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[LQX]

The other day Amazon had Tabasco flavored Slim Jim in MONSTER sizes for $1...FOR A BOX. Not "1" but a BOX that has 24. I bought 5 boxes for $5. That's a year if not years worth of jerky GAF.

Also, I tried to spread the wealth but the minute I was going to post the thread the deal died. It lasted maybe 5 minutes after being posted on SlickDeals.

I hate to brag but I don't think I will hit it this big again.

The motherload...

This many come in a box...

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Disgusting

 

[Jarrod38]

Now eat them all in one at once and record yourself doing it.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

rip colon

 

[JDSN]

Gross.

 

[Übermatik]

Dear god, I hope you're not going to eat them

 

[wanders]

But did you really win??

Lol congrats though!

 

[Ivan Amiibo]

the tabasco ones are a weird guilty pleasure i indulge in about once a year.

I hope you don't have an addictive personality and start eating 5 a day.

 

[Gala]

Put them all in your mouth at once and post a picture on GAF.

 

[Moppet13]

Wow you weren't kidding OP.

 

[Razmos]

Make some modern art out of them

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I've never tried beef jerky, but it does not look appetizing at all.

 

[spindashing]

damn

 

[ajpw]

youre gonna get sick of them by the second box

 

[Alucrid]

I've never tried beef jerky, but it does not look appetizing.

Slim Jims aren't beef jerky

 

[StillEdge]

I've never tried beef jerky, but it does not look appetizing.

That is not "beef jerky" that is some fucked up abomination of beef jerky.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

nvm

 

[zer0das]

I don't think I would consider Slim Jim's beef jerky... but for that much for so little, I wouldn't be complaining either.

 

[Jarrod38]

I've never tried beef jerky, but it does not look appetizing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
Man if so you're missing out on some good stuff.

 

[fader]

just gonna leave this here...

 

[Kinyou]

A low price like that would make me insanely suspicious

 

[Captain.Falafel]

i hope your loved ones are prepared for the farts you are about to unleash

 

[Lys Skygge]

You should bundle a bunch together and make Beef Wellington.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
Man if so you're missing out on some good stuff.

Nah, it looks gross.

 

[knkng]

And they all expire in 2 days.

 

[akira28]

here we see a man, impressed with his find. clearly. and then the disgust of his tribal peers. such interest, eh, evi old chum?

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

 

[Dishwalla]

Your shits are either going to be gnarly for a while or you just won't shit at all.


Have fun.

 

[BGBW]

OP certainly won't be a slim Jim after this.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Slim Jims are not beef jerkey do not sully the name of beef jerkey like that

 

[Keyser Soze]

You actually lost

 

[LQX]

Its going to be a wonderful Christmas. What kid would expect beef jerky sticks in their Christmas stockings? Oh man.

And wow, I cant believe so many of you are showing contempt for Slim Jims. These things were endorsed by Macho Man. And they are delicious.

And they all expire in 2 days.

Nope, may 2016 but should last longer.

 

[BlastProcessing]

 

[sixteen-bit]

And they all expire in 2 days.

better start chomping!

 

[hydrophilic attack]

 

[Dali]

Probably on sale after the processed meat causes cancer news.

If you've eaten them then youarealreadydead.gif

 

[thecosmicfly]

I remember my first experience eating a Slim Jim when taking a trip to the US. Had always assumed they were a salami snack like Pepperami's. Took a bite and to my dismay noticed that at the end of where I chewed it off it looked like it was oozing pus. Have never regretted trying a new snack more than biting into that nasty fucking ass Slim Jim.

 

[knkng]

Nope, may 2016 but should last longer.

Wow, that's actually an amazing deal, then. When people come to visit you at your house, you should start offering Slim Jims along with drinks. Or put a dozen of them out on a plate for guests. That would be pretty hilarious/incredible!

 

[Neuromancer]

I dare you to eat 100 Slim Jims in a hour.

 

[Persona7]

those things smell and taste awful

and are coated in grease

 

[80s Bad Guy]

 

[What A Time To Be Alive]

just gonna leave this here...

Who cares Slim Jim still the best

Hate when people say shit like this I'm still gonna eat the shit. That's like telling me what a McNugget is made out of I'm still gonna eat it.

 

[bengraven]

That's like a three week supply for me.

Then again, I hate the tabasco ones.

 

[Effect]

youre gonna get sick of them by the second box

Second!? That's being generous. I love slim jims as much as the next person but I hope OP stretches this out and doesn't binge them.

 

[painey]

my friend worked in a slim jim factory and quit after 2 months because the smell haunted him, even when he wasn't at work. He got lots of free sausage though

 

[SummitAve]

I never understood why people thought slim jims were beef jerky.

 

[SodiumBenzoate]

Tabasco is definitely the best flavor, by far. Well played OP.


That being said I can only eat one or two of these every month or so. It's so artifical and strange. And gives me horrible farts.

 

[ohhthegore]

DUDE you have no idea how jelly I am right now. You are literally the luckiest man alive right now

 

[Ecto311]

This is how I feel when I eat those. Makes the roof of my mouth feel all lard covered.

 

[bebop242]

those things smell and taste awful

and are coated in grease

Stop tempting me