that frequently anymore, which sucks.
No to swinging/swapping/groups. We both have some experience here and that's a huge "nope". For me, this is a high-risk/low-reward activity for a committed couple. I have known other couples who took this path. It most often ends in a wretched fashion.
Came for The Room quote.
Was not disappointed.
And then this gem:
You. I like you.
Was not disappointed.
And then this gem:
You. I like you.
It's another quote from The Room. I'm not psychotic, I swear.
Yes, not an easy thing to bring up.
You take care soul brother.
I can only imagine. That issue is the first that comes to my mind when thinking about sex with a big girl. I've heard people say that some positions are very hard to pull off even for more endowed men. Maybe you could utilize pillows to help achieve deeper penetration in some positions? What I'm doing, a sexless man trying to give advice to a guy who's actually having sex
UnObtainium17
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Shuggananas
Banned
this post is fucking creepy on so many levels
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