Do any of you actually wear a fedora?

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I used to have a trilby I wore once as a gangster to a fancy dress party years ago.

I own a grey straw fedora exclusively for use on holiday in hot countries. Casts some serious shade
 
I always though James Spader pulled them off well

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TxdoHawk said:
Yup, a Kangol, in purple no less (although this is technically a trilby that converts to a bucket hat and blah blah nobody cares.)



Maybe someday I'll have the luxury of time to give a shit about what people think of my clothing choices, but my schedule is pretty booked.
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You're wearing a purple Kangol. I doubt your schedule is anything close to booked, maybe later when puberty wears off.
 
So Fedoras are super cool, and Trillbys are neckbeard hats. Hm, learn something new everyday.

Bruh the gifs are killing me in here.
 
I feel like only older guys can pull off fedoras, but I'm not going to judge you for what you want to wear.

I have seen an increase in kids wearing fedoras since Minecraft gained popularity, though. I'm talking 12-15 year old kids. No worse than wearing a snapback with the tags still on it, I guess.
 
its not a fedora, but my buddy recently got married and rocked the top hat and cane.

this picture is a few weeks ago and i still give him shit every day.

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I weara big cowboy style hat when I'm working in the garden. Australia, so a cap just doesn't cut it here, I'd be burnt to a bloody crisp if I didn't. But a fedora? No, I'm not a cunt.
 
I do not look good in hats, have two of them though. Honestly I rather wear gimmick hats (shark hat) than a classy hat or baseball hat.

Do not have issues with those that wear them, m'lady is hilarious though...
 
trixx said:
I don't get it, its just a hat. I don't wear hats myself personally
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Heavy-set atheists with neckbeards and colorful synthetic button up short sleeve shirts with drab denim pants (or khaki cargo shorts) seem to love Trilby's for some reason. So it's become somewhat of an easy punching bag, and it's funny as hell to see how consistently the stereotype is fulfilled.

As with all fashion accessories, there is a time and a place for a Fedora and even a Trilby.
 
marrec said:
Heavy-set atheists with neckbeards and colorful synthetic button up short sleeve shirts with drab denim pants (or khaki cargo shorts) seem to love Trilby's for some reason. So it's become somewhat of an easy punching bag, and it's funny as hell to see how consistently the stereotype is fulfilled.
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Well they need something to cover up their middle bald spot. A hat is perfect!
 
To be honest, I've never tried wearing a fedora. I think I'd look good in one. Maybe.

The only hats I wear are winter hats (Chicago) and a SnapBack Denver Broncos hat with their old logo/colors.
 
My favorite part of fedora threads are the people that come in and say, "Wait, wearing fedoras looks dorky?!" It's like learning that oreos make you fat.
 
marrec said:
Heavy-set atheists with neckbeards and colorful synthetic button up short sleeve shirts with drab denim pants (or khaki cargo shorts) seem to love Trilby's for some reason. So it's become somewhat of an easy punching bag, and it's funny as hell to see how consistently the stereotype is fulfilled.

As with all fashion accessories, there is a time and a place for a Fedora and even a Trilby.
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The stereotype is only filled because you don't want to look past the surface. People don't have to act like atheist douchebags to get that title anymore, they just have to wear a fedora.
 
Every time someone defends fedoras in threads like these and posts a picture of themselves with it saying they look good, they always look terrible. It's hilarious.
 
Looks guys you just haven't gone to a proper hatter to get a good looking, proper fitting fedora. Once you do you'll see that you can get a good hat that anyone can pull off with any outfit. I was born with a larger than normal cranial size, mostly due to my superior intellect (i.e. I'm a stout atheist and only play games on my PC at 60 fps) so finding a hatter who knew what he is doing was essential. After work I'm going to pick up my newest custom order from the shop, black with white pinstripes and red accents. He asked for money down for the preorder, but I reminded him about my efforts to demean those who preorder video games as well as my sway within the MRA community who are voracious fedora wearers, and he quickly recanted his position.
 
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