they were just talking about having sugar daddies. thus hoeism
Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script
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they were just talking about having sugar daddies. thus hoeism
Sparrowhawk
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This also raises another question: what's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute? If you have a boyfriend and are sleeping with another guy for money/gifts, isn't that prostitution?
Gormless Noodle
Member
Holy shit, I can't stop laughing at this.
But my god, what a demented story.
n00bsauce87
Member
I wonder, have you boycotted games like GTA? There shouldn't be anything wrong enjoying a fiction story.
Messofanego
Banned
Isn't a sugar daddy just some rich dude who likes to give you stuff? Don't think you'd have to be a prostitute to have one.
It is incredibly well written. A story should work to the strengths and restrictions of its medium, and she did exactly that with twitter.
Even though she makes it clear some time has passed since the events, the clarity and humour makes me believe it's either fictional or heavily embellished (or she has some superhuman constitution to take it all in her stride).
Lines like "once again I TAKE OFF" and "I'm like this nigga lost in the sauce and his bitch lost in the game" have me wondering if this what a spec script looks like in the age of social media.
Messofanego
Banned
Jess is defo a prostitute but Zola ain't about that shit.
Mohonky
Member
You've clearly never visited Australia, where the tone is the only difference between some 'cunt' being your best mate or getting punched in the face.
striferser
Huge Nickleback Fan
Man, shit is insane. The twist and the language, several quotable line.Honestly, this story like a viral marketing for a movie. Because goddamn, it's going to make a good dark comedy film if someone make a movie based on this.
Damerman
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Seriously... That moral high ground nonsense is annyoing. No one wants a weekend like that(the writter herself wanted out of the situation) and no one is celebrating it.
You think when people tell of their harrowing experiences durring war, they are actually celebrating the violence. I dunno, ur way out of touch.
Sparrowhawk
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From Merriam-Webster:
sugar daddy
noun
: a rich, older man who gives money, gifts, etc., to someone (such as a young woman) in exchange for sex, friendship, etc.
So I guess sex isn't necessary.
Messofanego
Banned
You call your friends dick and asshole even when they're being friendly or to tell them off? I get like "bitch wassup". We're on a internet messageboard forum, of course you'll find us reading way too much into things.
I'm in the UK, plenty of people call each other cunts, too
Sparrowhawk
Member
They're like terms of endearment when you're close enough to someone. It's just fun to joke around with your friends. Most people I know do this as well. Might just be an American thing, I dunno.
andythinkpad
Member
Those Jessica photos look good...
Dude Abides
Banned
You guys are kinda easily impressed. Nothing remotely interesting happens in this until the very end, and that part's contrived as hell.
Sparrowhawk
Member
It's not the story itself so much as the way she tells it.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Her emoji game is the truth. I lost it there and at the $500 she put on her bra. AAA+ would recommend to errbody.
It may not even be real because the parallels to Pulp Fiction were too much.
'I want to go home.'
'Okay, hunny bunny'
It may not even be real because the parallels to Pulp Fiction were too much.
'I want to go home.'
'Okay, hunny bunny'
Oh damn, those last few photos.
I dunno what's more fucked up, making up a story and posting those recent family pictures? Or telling the truth and posting those recent family pictures?
Grizzlyjin
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Yeah, the classical Sugar Daddy situation doesn't actually see a lot of sex. Especially in strip clubs, they get a lot of rich and lonely guys who literally give them gifts for nothing. My one friend got $1000 for just talking to a guy for 20 minutes. It's very sad, but there are guys who go to strip clubs just for female interaction...like talking, someone listening to their day. You see it a lot with bartenders too. Also, Sometimes you can have a well off guy that they're feeling and they might have sex with him, and they hang out. Nothing serious. Still a Sugar Daddy, but the attraction is both ways. All of that falls under "Hoeism"
If you have a pimp, don't get to choose the dude you fuck, and are straight up getting paid for it...prostitute. The logic being, it's okay to be a hoe, as long as you're the one that chooses who you have sex with.
If you have a pimp, don't get to choose the dude you fuck, and are straight up getting paid for it...prostitute. The logic being, it's okay to be a hoe, as long as you're the one that chooses who you have sex with.
Sparrowhawk
Member
Yeah, just like a pretty decent amount of cam girls don't get nude but still rake in a ton of donations. I guess choice and who is in control is the big deciding factor when it comes to hoeism vs. prostitution.
Damerman
Member
What exactly is impeding her speech?
Ur intolerance is sickening and revolting to be quite honest. Ever since the refugee threads. What the fuck is ur problem?
heliosRAzi
Banned
It's basically, look at these black people on Twitter. They talk funny
Sparrowhawk
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Do you have a Twitter, Tumblr, or even a Facebook? Hell, you have an account on here, so you should see it from time to time. Some people choose not to use proper grammar when it comes to something like social media, it's as simple as that.
CarpeDeezNutz
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I might have to eat my words.
Skateboard P
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I just spit out my coffee
Would 100% watch this movie. Someone send Fassbender this Storify so he can produce it.
I mean, that's what the meme is, but black twitter is more than that to the people actually tweeting this shit.
What? its really hard to read to the point that asking and being a grammar nazi makes perfect sense.
Revolting and sickening? because i point out she writes worse than a second grader? wtf is wrong with your brain?
Jawmuncher
Member
Is there a summary yet?
That's her speech language. Literal language and speech are two different things. On a phone it's much easier to justify the use of speech language, which is also a valid use in this case.
Her writing is by turns gripping and hilarious and she's got perfect comedic timing. Your inability to read it says more about your intelligence than hers.
Language doesn't bend itself to suit your limited world view.
Banana Aeon
Member
What a tale.
It was incredible. What I was most impressed with was the nonchalant way the narrator girl dealt with this girl that went through all this horrific shit.
She helped the pimp pimp her out to numerous guys, even expedited the process, and was ecstatic that she got 500 bucks for it.
I dont know, it seems like all the humanity has been sucked out of all these people. Dont even get me started on the pimps.
Sad really, but shows a world I am fortunate to never been a witness or participant of.
She helped the pimp pimp her out to numerous guys, even expedited the process, and was ecstatic that she got 500 bucks for it.
I dont know, it seems like all the humanity has been sucked out of all these people. Dont even get me started on the pimps.
Sad really, but shows a world I am fortunate to never been a witness or participant of.
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