NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens

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I almost woke up my sleeping fiancée laughing at this.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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I'm not sure what I can even say. I hope you find happiness and peace wherever you find yourself.

I hope to God this one is fake, but...
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That's depressing Confessor. I'm glad you're getting out of that life, as those circles can be hard to get out of because everyone you talk to is involved in some way. Reminds me of one of the confessions from an internet article.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I hope to God this one is fake, but...
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While we would all like to believe something like this is fake, there is a lot of darkness in the world. The police/proper authorities have teams dedicated to investigating/finding stuff like this. You hear about child prostitution rings being caught on the news every so often. It's just something different to hear about abuse from a first person perspective, especially when it's something who has been posting on GAF with all of us.

That said confessor, you're a strong person for surviving it all and I hope that you can leave all of it behind you soon.
 
Congrats C-Cup! Hope the transition continues smoothly.

Wait.... That second one is crazy but.... I've seen something semi-similar to it and it was not pretty (no pun intended). I hope you have a great and fulfilling life after what happened!

To booty eater, you finally got your chance. Just be more careful next time bruh. Believe in the Kevin Gates and you shall be blessed my dude.
 
Baroquemantic said:
I'm really hoping this is fake though. No one should have to go through what you've described.
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Stuff like this happens. There are people going through situations like this as victims of human trafficking right now. Or worse.

Stuart444 said:
The police/proper authorities have teams dedicated to investigating/finding stuff like this. You hear about child prostitution rings being caught on the news every so often. It's just something different to hear about abuse from a first person perspective, especially when it's something who has been posting on GAF with all of us.
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Unfortunately, a lot of the police all over the world seem to think that putting resources to investigate human trafficking is a waste of said resources.

It's a mess, and it allows certain people to act with impunity.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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I'm not sure what I can even say. I hope you find happiness and peace wherever you find yourself.

I hope to God this one is fake, but...
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Well there goes my happy feeling. Your aura didn't last long, C-cup.

But I'm glad you're getting away from this, at least, and I don't think you should be ashamed. Get the help you need, and maybe call the cops?
 
My God. That post.

If you can, do not live in isolation. There is a lot of good people ot there :)
You will make friends! Let's be friends? Don't give up!
 
Go from laughing uncontrollably about the Guy who is Attracted to his Sister but isn't/Dog in tights/Man staring at dog in tights to this... wow.
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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I'm not sure what I can even say. I hope you find happiness and peace wherever you find yourself.

I hope to God this one is fake, but...
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Jesus fucking Christ I hope this isn't real, please don't be real. I kinda really want to cry for you Confessor. I hope everything turns out good for the Confessor.
 
Trigger warning, that's like a cult right? most of them are brainwashed and don't know anything is wrong in a cult from what i understand.
 
NeOak said:
Stuff like this happens. There are people going through situations like this as victims of human trafficking right now. Or worse.


Unfortunately, a lot of the police all over the world seem to think that putting resources to investigate human trafficking is a waste of said resources.

It's a mess, and it allows certain people to act with impunity.
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Yeah, I know. I just don't want it to be real because it reminds me of how utterly terrible the world can be.

I honestly hate that humans are even capable of such acts against one another, and there's nothing I can do to help change things for the better, because unfortunately, it's human nature. It legitimately pisses me off.
 
Oh boy. that last one was intense. So sorry you had to go through all that confessor. I am glad you are out, and i hope that you build yourself up and know that there is truly some good out there and people that can love you and depend on.

Wishing you the best.
 
A few months ago I met several members of a family. I've been getting to know them, and am pretty interested in one of the daughters. She really intelligent, driven, open minded, level headed, just an all around cool person. She's only 17 though (that's not the confession, read on,) but that's not really an issue. I'm not one to chase jailbait, I concluded that if I was still interested in a few months when she's an adult, I'd ask her out.


I've become friends with the mother as well. She's a nice person, fun to be around, interesting an easy to talk to, and has some similar hobbies to my own. The thing is, she's also really hot. Like, really, really hot. She's takes good care of her self, and she's very fit. To explain it better, she's old enough to have kids in their mid twenties, but doesn't look that age. She and her husband have a ton of kids (they're still having kids) but you would look at her and think she hasn't had any, or if she did it was over a decade ago. She's the kind of woman every man wants. Needless to say, I'm attracted to her.


The issue comes in when I tell you guys that I've been getting signs from her that she's also attracted to me. I typically see these people at large public social gatherings, and I can say she does not look for or like attention from random guys, she's told me a number of times about guys flirting with her too much, hitting on her, or outright asking her to leave with them, and what she does to make them stop. Since they live far away from my town, and the mother travels to where I live on a regular basis for hobbies (and I believe work as well,) and the father does not take part in any of this, I think starting an affair with her wouldn't be difficult to do or keep secret. The idea is very, very appealing.


But really, affairs are heinous business, the chances of one being successful I know are not good, so I told some of my friends about this whole situation, hoping that they would attempt to dissuade me from this madness. They did not. After explaining to them the entire situation, all of them who commented told me that yes, the logistics of her life make it pretty easy to avoid detection. A few even told me to go for it. Honestly, reason has failed to overcome lust, and I've been actively trying to make it happen for a little while. [I know I know, GAF hates cheaters, blah blah blah; keep reading.]


Now we get to the meat of this story: I've been thinking about everything that might happen if I can get things going with this woman, and I realized that even if I start an affair with her, I'm still really attracted to one of her daughters. Not the "yeah, she'd be cool to date" kind of attraction, but the "this is the kind of person I can imagine being with for a long kind" type, the "don't pass it up or you'll regret it" type. If I had this affair, I wouldn't hold off on asking the daughter out.


As any of you with a brain can tell, this is a recipe for a disaster of nuclear proportions. Every time I think about this, I come to the conclusion that a horrible, terrible outcome is inevitable. And yet, I cannot make myself step back. It's like I'm being pulled by some kind of irresistible force, and no matter how much I try to change my course, I keep heading in further and further.


The weirdest thing is, I don't even dread anything bad that will come out of this. I know that no matter what, if I keep going, things will turn out in some awful fashion, but only logic tells me how bad it will be. I don't fear the emotional fallout that will affect me, these two women, the mother's husband, or even the rest of their family. For some reason, I just accept it. I don't know why.
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I don't even know where to start with this one.

A cascading cacophony of poor decisions about to erupt and engulf you.

How old are you even!?!?!?

You're likely no Matthew McConoughey and you're sitting around waiting for a 17 year old to be totally in the clear so you can't get hit by stat charges and you want to start an affair with her mom because it's really easy!?

I need a Steve Harvey reaction GIF for that one.

Also, generally sociopaths don't feel anything about potential consequences.

Then again, it's all just fantasy at this point. Maybe that's why you don't feel anything, there's no risk of anything blowing up in your face because you haven't actually done anything yet.
 
What the fuck everything about that situation?

The daughter thing can be very, very problematic based on the confessor's age.

That being said, I think if he's 22 or younger, it's not a huge deal and he can probably go for it. But if you're finishing college now or out of it, yeah... not a great idea.

But the mother? Holy shitballs. That will not end well at all, and it will end any chance with the daughter.

Like... holy shit.
 
Do not go after the daughter, definitely do not go after her married mother. Just move on to people who won't cause some sort of catastrophe, moral or otherwise, if you date them. Shit is just lazy. Go out and meet single people of legal age, god damn.
 
don't have affairs, it's that simple!!

if the marriage is good and alive why go up and fuck with things like that

don't be a terrible person
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I don't even know where to start with this one.

A cascading cacophony of poor decisions about to erupt and engulf you.

How old are you even!?!?!?

You're likely no Matthew McConoughey and you're sitting around waiting for a 17 year old to be totally in the clear so you can't get hit by stat charges and you want to start an affair with her mom because it's really easy!?

I need a Steve Harvey reaction GIF for that one.

Also, generally sociopaths don't feel anything about potential consequences.

Then again, it's all just fantasy at this point. Maybe that's why you don't feel anything, there's no risk of anything blowing up in your face because you haven't actually done anything yet.
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The confessional has a real fetish of fucking both mother and daughter, huh?
 
Confessor: you're not thinking with your head, which is why none of the consequences seem that bad. Starting an affair is a terrible thing to do, no matter how much the mum appears to be interested - it's so dishonest and disrespectful. They're still having lots of kids? Do you really want to break up a family just to get your end away? Yuck. It being easy does not make it okay.

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Patryn said:
The daughter thing can be very, very problematic based on the confessor's age...I think if he's 22 or younger, it's not a huge deal and he can probably go for it. But if you're finishing college now or out of it, yeah... not a great idea.
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I'm inclined to agree. My first reaction to the 17-year-old was EWWWW but if the confessor is younger than 22 it's not totally creepy (although still a terrible idea for legal reasons). All of this is terrible.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I don't even know where to start with this one.

A cascading cacophony of poor decisions about to erupt and engulf you.

How old are you even!?!?!?

You're likely no Matthew McConoughey and you're sitting around waiting for a 17 year old to be totally in the clear so you can't get hit by stat charges and you want to start an affair with her mom because it's really easy!?

I need a Steve Harvey reaction GIF for that one.

Also, generally sociopaths don't feel anything about potential consequences.

Then again, it's all just fantasy at this point. Maybe that's why you don't feel anything, there's no risk of anything blowing up in your face because you haven't actually done anything yet.
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For the love of god, do the smart thing and don't go after either of them. The daughter's probably too young for you, and going after the Mother invites a shit ton of problems for everyone.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
No.
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Ronito Jr. is not NotTheGuyYouKill.
 
A few months ago I met several members of a family. I've been getting to know them, and am pretty interested in one of the daughters. She really intelligent, driven, open minded, level headed, just an all around cool person. She's only 17 though (that's not the confession, read on,) but that's not really an issue. I'm not one to chase jailbait, I concluded that if I was still interested in a few months when she's an adult, I'd ask her out.


I've become friends with the mother as well. She's a nice person, fun to be around, interesting an easy to talk to, and has some similar hobbies to my own. The thing is, she's also really hot. Like, really, really hot. She's takes good care of her self, and she's very fit. To explain it better, she's old enough to have kids in their mid twenties, but doesn't look that age. She and her husband have a ton of kids (they're still having kids) but you would look at her and think she hasn't had any, or if she did it was over a decade ago. She's the kind of woman every man wants. Needless to say, I'm attracted to her.


The issue comes in when I tell you guys that I've been getting signs from her that she's also attracted to me. I typically see these people at large public social gatherings, and I can say she does not look for or like attention from random guys, she's told me a number of times about guys flirting with her too much, hitting on her, or outright asking her to leave with them, and what she does to make them stop. Since they live far away from my town, and the mother travels to where I live on a regular basis for hobbies (and I believe work as well,) and the father does not take part in any of this, I think starting an affair with her wouldn't be difficult to do or keep secret. The idea is very, very appealing.


But really, affairs are heinous business, the chances of one being successful I know are not good, so I told some of my friends about this whole situation, hoping that they would attempt to dissuade me from this madness. They did not. After explaining to them the entire situation, all of them who commented told me that yes, the logistics of her life make it pretty easy to avoid detection. A few even told me to go for it. Honestly, reason has failed to overcome lust, and I've been actively trying to make it happen for a little while. [I know I know, GAF hates cheaters, blah blah blah; keep reading.]


Now we get to the meat of this story: I've been thinking about everything that might happen if I can get things going with this woman, and I realized that even if I start an affair with her, I'm still really attracted to one of her daughters. Not the "yeah, she'd be cool to date" kind of attraction, but the "this is the kind of person I can imagine being with for a long kind" type, the "don't pass it up or you'll regret it" type. If I had this affair, I wouldn't hold off on asking the daughter out.


As any of you with a brain can tell, this is a recipe for a disaster of nuclear proportions. Every time I think about this, I come to the conclusion that a horrible, terrible outcome is inevitable. And yet, I cannot make myself step back. It's like I'm being pulled by some kind of irresistible force, and no matter how much I try to change my course, I keep heading in further and further.


The weirdest thing is, I don't even dread anything bad that will come out of this. I know that no matter what, if I keep going, things will turn out in some awful fashion, but only logic tells me how bad it will be. I don't fear the emotional fallout that will affect me, these two women, the mother's husband, or even the rest of their family. For some reason, I just accept it. I don't know why.
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Don't go for the mother, even if you think she wants to, it's plain wrong.
If you're under 30, wait for the daughter if she shows interest in you, but if you're older than that... Well, I think that trying a relationship with her will have the same bad consequences for you as if you'd banged her mother.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I don't even know where to start with this one.

A cascading cacophony of poor decisions about to erupt and engulf you.

How old are you even!?!?!?

You're likely no Matthew McConoughey and you're sitting around waiting for a 17 year old to be totally in the clear so you can't get hit by stat charges and you want to start an affair with her mom because it's really easy!?

I need a Steve Harvey reaction GIF for that one.

Also, generally sociopaths don't feel anything about potential consequences.

Then again, it's all just fantasy at this point. Maybe that's why you don't feel anything, there's no risk of anything blowing up in your face because you haven't actually done anything yet.
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Don't be a homewrecker, Mr. Confessor! Even if the mother is also considering the affair, don't do it. The bad karma and inevitable shitstorm are not worth it. Depending on your age, I see nothing wrong with being interested in the daughter. Just don't try anything with her until she's 18.
 
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