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[BlueTsunami]

Z when he found out she made 5 grand.

And the girl in that GIF is Jarett

 

[JDSN]

apparently it's not safe for work, so yes, I'd like one

Wait until you get home from work, turn off the lights, open a beer and enjoy the fuckery.

Non Spoiler summary: Two strippers go to Florida, Murphy's law kicks in.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

And the girl in that GIF is Jarett

No, here's Jarrett:

 

[Zaph]

Some of these tweets coming out... Looks like Jess didn't even bother deleting years old bragging photos from her trap days on the same instagram she now posts family pictures.

But these are killing me

 

[TangerineCloud]

I keep seeing black people use the word lowkey in ways I don't understand and it makes me feel anxious.

It basically means "sorta/kinda" in that context.

Some of these tweets coming out... Looks like Jess didn't even bother deleting years old bragging photos from her trap days on the same instagram she now posts family pictures.

But these are killing me

 

[Alienous]

"Trap is stripper lingo means trick".

Ok, that got a chuckle.

 

[Nabbis]

It's not like anyone of those was even remotely normal. Even though Jarett took the spotlight.

 

[Sparrowhawk]

apparently it's not safe for work, so yes, I'd like one

Honestly so much shit happens that a summary would probably be almost as long as the tweets themselves. A lot would also be lost because the way the story is told is just hilarious.

 

[SliceSabre]

He goes "if u do this again jess. I will kill myself. I love u 2 much"..I was like this nigga lost in the sauce & his bitch lost in the game

Z goes. Naw i am gone kill his manhood though. . And he sits on the bed next to his fiance...he goes "sit in front of me jarrett"....

His FIANCE unbuckled his pants and jess gets on her knees & starts sucking his dick IN FRONT OF JARRET AND I !!!!!! I was like YOOOOOOOOOO

I am so fucking entertained right now.

 

[E92 M3]

And the girl in that GIF is Jarett

lol perfect

 

[double jump]

Can someone please summarize it in regular English.

Are people really talking like this? I mean yeah it is entertainingly written and a horrible story to boot.

But her way of writing or communicating .. ugh

You just read a story about pimps, hoes and possible murder and you trying to be a twitter grammar nazi.

 

[OléGunner]

Holy hell what a ride!

Every single tweet was a fucking riot.

I'm still thinking to myself like this shit can happen to one person all in a couple days?

 

[Hypemaster]

"WTF AGAIN BITCH NO!!!" - Jarrett

 

[Bronx-Man]

I wonder who gets the script first, Quentin or Ava DuVernay?

 

[outunderthestars]

That was an amazing story.

 

[John Kowalski]

glad everything turned out good

 

[spindashing]

Jarrett randomly stops crying. Instantly. Like some movie shit. & goes "so u arent comin?!" Jess said "no jarrett. I cant" this nigga jarret

I can't stop laughing holy shit

 

[Ol No Bones]

This story is depressing.

 

[Damerman]

glad everything turned out good

lol so true... it really was a happy ending to be honest... a pimp/kidnapper died, human trafficker goes to jail, stripper has family now, beta dude also has family and Zola is probably going to be a millionaire very soon.

 

[Dead Prince]

is it a movie yet.

i want idris elba to play Z now.

 

[Hypemaster]

I keep seeing black people use the word lowkey in ways I don't understand and it makes me feel anxious.

To keep something on the down-low or to do something in secret.

 

[phaonaut]

Great story telling, but posting the pics of the people now is fucked up.

 

[bengraven]

 

[NegroNinja]

That was the funniest shit I've read all week. Jarrett has to be the simpest nigga in the world smh. This story reminds of when my cousin got involved with this bail bondsman who got murdered.

 

[Sparrowhawk]

That was the funniest shit I've read all week. Jarrett has to be the simpest nigga in the world smh. This story reminds of when my cousin got involved with this bail bondsman who got murdered.

Tell me about it in 140 character segments please.
Edit: With emojis

 

[marrec]

I love how Zola is so quick to rabbit when shit goes sideways but not a second before that point.

 

[No Life King]

This is one of the greatest stories I have ever read. Ever. I would have been done though the second my lady puts some other guy's dong in her mouth right in front of me

 

[LordCanti]

It seems internet detectives have confirmed a lot of this tale.

Oh yeah? Wow. If a prosecutor wanted they could go after her for being an accessory to the shooting I'd think. They were in the middle of a joint criminal enterprise when it happened.

IANAL though so what do I know. Hopefully someone will post links to the news stories if there are any (if they haven't already).

 

[bengraven]

I love how Zola is so quick to rabbit when shit goes sideways but not a second before that point.

She's a walking repository for the rules of the hoe game.

When things go outside of her knowledge base, she out bitch.

 

[King Tubby]

This story is depressing.

It started out funny and just got sadder as it went along.

 

[E92 M3]

Great story telling, but posting the pics of the people now is fucked up.

Why? Crimes committed are public information and the twitter story was published to make the events public.

It is what it is.

 

[bengraven]

You know a man is mentally unstable when his stripper girlfriend blows, then fucks her pimp in front of him to teach him a lesson and he's still like "jekza,cmon,lessgohome".

 

[Goreomedy]

That was some great character work!

I'd like to see her tell this story on camera. With opening and closing narration by Brent Owens.

 

[Freewheelin']

fuck him calm

 

[Wiz]

Great way to start my day. Her storytelling was amazing. Each tweet left you eager to read the next. I need a book, movie and game adaptation immediately. 😂😂😂

 

[Heroman]

Throughout the whole story I was thinking

 

[backflip10019]

Holy FUCK that was entertaining.

 

[Luigi87]

That story was incredible, lmao.

This needs to be optioned as a movie... or a mini series.

And that epilogue styled ending, amazing.

 

[BossLackey]

Good grief Charlie Brown.

 

[bengraven]

I was just reading the Harley/Deadshot/Joker thread and suddenly I want this whole thing retold.

Ivy - Zola
Harley - Jesse
Joker - Z
Deadshot - the boyfriend

 

[ffdgh]

I can't...

 

[cackhyena]

Crazy. We know for a fact this is real?

 

[Snorlocs]

It started out funny for me but as it went along i stopped laughing as much. When it got to Z "disciplining" Jarrett I stopped laughing all together. That's some depressing stuff man. I hope he and Jess have better lives now.

 

[MBison]

What's a site that is revealing Internet detective work? Pm me please, I must know more!!

 

[double jump]

That was the funniest shit I've read all week. Jarrett has to be the simpest nigga in the world smh. This story reminds of when my cousin got involved with this bail bondsman who got murdered.

was your cousin Jackie Brown?

 

[Pilgrimzero]

Why is it I pictured the whole tale as set in the 70s?

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

"Trap" is the most flexible word since "Bitch".

 

[Ninja Dom]

Great story. I enjoyed it. Not real but I enjoyed it. Too much detail and quotes for the woman to remember it all as it happened.

Anymore story's like this?

 

[VeryGooster]

This is the season of The Wire we need.

 

[CREMSteve]

Forgive my ignorance, but what the heck is black twitter?