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[Sparrowhawk]

oh it'sreal. They've found all the people involved on instagram and fb, people are ripping them apart. I am not going to post them here, but some of the data match the story

PM maybe?

That's her speech language. Literal language and speech are two different things. On a phone it's much easier to justify the use of speech language, which is also a valid use in this case.

Yep, a lot of people don't think about the fact that many people are typing this stuff from their phones and honestly could not care less about using proper grammar.

 

[Damerman]

What? its really hard to read to the point that asking and being a grammar nazi makes perfect sense.
Revolting and sickening? because i point out she writes worse than a second grader? wtf is wrong with your brain?

If you can't wrap ur mind around what she is saying while everyone else can, its almost fact that this says more about your mental capability than anyone else.

Yes you are so much more superior to someone who works in the sex industry because she wasnt as fortunate as you are. Look at you and your grammar skills and superior life style. You're a closeted bigot. Your post history says as much about you.

 

[Linkyn]

Can't wait for the movie adaptation.

 

[Anung]

Would 100% watch this movie. Someone send Fassbender this Storify so he can produce it.

To avoid typecasting Elba should play Jarret and Fassbender should play Z. Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn.

 

[Trigger]

What? its really hard to read to the point that asking and being a grammar nazi makes perfect sense.
Revolting and sickening? because i point out she writes worse than a second grader? wtf is wrong with your brain?

If you've ever read text messages or Twitter before then it's really not that hard to read at all. Just different writing styles.

 

[Hip Hop]

oh it'sreal. They've found all the people involved on instagram and fb, people are ripping them apart. I am not going to post them here, but some of the data match the story

oh wow.

Can't believe people would share that much info. But again, It's social media and 2015.

 

[Kusagari]

What? its really hard to read to the point that asking and being a grammar nazi makes perfect sense.
Revolting and sickening? because i point out she writes worse than a second grader? wtf is wrong with your brain?

There is absolutely nothing hard to read or understand about those tweets.

Your inability to understand it says more about you than her.

 

[Bold One]

If you've ever read text messages or Twitter before then it's really not that hard to read at all. Just different writing styles.

Naw...Michael Cera was born to play Z

 

[Sparrowhawk]

oh wow.

Can't believe people would share that much info. But again, It's social media and 2015.

Unfortunately it's easier than ever to dox people, especially when people are pretty much acting as a hivemind.

 

[Lord Virgin]

I enjoyed this. The hell with 50 Shades, turn this into a movie.

 

[Arkos]

Is there a summary yet?

You'd be cheating yourself if you read a summary. The story telling is exquisite. Just wait until you can actually read it

 

[daniels]

If you can't wrap ur mind around what she is saying while everyone else can, its almost fact that this says more about your mental capability than anyone else.

Yes you are so much more superior to someone who works in the sex industry because she wasnt as fortunate as you are. Look at you and your grammar skills and superior life style. You're a closeted bigot. Your post history says as much about you.

What are you even talking about i just said it was hard to understand i never ever mention anything about life, work, profession neither did i insult anyones work or compared them with anything at all...you literally are pissed at stuff you just made up for yourself in your mind about me.. you are basically insane.

 

[Fermbiz]

oh it'sreal. They've found all the people involved on instagram and fb, people are ripping them apart. I am not going to post them here, but some of the data match the story

Did Zola get arrested to???

 

[eot]

That's a crazy story. I feel bad for those involved.

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Did Zola get arrested to???

Not as far as I know, but honestly she should. :\

 

[DrBo42]

Poor Jarrett. If this is a true story and people really have tracked the named parties down, damn.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Poor Jarrett. If this is a true story and people really have tracked the named parties down, damn.

Wait. What?

That is too far.

 

[Arkos]

oh it'sreal. They've found all the people involved on instagram and fb, people are ripping them apart. I am not going to post them here, but some of the data match the story

I would also like to request PM deets if you wouldn't mind

 

[raphier]

PM maybe?

Look, it's very easy to find if you know where,I just don't want to make it worse, we all know how mob mentality works.

Did Zola get arrested to???

I don't know, she seems to be posting stuff on her twitter regularly

 

[Real Hero]

if this is true it's depressing as fuck

 

[marrec]

What are you even talking about i just said it was hard to understand i never ever mention anything about life, work, profession neither did i insult anyones work or compared them with anything at all...you literally are pissed at stuff you just made up for yourself in your mind about me.. you are basically insane.

No need to get mad cause your reading comprehension is low, take a breath and give it another try I bet you do better next time.

 

[FaceTurn]

I did not understand more than half of that.

 

[Swag]

Black Twitter is best twitter

 

[hydrophilic attack]

I don't know whether to laugh or whether to feel horrible about this. I mean I laughed, but I was sure it was all made up. Now you telling me it's real?? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

 

[Vanillalite]

Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)
[Repeat 1x]

You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza

You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too

Muthafuckas im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha muthafuckin ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night

Ho, bring yo ass!

 

[dsp]

Just another normal day in Florida.

 

[Kimawolf]

Damn Jarret should have gotten a pit bull.

 

[fwpx]

This is the best thing i've ever read.

 

[Bleepey]

Jesus Christ that was something.

I'd watch a movie of this...possibly starring Idris Elba and Micheal Fassbender.

What happened to the Nathan Fillion circlejerk?

 

[Damerman]

Damn Jarret should have gotten a pit bull.

LMAO!

 

[Kunan]

Holy fuck what a story. I assume she won't be accepting trips from randoms anymore.

There's some really fucked shit in this...

 

[TrumanBurbank]

Can someone please summarize it in regular English.

 

[raphier]

possible connection to Z is found here It's very old news story.

That's as far as I am wiling to go.

 

[IronRinn]

Well that was a wretched, dismal thing to read.

Edit: I really wish I hadn't read that. Shitty way to start off the day.

 

[E92 M3]

I love the "holier than thou" attitude some people are presenting here.

Story was very well written with perfect pacing - true or false. Trying to say she writes bad doesn't make you look smart, in fact it shows one can't comprehend anything beyond structured code.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Does she have a speech impediment or is this really how people talk/write?

Black Twitter? wtf is that?

op what is black twitter?

This is adorable.

 

[Fermbiz]

Ok so If zola didn't get arrested, why is she posting all this stuff? Couldn't this be used against her?

Crazy story though. I read it on my commute to work.

 

[andycapps]

It was incredible. What I was most impressed with was the nonchalant way the narrator girl dealt with this girl that went through all this horrific shit.

She helped the pimp pimp her out to numerous guys, even expedited the process, and was ecstatic that she got 500 bucks for it.

I dont know, it seems like all the humanity has been sucked out of all these people. Dont even get me started on the pimps.

Sad really, but shows a world I am fortunate to never been a witness or participant of.

This is where I'm at, really. While it's hilarious if true, it's also multiple levels of fucked up, from all parties.

 

[daniels]

No need to get mad cause your reading comprehension is low, take a breath and give it another try I bet you do better next time.

Oh please just go away with this kinda high and mighty post that doesn't even makes sense in this context.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

That's some Cormac McCarthy shit. What a read.

 

[Kid Kamikaze10]

The storytelling was fantastic. Zola's got an ear for it.

And yeah, somebody has got to adapt this.

 

[marrec]

Oh please just go away with this kinda high and mighty post that doesn't even makes sense in this context.

Bro you're the one that can't read I was just trying to help now you're lashing out at everyone damn.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

This shit sound straight out of a black urban story book for real. I was real 💀💀

 

[dsp]

Damn Jarret should have gotten a pit bull.

 

[Zaph]

Ok so If zola didn't get arrested, why is she posting all this stuff? Couldn't this be used against her?

Crazy story though. I read it on my commute to work.

To paraphrase a tweet I read earlier - if she ain't lying, that's some rapper level self snitching

 

[Kangi]

I feel enlightened.

This woman needs to become a poet. Haven't been that engrossed in a read since... ever.

 

[User 406]

Dammit, there's a section in the middle where the tweets are missing so just the first few words show up as a link, I need the bit after Jess tells Z about Zola's Backpage gambit!

 

[dsp]

To paraphrase a tweet I read earlier - if she ain't lying, that's some rapper level self snitching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9hwx-yn6-k

 

[TTG]

oh it'sreal. They've found all the people involved on instagram and fb, people are ripping them apart. I am not going to post them here, but some of the data match the story

The people involved very well could be, but the balcony scene and the same dreadlocked interloper showing up again sounds far fetched. But, like I said, I'm not about to nitpick this masterpiece.

I would pay 2.99 for a Kindle thing or something just to show support, this is way too good. Makes Charlie Murphy sound boring.

 

[marrec]

I feel enlightened.

This woman needs to become a poet.

Is there a Nobel Prize for Twitter Literature?

Maybe there should be now.