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[Fj0823]

Just looked at Boyegas booty in some videos

Damn son! That's no moon!

Also, I love this thread! Let's keep with the crazy Jedis.

Pong Krell had 4 arms, unlike Luke!!!

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Move on peeps, it's pretty obvious what he's gunning for.

Sound advice.

 

[Fj0823]

Move on peeps, it's pretty obvious what he's gunning for.

Getting Tagged? Banned?

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Adding on, he then decides to disregard examples from the prequel, where you have a diversity of Jedi.

Even ignoring the prequels. Look at the people who have the force in the original trilogy. Old Obi Wan, little old Yoda, decrepit Palpatine, Vader and Luke. Hardly a homogeneous enough sample size to determine the standard by which a Jedi should look like.

And in A New Hope, Luke wasn't a wise looking badass jedi. He was a weak looking naive farm kid. He evolved over the course of the trilogy. You can't have a movie called "The Force Awakens" and have Finn be an instant Jedi Master with robes and all.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

So in other words, I'm right.

Why would you be?

Your statement was/is ridiculous and wrong.

But, yeah, moving on...

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

#NotMyJedi

 

[Palpable]

He just said he isn't angry at you. What are you even arguing about at this point?

I'm not arguing.

See what I did there?

Adding on, he then decides to disregard examples from the prequel, where you have a diversity of Jedi.

You're comparing goofy looking aliens to a human? Also, those aliens weren't the protagonists.

Move on peeps, it's pretty obvious what he's gunning for.

Yeah, I stated it.

Even ignoring the prequels. Look at the people who have the force in the original trilogy. Old Obi Wan, little old Yoda, decrepit Palpatine, Vader and Luke. Hardly a homogeneous enough sample size to determine the standard by which a Jedi should look like.

I simply said he looks like an odd person for the main character of a SW movie. You guys keep spinning it to where I'm saying what a Jedi should/shouldn't look like.

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[bananafactory]

You're comparing goofy looking aliens to a human? Also, those aliens weren't the protagonists.

Oh so the Boyega casting would be ok if he wasnt the protagonist. Glad we cleared that up.

Edit:

I simply said he looks like an odd person for the main character of a SW movie. You guys keep spinning it to where I'm saying what a Jedi should/shouldn't look like.

So now it's not even about him being Jedi, he just doesn't look like "a main character"? Thats even more confusing

 

[Empty Space]

Getting Tagged? Banned?

Infinity Patriot
Not a fan of big booty jedi

 

[Blackstarhat]

people are this butthurt over a black jedi.

 

[Discotheque]

"he has a big butt" was an actual complaint on this page ahahahahahahahhaaa.

 

[OricWindstar]

See what I did there?I simply said he looks like an odd person for the main character of a SW movie. You guys keep spinning it to where I'm saying what a Jedi should/shouldn't look like.

Oh, sweet. He's not the main character. So, he's awesome!

Also, as suggested above, I'm going to back out of this conversation now. Use your last non-sensical reply wisely.

 

[Palpable]

Oh so the Boyega casting would be ok if he wasnt the protagonist. Glad we cleared that up.

Jamie Foxx would've been a better choice. Then again I'm a bit sour on that dude since he stiffed my friend when he checked out of our hotel. Cheap bastard.

people are this butthurt over a black jedi.

Leave it to gaf to spin everything into racism.

 

[cackhyena]

Jamie Foxx would've been a better choice. Then again I'm a bit sour on that dude since he stiffed my friend when he checked out of our hotel. Cheap bastard.

Jamie Foxx...ew.

 

[Discotheque]

Jamie Foxx would've been a better choice. Then again I'm a bit sour on that dude since he stiffed my friend when he checked out of our hotel. Cheap bastard.

Jamie Foxx is amazing, he's also maybe 20-25 years too old for this part. are you nuts?

 

[UnforgivenTwin]

Jamie Foxx would've been a better choice. Then again I'm a bit sour on that dude since he stiffed my friend when he checked out of our hotel. Cheap bastard.

Not Mother Fucker Jones.

 

[bananafactory]

Just let it in

 

[Lebron]

I rather have racism be the reason over "too big of a butt"

#notmyLead

 

[Palpable]

Jamie Foxx...ew.

"you hate black people" - neogaf

Jamie Foxx is amazing, he's also maybe 20-25 years too old for this part. are you nuts?

He was amazing until he decided to be cheap. Everyone claiming we dunno what the 'part' really is and you're saying he's too old for it? Okay.

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

Just looked at Boyegas booty in some videos

Damn son! That's no moon!

Legitimately cracked me up. Thank you.

 

[CreepingFear]

Can we please go back to bashing the prequels?

 

[bananafactory]

He was amazing until he decided to be cheap. Everyone claiming we dunno what the 'part' really is and you're saying he's too old for it? Okay.

The part appears to be a young impressionable man who has no direction in his life. He's also going to be playing the part for the next 5-6 years, presumably.

Foxx is too old

Can we please go back to bashing the prequels?

Kylo Rens saber is practical.

 

[Quick]

You're comparing goofy looking aliens to a human? Also, those aliens weren't the protagonists.

You don't like the way Finn looks.

You say Finn doesn't look like a Jedi because he has a confused-looking face and wide hips and a big ass.

And then you dismiss the prequels for having goofy-looking aliens.

And then you dismiss the goofy-looking aliens and the Jedi because they weren't main characters.

Keep moving goalposts, man.

 

[SoilBreak]

Stormtrooper unhappy with his job who is supposedly force sensitive and wields a lightsaber. Basically Luke minus the Stormtrooper job.



The dude's waist looks pretty big and he's has kind of a big ass. I first noticed this when he walked on stage for the SDCC panel.

Sorry but this part made me laughed so fucking hard.

 

[Symphonic]

Guys, really? You act like you expect him to stop.

 

[OricWindstar]

Can we please go back to bashing the prequels?

I'd have bought Hayden Christensen as Vader if his ass wasn't so fucking big.

 

[CreepingFear]

Kylo Rens saber is practical.

It is. Stephen Colbert proved this.

I'd have bought Hayden Christensen as Vader if his ass wasn't so fucking big.

So the J Lo's of the world can't be a jedi, but the Hank Hills of this world can because of the lack of ass?

 

[Lebron]

Can we please go back to bashing the prequels?

What's wrong with Yarael Poof's neck

 

[Palpable]

Guys, really? You act like you expect him to stop.

This is too entertaining not to!

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Jesus Christ.

 

[bananafactory]

I'd have bought Hayden Christensen as Vader if his ass wasn't so fucking big.

Only a Sith deals in enlarged glutes

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

This is too entertaining not to!

This is what happens when you don't even have Metal Gear to turn to.

 

[Quick]

Can we please go back to bashing the prequels?

I'd have bought Hayden Christensen as Vader if his ass wasn't so fucking big.

What's wrong with Yarael Poof's neck

Aayala Secura and Shaak Ti are bae.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Diversion. best thing in the prequels that isn't the music, the emperor, or Obi-Wan?

 

[Bronx-Man]

I'm a black dude with a big ass, are you saying I can't be a jedi either?

 

[Palpable]

This is what happens when you don't even have Metal Gear to turn to.

MGSV made me question my fandom for everything. I was so disappointed that I want to sell my massive collection and stick to head canon.

 

[bananafactory]

I'm a black dude with a big ass, are you saying I can't be a jedi either?

Only a part time Jedi

 

[Boogalogist]

Wait what? Does one have problems with a guy having team hometown?

 

[Palpable]

Only a part time Jedi

On call

Kylo Rens saber is practical.

No, it's retarded. Why the fuck have a crossguard if the hilt extends out? If someone slides their blade down, it'll be stopped by the blade beneath the hilt on the saber, but it'll fuck up the hilt. Why even bother if you have to fix your hilt after each time it happens? Stupid ass design in terms of the hilt.

 

[CreepingFear]

Diversion. best thing in the prequels that isn't the music, the emperor, or Obi-Wan?

That's tough. I could have seen someone like Kenneth Branuagh as Obi Wan, but I don't see anyone replacing Ian McDiarmid as Palpy.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

While we're on the subject, can I just say that I just can't buy this new guy they have playing Han Solo.

He looks all old and wrinkly and shit, not what I'd expect from a SW main character at all.

 

[Quick]

I'm a black dude with a big ass, are you saying I can't be a jedi either?

Can't be a main character, dude. The ass is too fat.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

But seriously, good ass on a guy is so hot.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I'm a black dude with a big ass, are you saying I can't be a jedi either?

Can't wield a light saber with a 'donk.

 

[Lebron]

No wonder Finn is always so tired. He has to drag around that extra cargo

 

[bananafactory]

No, it's retarded. Why the fuck have a crossguard if the hilt extends out? If someone slides their blade down, it'll be stopped by the blade beneath the hilt on the saber, but it'll fuck up the hilt. Why even bother if you have to fix your hilt after each time it happens? Stupid ass design in terms of the hilt.

The hilt protects your hand from accidentally coming into contact with the actual blade

Better than leaving it exposed

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Just let it in.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Only a part time Jedi

Can't be a main character, dude. The ass is too fat.

Can't wield a light saber with a 'donk.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

What about a white guy with a big ass? Am I ruled out?

 

[Palpable]

The hilt protects your hand from accidentally coming into contact with the actual blade

Better than leaving it exposed

Then have the hilt open at the top, but extended at the bottom.