Blackstarhat
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Can white guys with big asses be jedi ?
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Final Trailer
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ViewtifulJC
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CFK, round up pictures of all the Jedi asses and see how "well-equipped" they are for duty
Grover Cleveland
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No, but then again not caring for the actor who plays Finn makes me racist, so you won't believe me anyway!
OricWindstar
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Yoda's is big enough to stick an arm in.
LaserBuddha
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What about if that happens while using a regular lightsaber? Why even bother if you have to get new cybernetic hands after each time it happens?
You get killed like Porkins.
PHOENIXZERO
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I guess John Cena can never be a Jedi.
He'll just have to settle for SuperCena.
Spiritreaver
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Why can't bodybuilders be Jedi too? Vader doesn't count.
Fuck no. You're gonna be Porkins' son or grandson.
George Oscar Bluth II
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Oh for fucks sake. I also get a not-so-subtle name like Private Badonkadonk, don't I?
LaserBuddha
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Look at those wide, ass-bearing hips. His Jedi name is Master Jay-Lo.
Grover Cleveland
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#AssLivesMatter
EDIT: goddamnit Lebron
EDIT: goddamnit Lebron
Wasn't ever a problem in prior lore.
Mashin Haters
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The crossguards are exhaust pipes for the crystal. He built his light saber himself. That's why the saber parts looks very shoddy and lava like. It needs the exhausts on the sides.
So no its not practical but he needs it because its a DIY saber.
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Dubbedinenglish
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Look at those wide, ass-bearing hips. His Jedi name is Master Jay-Lo.
His Padawan Bo'teh is kinda fierce too.
Luke built his own lightsaber too. I don't buy it.
Lifejumper
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Booty wars?
SuperStiltzkin
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Your first mistake was hanging on to hope after MGS4. Your second mistake was hanging on after Peace Walker.
Anyways, Boyega looks normal to me. He's thicker than Luke, but it's not like he's so big that he can't play a leading role. He doesn't fit the mold of your typical Hollywood blockbuster actor, but that doesn't mean he doesn't fit the role.
Spiritreaver
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This is what happens when you guys bring up the holiday special and Ewoks. People actually lose their minds.
LaserBuddha
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You don't believe for a second that different people might have access to different knowledge and resources? Especially when one guy has been trained by maybe the greatest Jedi to ever live and followed around by the ghost of one of the other greatest and also previously owned a lightsaber, and the other guy is just the president of the fan club of the Sith who were dead likely before he was born and he had to figure it out himself?
bananafactory
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Well now we know what he's looking at in that fan poster
That's no moon.
SuperStiltzkin
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Well now we know what he's looking at in that fan poster
Boyega's Booty is calling you...put it in.
Is this speculation or confirmed?
I held out hope. I shouldn't have.
SuperStiltzkin said:
A thought out well rounded reply? On neogaf? You're a unicorn.
This is the burden we carry.
Dubbedinenglish
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Star Wars: The Booty Awakens
So I just got done watching The Phantom Menace, it was the second time I've seen it since I first saw it 6-7 years ago. I gotta say, it wasn't as bad as I remember it being.
Jar-Jar Binks is still fucking horrible, though. He pretty much ruins any scene he is in and drags down the movie completely.
Now to watch Attack of the Clones, I remember liking this one more than The Phantom Menace when I first saw the prequels.
Jar-Jar Binks is still fucking horrible, though. He pretty much ruins any scene he is in and drags down the movie completely.
Now to watch Attack of the Clones, I remember liking this one more than The Phantom Menace when I first saw the prequels.
Blackstarhat
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BarringGaffner
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From the teasers and trailers Boyega looks great. Thank god they did something different with the casting. Seems like some people would rather have Chris Pratt or something? Driver is also an awesome choice.
Scuba Steve
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These past few pages have devolved into some terribly bodacious nonsense, I'll come back in about 10 pages to let this stink fan out
Spiritreaver
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It'll probably just be prequel discussion again. You should enjoy the fun while it lasts.
Fine Ham Abounds
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I leave for a day and come back to you guys talking about what kinda ass a Stormtrooper should have
ViewtifulJC
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Scuba Steve
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I'm waiting for the proper girth of a Jawa myself
Charles Foster Kane
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Ass talk is good talk though. Depending on the ass, of course.
Gee, I don't know, maybe a leader of the First Order and the Knight of the Seven mayhaps knows how to build a good sword.
We're preparing for the big opening.
Discotheque
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boyega looks like he could be denzel's son. of course he won't be nearly as handsome as the gawd. but still there's some similarity there imo.
Shaak Ti was way more awesome in this series than she ended up being in the canon CG Clone Wars.
Secret Fawful
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Leave it to Star Wars fans to come up with shit like #AssLivesMatter and #AllButtsMatter. Again. This happens too, too often. At least I know skinny twigs with no ass such as myself are most likely to be allowed to be Jedi. Y'all big asses can eat my dust.
LaserBuddha
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Literally all the lore about lightsaber construction says it's a lot harder than that. Sith can't even get access to real crystals, and sith don't even exist any more. Either he gets lucky and finds an intact holocron somewhere in the vastness of the galaxy, or he just has to brute force it and come up with some macguyvered shit (and the blade is clearly unstable from what we know already) Being in charge of people doesn't automatically put rare ancient knowledge in your hands.
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