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[hwalker84]

Dammit, there's a section in the middle where the tweets are missing so just the first few words show up as a link, I need the bit after Jess tells Z about Zola's Backpage gambit!

Try this one http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW

 

[LordCanti]

If it's real that is a hell of a thing to admit on twitter. Either way 10/10 would read again.

 

[Siegcram]

People are seriously asking for a summary for a couple of tweets?

 

[SolidChamp]

People are seriously asking for a summary for a couple of tweets?

"Couple"??

Wat

 

[Messofanego]

What are you even talking about i just said it was hard to understand i never ever mention anything about life, work, profession neither did i insult anyones work or compared them with anything at all...you literally are pissed at stuff you just made up for yourself in your mind about me.. you are basically insane.

Calling people insane, you need to chill out lol.

 

[hwalker84]

If it's real that is a hell of a thing to admit on twitter. Either way 10/10 would read again.

It seems internet detectives have confirmed a lot of this tale.

 

[User 406]

Try this one http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW

Thanks! This is a hell of a read.

 

[Hip Hop]

People are seriously asking for a summary for a couple of tweets?

It's more than a couple tbh

 

[RocBase]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

yoooooooooooooooo

the story in itself is pretty out of whack and yet this narrator had me in tears laughter. literally every tweet was a nugget of gold!!!

man idk what to think anymore LOL

Is there a summary yet?

NO you need to read the whole thing, her narrating is the crux of the fun

 

[SgtCobra]

That was good, I'm entertained.


Ssshiiiidd

 

[RageWaffles]

I hope Aziah gets rich off of selling the movie rights to this. Fucking insane.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

People are seriously asking for a summary for a couple of tweets?

 

[Siegcram]

It's more than a couple tbh

And half of it is caps and emoji. Not really a tall literary task.

 

[JDSN]

The moment Jarreth was introduced I pictured him as William H Macy. The whole fucking thing is some Coen brothers shit.

I was like wooooww wit a black eye & busted lip & some FL niggas looking for yall u STILL tryna trap? Crazy. I was like "WELL IM READY!"
6

Damn.

What are you even talking about i just said it was hard to understand i never ever mention anything about life, work, profession neither did i insult anyones work or compared them with anything at all...you literally are pissed at stuff you just made up for yourself in your mind about me.. you are basically insane.

Its not our fault you cant read tho.

 

[xKilltheMx]

This shit was absolutely riveting.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Lost in the Sauce - The 9th Film by Quentin Tarantino, Filmed in 70 mm

 

[Insane Dead]

wow this story was pretty insane.
I just saw the names trending on twitter and had no idea what it was about till now.

 

[Messofanego]

Dammit, there's a section in the middle where the tweets are missing so just the first few words show up as a link, I need the bit after Jess tells Z about Zola's Backpage gambit!

There's an imgur album if it helps. http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW

 

[ffdgh]

That was...amazing for all the wrong reasons. I lost it when she played dumb on the phone call.

 

[SolidChamp]

Any links to confirm all of this? I've only seen speculative news stories being posted.

 

[IHaveIce]

Are people really talking like this? I mean yeah it is entertainingly written and a horrible story to boot.

But her way of writing or communicating .. ugh

 

[Messofanego]

Are people really talking like this? I mean yeah it is entertainingly written and a horrible story to boot.

But her way of writing or communicating .. ugh

And yet you found it entertainingly written. Case closed.

 

[Gaz_RB]

I cannot believe I read that entire thing.

 

[IHaveIce]

And yet you found it entertainingly written. Case closed.

More because it was an entertaining story. Using "bitch, nigga, lowkey" in almost every tweet made me want to close the tab pretty often

 

[marrec]

Why do people think that english has to constrict itself to their limited understanding? These people probably would have been like "This Shakespeare guy is a fucking hack, who even talks like that?"

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Should we really be laughing about this if it's real?

Sounds like some horrible shit

 

[pbayne]

I couldn't stop imaging her as lumpy space princess "oohhhmmyyyyyghwaddd"

 

[Messofanego]

"Zola when she got that collect call...

"
https://twitter.com/momodamermaid/status/659354072923951104

heh

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Kinda reminds me of MIchael Bay's Pain & Gain movie in its tone.

 

[RulkezX]

Pretty scummy that she posted up to date pictures of the guy and girl.

Though she was happy to pump out someone she'd known a day so.....

 

[DOWN]

*Florida Stripper

 

[E92 M3]

Should we really be laughing about this if it's real?

Sounds like some horrible shit

What do you recommend people do? Cry? What happened, happened and this woman wrote out an interesting story that was fun to read.

Horrible shit happens every single second and there is nothing that we can do about it unfortunately. All that a single person can do is try to be a good individual and influence society in a positive manner.

 

[Siegcram]

Should we really be laughing about this if it's real?

Sounds like some horrible shit

Dark comedy is a thing. And this is a pretty good example of it.

 

[R8TEDM3]

Dammmm, is all I can say!!! Somebody better make a movie out of that lol. Best thing I've read in a while lol.

 

[Frecklestein]

what a beautiful story. The highs. The lows. I hope Jarret is in a better place and has found true love and that Jess has given up her trap life. I was invested, friends.

 

[old manatee]

I keep seeing black people use the word lowkey in ways I don't understand and it makes me feel anxious.

 

[Messofanego]

Why do people think that english has to constrict itself to their limited understanding? These people probably would have been like "This Shakespeare guy is a fucking hack, who even talks like that?"

Shakespeare was for the masses, which makes it even funnier at the elitism.

 

[Ahasverus]

Haha this is a literary piece for the ages. Bring on the damn movie.

 

[hal9001]

Nvm

 

[Sibersk Esto]

A modern odyssey

 

[Blastoise]

I thought Z was gonna make Jarrett suck him off.

Everything is so fucked up in this story.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Kinda reminds me of MIchael Bay's Pain & Gain movie in its tone.

Definitely got reminded of Pain & Gain when Dread-head got shot in the face.

 

[Ratrat]

Thats just sad and very readable.

 

[Nabbis]

Yeah, im not sure democracy is good anymore.

 

[E92 M3]

Z when he found out she made 5 grand.

 

[old manatee]

"OH BITCH I KNOW HE NOT I KILL DEAD ASS KILL YALL verbatim"

Lolol

 

[Moff]

People are seriously asking for a summary for a couple of tweets?

apparently it's not safe for work, so yes, I'd like one

 

[Air]

What a read. Dark af

 

[Sparrowhawk]

I thought Z was gonna make Jarrett suck him off.

Everything is so fucked up in this story.

Lol I thought that at first, too.
I just find it hard to believe that someone so beta exists. It's painful to read.

 

[WarMacheen]

I read the whole thing...fucking hell, that was some story. Quentin, where you at, Zola got a script.