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[trab pu kcip]

Wait what?

Like, what kind of washing agent?

idk, I can't figure out which ones, this actually drives me crazy. it's just sometimes I would notice a guy's hoodie smell extreemly clean and I just wanna cuddle up in it forever instantly.

I still don't know what brand causes it. with me the detergent smell never really sticks around after washing my clothes, it just becomes neutral after some time :l

 

[Numb]

Also possible I was sloppy and incoherent, but at the time I thought I was the most interesting man alive

You broke all your limiters

 

[Jobbs]

idk, I can't figure out which ones, this actually drives me crazy. it's just sometimes I would notice a guy's hoodie smell extreemly clean and I just wanna cuddle up in it forever instantly.

I still don't know what brand causes it. with me the detergent smell never really sticks around after washing my clothes, it just becomes neutral after some time :l

I like it when a girl gets drenched in gasoline, nmmm drives me nuts

 

[AcridMeat]

I think the key to success is not to start a Grindr conversation by using the word glomp. At least, that's my going theory at the moment.

Ask them if they have a dick pic worthy of an art exhibition that you can sell for $10,000 in Miami.

hey! I can get freaky too! I'm into some really weird different shit...like..the smell of washing agent.

So you like things that smell nice? Freaky

I also kinda like the smell of gasoline.

I do too, but that has more to do with being at racetracks and loving cars/racing/motorsport ever since I was a toddler.

 

[marrec]

idk, I can't figure out which ones, this actually drives me crazy. it's just sometimes I would notice a guy's hoodie smell extreemly clean and I just wanna cuddle up in it forever instantly.

I still don't know what brand causes it. with me the detergent smell never really sticks around after washing my clothes, it just becomes neutral after some time :l

Maybe a liquid fabric softener? I've noticed they stick around way longer than the detergent smells.

I like it when a girl gets drenched in gasoline, nmmm drives me nuts

"oops, I accidentally sprayed you a bit while filling up my tank" *jobbs said playfully*

 

[Count Dookkake]

Double wut.

How so? You kind of look like Vaughan though lol[/SPOILER]

Name of a reporter in the first couple pages is an amalgam of names of two of BKV's college pals, one of whom is me. I actually remember when he started preparing to write Y. He was asking a lot of questions about dystopias and women-only environments. I should have charged for my observations.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

At my summer job when I was 19, I dropped about 100 file folders on the floor when a co-worker walked by and I caught a whiff of her hair. Goodness.

 

[Senator Soufflé]

It was dark, no one saw it and the car wasn't anyone who I work with so I shall rest easy then.

Now I know why everyone posts for advice here...I feel much better

 

[Jobbs]

At my summer job when I was 19, I dropped about 100 file folders on the floor when a co-worker walked by and I caught a whiff of her hair. Goodness.

Is it creepy stories time

 

[Sai-kun]

Yo.

Tattoos get me riled up. Good ink on a good looking woman is a potent combination.

I recently discovered that I had a 'thing' for matching/symmetrical tattoos on ankles/calves. Shit is awesome.

 

[Numb]

Know some people that love the smell of fireworks and burnt matches
Can't understand

 

[jb1234]

It was dark, no one saw it and the car wasn't anyone who I work with so I shall rest easy then.

Now I know why everyone posts for advice here...I feel much better

Lots of nice folks in this thread.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Is it creepy stories time

Then he gently whispered in her ear "you smell like heaven"

 

[Baroquemantic]

I like it when a girl gets drenched in gasoline, nmmm drives me nuts

Lol, I may have found someone for you?

http://www.examiner.com/review/my-strange-addiction-introduces-fans-to-a-woman-who-drinks-gasoline

 

[Jobbs]

Lots of nice folks in this thread.

The car probably had internal bleeding and died horribly hours later

 

[trab pu kcip]

So you like things that smell nice? Freaky

yeah that too I guess haha. but it's just this specific clean smell of washing agent that I reeeally love. I don't need cologne or perfume on guys or anything like that. just washing agent. *-*

also I was kidding about the freaky. my freak side is too dark to be revealed in public

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Is it creepy stories time

I didn't do anything besides drop the folders. I was like the guy bicycling in Memoirs of a Geisha when the lead walks by all fancied up and he crashes.

 

[jb1234]

The car probably had internal bleeding and died horribly hours later

Some smartasses too.

 

[Silphonica]

yeah that too I guess haha. but it's just this specific clean smell of washing agent that I reeeally love. I don't need cologne or perfume on guys or anything like that. just washing agent. *-*

On the flip side I hate girls who drench themselves in perfume, so thick you can taste it and almost see it in the air.

 

[Senator Soufflé]

The car probably had internal bleeding and died horribly hours later

The car had an R plate ( Special sign recently passed drivers display in NI) so that makes it even worse!

 

[Jobbs]

Lol, I may have found someone for you?

http://www.examiner.com/review/my-strange-addiction-introduces-fans-to-a-woman-who-drinks-gasoline

I don't know what to say... It's odd but not a deal breaker.. Er... Maybe it is

 

[AcridMeat]

Jobbs is actually Andrew WK in It's Time To Party

 

[jb1234]

Jobbs is actually Andrew WK in It's Time To Party

At $3.63 a gallon, that's not a cheap bath.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Know some people that love the smell of fireworks and burnt matches
Can't understand

Blown out candles smell great

 

[Jobbs]

On the flip side I hate girls who drench themselves in perfume, so thick you can taste it and almost see it in the air.

I don't like cologne or perfume really.. I can tolerate it but its so unnecessary

 

[liliththepale]

On the flip side I hate girls who drench themselves in perfume, so thick you can taste it and almost see it in the air.

As someone who loves wearing perfume, it's for me, not you.

 

[Lucian Cat]

4.5 hours later and I DO hate myself.

 

[marrec]

Jobbs is actually Andrew WK in It's Time To Party

If you told me that seriously I would probably believe you.

Silph seems like the Andrew WK type, but more subdued.

Know some people that love the smell of fireworks and burnt matches
Can't understand

No lie, I LOOVE the smell of a put out candle and a recently lit match.

I want a candle that smells like a put out candle, get on that science.

 

[FloatOn]

hey so, has anyone ever laughed during sex?

 

[Silphonica]

I don't like cologne or perfume really.. I can tolerate it but its so unnecessary

As someone who loves wearing perfume, it's for me, not you.

Nono, I like when girls smell nice.

But there is something as too much.

 

[Numb]

Blown out candles smell great

That's a new one
Never tried it although lanterns are cool when we had em

No lie, I LOOVE the smell of a put out candle and a recently lit match.

I want a candle that smells like a put out candle, get on that science.

wouldn't be surprised if it already exists

 

[AcridMeat]

yeah that too I guess haha. but it's just this specific clean smell of washing agent that I reeeally love. I don't need cologne or perfume on guys or anything like that. just washing agent. *-*

I'm the same way, I prefer the clean smell of fresh clothes than most any cologne which is why I use a deodorant that smells like fresh laundry. haha

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Nothing beats campfire smell.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Maybe a liquid fabric softener? I've noticed they stick around way longer than the detergent smells.



"oops, I accidentally sprayed you a bit while filling up my tank" *jobbs said playfully*

mayybe, I still don't know which one though. I guess I just have to find a guy who uses it anyway

 

[liliththepale]

hey so, has anyone ever laughed during sex?

Often, yes, and for different reasons. Why?

Nono, I like when girls smell nice.

But there is something as too much.

Yeah. It's just hard to know what you think that level is without an easy way to measure or communicate it.

 

[Baroquemantic]

No lie, I LOOVE the smell of a put out candle

Yeah, I quite like that smell too. Not enough to want a candle that smells like a candle though, haha.

 

[marrec]

hey so, has anyone ever laughed during sex?

Probably dozens of times.

I've always said that if you can't have a laugh while having sex then you're probably doing it wrong.

 

[FloatOn]

Often, yes, and for different reasons. Why?

I experienced this for the first time last night and it was awkward-ish

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Wait. You people are having sex? Are any of you married!?

 

[Silphonica]

hey so, has anyone ever laughed during sex?

Fell off the bed once.

Yeah. It's just hard to know what you think that level is without an easy way to measure or communicate it.

If it makes my eyes water, and chokes me. That is too much.

That might seem ridiculous, but its more common than you think.

 

[liliththepale]

I experienced this for the first time last night and it was awkward-ish

Her laughing? You laughing? Her laughing at you? Both laughing together?

 

[AcridMeat]

If you told me that seriously I would probably believe you.

Silph seems like the Andrew WK type, but more subdued.

I saw Andrew WK last year. He put on a pizza party/dj set. It was one of the wildest nights ever. At one point there were ~30 people on stage, about 12-15 of which were furries.

hey so, has anyone ever laughed during sex?

Yes, is that odd? Doesn't seem that odd.

Wait unless she laughed before the actual sex. Like it was your first time together and she laughed at your nakedness, that would feel terrible.

 

[Jobbs]

It's normal . people who like each other will share a laugh any time

 

[Sai-kun]

laughing during sex is good imo. it's fun, and laughing is a sign of having fun so...?

 

[trab pu kcip]

I experienced this for the first time last night and it was awkward-ish

at least you had sex.

Spoiler

:<

no seriously, it depends on the reason. like making fun of someone is a no go. but idk, funny stuff can happen. it's okay.

 

[Senator Soufflé]

hey so, has anyone ever laughed during sex?

While intoxicated yes.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Fell off the bed once.

I went to sit a girl on top of a washing machine in the basement at a party and missed the washer and dropped her and she smashed her head on a wooden beam. I made sure she was OK and we had a good laugh but it kind of killed the mood.

 

[marrec]

I experienced this for the first time last night and it was awkward-ish

What prompted the laugh?

I mean, in discrete as possible terms.

Cause mostly when I laugh or she laughs or we both laugh it's a good thing.

 

[Jobbs]

at least you had sex.

Spoiler

:<

no seriously, it depends on the reason. like making fun of someone is a no go. but idk, funny stuff can happen. it's okay.

There can be funny noises every now and theb

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Wait. You people are having sex? Are any of you married!?

No and no

...:c