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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I want to have sex with my sister. I'm not attracted to her or anything, it's just that she has a big ass and I like big asses. It's not even a particularly nice big ass, there's just plenty o' booty. I'm always looking at it when she has her back to me, especially since she wears leggings and tight pants a lot. Sometimes I just want to bury my face in it when she bends over.

Quick! Someone get the picture of the dog in tight pants!

Dude, if you wanna bang her, you are attracted to her.

 

[Sober]

Quick! Someone get the picture of the dog in tight pants!

Dude, if you wanna bang her, you are attracted to her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FttPbINDFvM

 

[TangerineCloud]

I want to have sex with my sister. I'm not attracted to her or anything, it's just that she has a big ass and I like big asses. It's not even a particularly nice big ass, there's just plenty o' booty. I'm always looking at it when she has her back to me, especially since she wears leggings and tight pants a lot. Sometimes I just want to bury my face in it when she bends over.

Uh-huh.

I'm not attracted to her or anything

she has a big ass and I like big asses

I'm not attracted to her or anything

there's just plenty o' booty. I'm always looking at it

I'm not attracted to her or anything

Sometimes I just want to bury my face in it

Uh-huh.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

i prefer the sad ones tbh, lewd stuff is good but tragic stories of lost loves, broken dreams and unending suffering are my favorites

K

 

[Dad]

 

[Sober]

I demand a follow-up, cause that really doesn't happen if you grew up with your sister in childhood. I mean if she appeared out of nowhere in your life fully formed then the confessor might have a valid excuse.

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

Here's the first collection of confessions so far.

Here's the second.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

That's the one.

 

[Grazzt]

What an amazing thread. Subed.
Gonna find some time to read the old ones.

 

[-Horizon-]

Quick! Someone get the picture of the dog in tight pants!

Dude, if you wanna bang her, you are attracted to her.

I've seen this anime before.

 

[RionaaM]

I've seen this anime before.

Confessor's fat bottomed sister can't be this cute.

Also, he's... creepy. Oh well, as long as he doesn't lick her butt while she's sleeping, I guess it does nobody harm.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Confessor's fat bottomed sister can't be this cute.

Also, he's... creepy. Oh well, as long as he doesn't lick her butt while she's sleeping, I guess it does nobody harm.

She'll catch him staring one day.

 

[Sagely]

I listen to The Cure and Trent Reznor's Ghosts I-IV as I read through the confessions.

Good choices! Came Back Haunted would be apt listening for this too.

I don't believe it, I
I had to see and I
Came back
I came back haunted

 

[Acorn]

I've seen anime before.

Ftfy

 

[brau]

She'll catch him staring one day.

ftfy

 

[User1608]

Late but that first "dark" confession made me sad. Hope they get help and woah at the lust for sister!

 

[Mostmanlyman]

ftfy

Perfect.

 

[Arkos]

ftfy

Lolololol.

 

[Son Of D]

ftfy

Feel like we need some "green is noise" here.

 

[Tinfoilhatsron]

TOR supposedly gets you auto watchlisted now, that being said.

I could be behind the NSA/FBI/Alien firewalls using an encryption only one dead Eskimo knows how to decrypt and I still would post anything if I had anything to major to post.

Thankfully, I do not...so I get to read other stories.

Can someone confirm this?

Yeah! November again!

 

[ShinRPGamer]

ftfy

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

In the late 90s, I bought two Voodoo 2s from Best Buy with 4 megabytes of texture RAM and 8 megabytes of texture RAM. I returned the 4 megabyte card in the 8 megabyte box.

I've felt terrible about this for years. Yes, it's been around 17-18 years, but man. Some things just never go away.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

I'm heading to bed, but I do want to say a couple things before I do.

There is some crazy stuff that comes through the confessional, some funny stuff, some heartwarming stuff, and some soul-crushing stuff.

Sometimes all four. Not everything is entertaining. You gotta be prepped for that when you wander in here, especially if it's all wrapped in the spoiler tags. Now, I'm not gonna drop something like that above confession without tags because I don't want this reaction constantly, where it winds up that people are simply to sickened or distressed to come to this thread. Ideally, I'd like everybody to visit, have some fun in some cases, and do their best to help or give sympathy in others.

Insane stuff like this year's Scumbag Dad or Doozy wouldn't be wrapped in tags. But there is some stuff involving certain topics that will be. We had a couple of distressing issues last year regarding this, which is why I'm being a bit more cautious about it this time around. There's already a couple other confessions in the box like the one above, so this isn't the end of the darkness. I am the only person that has to read all of the confessions, but don't feel like you have to. We all have varying levels of material we can and cannot tolerate.

But hey, we got some good stuff in the coming days as well, I promise. Plus, one of my all-time fave confessors is back with a fantastic update!

God bless you.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Sure, you aren't attracted to your sister. Keep telling yourself that bruh.

How could you do that dude?! Putting in the 4 megabytes of ram in the 8 megabytes of ram box.... Smh.

Y'all people need buddha in your lives!

 

[LucidMomentum]

Y'all people need booty in your lives!

FTFY.

 

[brau]

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Quick! Someone get the picture of the dog in tight pants!

Dude, if you wanna bang her, you areattracted to her.

I get the feeling this guy would enjoy Fire Emblem for its instances of brother-sister incest, or Oreimo for being Oreimo if he hasn't watched/played them already.

You monster...

Spoiler

might be time to let it go if it's been 17-18 years.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

i wonder how many of these confessions belong to Ronito

what a twist that would be

 

[Sober]

Surprised someone let the confessor returned a clearly opened product.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Surprised someone let the confessor returned a clearly opened product.

Perhaps he got exchange or store credit.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

i wonder how many of these confessions belong to Ronito

what a twist that would be

Be careful what you say.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Voodoo 2 was the shit. I don't blame him.

 

[Son Of D]

i wonder how many of these confessions belong to Ronito

what a twist that would be

 

[brau]

wth is Ronito?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

wth is Ronito?

 

[CreeperBlocks]

What's this from?

 

[liliththepale]

wth is Ronito?

Ronito was the user responsible for making up managing these confessions before Not The Guy You Kill took over.

What's this from?

The end season 5 of Supernatural, when Death was first properly introduced.

 

[xVaalbarAx]

oh boy this is already good. Subscribed!

 

[Gray Matter]

One good confession so far.

C'mon NTGYK!!

 

[brau]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah.... that makes more sense. lol.

 

[John Rabbit]

Surprised someone let the confessor returned a clearly opened product.

having worked at a CompUSA for a number of years you could've returned a dog if you persisted long enough.

 

[jasonng]

having worked at a CompUSA for a number of years you could've returned a dog if you persisted long enough.

How the fuck do you fit a goddamn dog in a graphics card box?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

How the fuck do you fit a goddamn dog in a graphics card box?

"GAF I have a confession..."

 

[Like the hat?]

I like the way my bellybutton smells.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

A-CUP'S BACK!

Since you asked, this is A-Cup sending in another email! But actually I am not an A-Cup anymore! They have grown to be a full B or small C depending on what kind of bra I am wearing. My doctor says I still have another three years of potential growth as they fully fill out.

Still look down and just stare at my cleavage in wonderment on a regular basis. Still totally fondle myself at random times marveling in the fact that I can do that now. Still think having boobs is totally awesome. Hardest part is not wearing too revealing of clothing. Because I get a kick out of showing them off but need to remember to not do it too much.

This is your becoming. You are now C-Cup, and just adorable.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

A-CUP'S BACK!

This is your becoming. You are now C-Cup, and just adorable.

Your wish got granted NTGYK. And glad A cup is now B (C?) cup. Sounds like your transition is going well.

 

[liliththepale]

A-CUP'S BACK!



This is your becoming. You are now C-Cup, and just adorable.

Yay! So happy for you, B.

 

[properpropaganda]

She'll catch him staring one day.

What is this from. Dude looks familiar.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

anyone have a link to the original C-Cup post?

 

[Gray Matter]

Who's that again? I don't remember.