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[Hot Coldman]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

 

[Nachos]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Good to hear that it was a beautiful baby boy.

 

[Backfoggen]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Alright then.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

I'm so lost on this trend lol

 

[Symphonia]

You cry yourself to sleep after you masterbate because your girl won't put out

Sadly, you are correct.

 

[chaobreaker]

OP aiming for that late GAF post of the year I see.

 

[Shun]

Wait what?

OP where is this article?

Ask and you shall receive. Apparently there are cookbooks on stuff like this, but this is really only a one time thing and we have no desire to explore any further.

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/11/vagina-yogurt_n_6661792.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/vagina-yogurt-woman-uses-bacteria-5146255

 

[JoseLopez]

👮🏿❤️🐵💩💩💩💩👊🏿🙊👅💩💩💩

 

[True Savior]

Eating something you put in your ass is not kinky. That's what babies do.

 

[Spikematic]

Why did I click this thread. WHY?!??

 

[Shun]

☃️❄️❄️❄️🛏🔥🔥❤️☺️

☀️🔥🛁❄️❄️💥⚡️❤️☺️

 

[Gordon Shumway]

🍴🐈..

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[sn00zer]

#animeavatars

 

[User 73706]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

animeavatar.mpreg

EDIT: beaten like eggs in shun's bum

 

[thenexus6]

 

[Camjo-Z]

😟🏥 😟💁

😟😷 😟😣

🏃🚪 👦🏻💁🏻

👦🏻👷🏻 🙇🏻😭

B^U

 

[AmethystEnd]

💻
👤
🏨
💑

No, it's not just watching porn, nor is it porn related.

 

[Subpar Scrub]

It's amazing how communication went from symbols (cave drawings, hieroglyphs) to text, and back to symbols (emoji)

 

[Grief.exe]

Who eats an eggplant for breakfast?

Gross.

 

[ElfArmy177]

I'm giggling like a fucking idiot at work..

 

[Mik2121]

🏥😟 . . 😟 👈😐
😨😕 . . 😱🙅


Am I doing this right?
Edit: oh wow beaten twice...

 

[ElfArmy177]

💻
👤
🏨
💑

No, it's not just watching porn, nor is it porn related.

Your spouse found your emails to another woman and put you in the hospital. Your mistress showed up and you two are in love.

 

[E92 M3]

If cooked properly, it's really not a big deal that they ate the vegetable. Most bacteria is killed anyways. And I doubt her vagina had C. Dif spores lol.

 

[Gormless Noodle]

Everyone, please proceed to this thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1140290

Thank you.

 

[Goodstyle]

I'm not sure I'm understanding you OP, you're saying you plugged both your girlfriend's holes with an eggplant, then she blew you, and then you both cooked and ate the eggplants? Or is it that you plugged each other with eggplants, then sucked each other off, and then ate the eggplants?

 

[Numb]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

bruh
bruuuuuuuuh

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I'm not saying its always the anime avatars

...but its always the anime avatars lets be real

 

[braves01]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[Any Questions]

☃️❄️❄️❄️🛏🔥🔥❤️☺️

☀️🔥🛁❄️❄️💥⚡️❤️☺️

Please please please tell us what this is. Does this thread go deeper?!?

 

[Barrylocke]

☃️❄️❄️❄️🛏🔥🔥❤️☺️

☀️🔥🛁❄️❄️💥⚡️❤️☺️

Hot passion in the snow, then later you took a shower together but the power went out and you didn't care?

I'd love to interpret some new ones but I think think the OP was too powerful for people.
Also I'm not seeing the emote after thefirst snowflake set.

 

[Übermatik]

😏💕🐈😻🍆⭕️😹😹🍆💦🙀😩😦🔪🙀💀😏✈️🇲🇽

 

[Gormless Noodle]

😏💕🐈😻🍆⭕️😹😹🍆💦🙀😩😦🔪🙀💀😏✈️🇲🇽

You fucked a bunch of cats, killed them with a knife and then shipped them away by plane to Squaresquareland.

 

[Funyarinpa]

😏💕🐈😻🍆⭕️😹😹🍆💦🙀😩😦🔪🙀💀😏✈️🇲🇽

Fucked her right in the pussy, then you killed her and flew to Mexico?

 

[striferser]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

I think i read similar thing from a nukige...
Or was it hentai manga? I can't remember

 

[Alienous]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

Yep, there is such a thing as too much freedom.

 

[SliceSabre]

Cucumbers are fucking gross.

 

[Vermillion]

This thread is killing me right now and were only on the first page lol

The guesses are incredible, and the actual answer was... lol

 

[BGBW]

Cucumbers are fucking gross.

Hehe… as expected of country grown vegetables.

 

[Dosia]

OP, that is just disgusting. Jesus

 

[Euron]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.

 

[Fancy Clown]

☃️❄️❄️❄️🛏🔥🔥❤️☺️

☀️🔥🛁❄️❄️💥⚡️❤️☺️

You pickled more things inside your ass didn't you. Jesus fucking christ.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

👛🔨

 

[dofry]

🇯🇵🕴🤓👗👙😍🕳🀄️🛌📷🚶🏻📷💃🏻📸📷🙎🏻🙎🏻🙍🏻🕳🀄️🛌⁉️🙀🙅🏻🚷📵📸🚫🗣👮❗️⚖

 

[Gordon Shumway]

👛🔨

Ouch..

 

[HarryDemeanor]

What in the flying fuck is wrong with you? That's fucking disgusting.

 

[dofry]

👩😘💃💏👉😻👅😺😏👍👄🍌👫🚗🏡😋👌👈😓😫🙌🔊🏡🔊👮👮🚪😧👮👍😰👍👮👊😀👊🚪🔚

But that's nice that they didn't mind. Coitus interruptus though

 

[User1608]

Sounds pretty tame. Disappointed op.

 

[Evil's Bane]

You win. We were curious if we could ferment daikon or cucumber by using our sexual fluids and our internal body pressure. Enjoyed oral intercourse while both were plugged in.

Cooked and ate the vegetable with rice the following morning.

Someone else go next.