Realpic Gaf |OT| January 2016 edition [Shocking revelation post #11890]

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She's pretty out there. I didn't even meet her on tinder or okcupid or any of those sites, though. I met where when I was a moderator/convention assistant for BioWare. She started sending me private messages all the time a little while back and then saying it would be okay with her if we dated. I stupidly thought it was a joke (I realize in retrospect there's no way to frame this in which it appears like a joke, but she has a certain... style... that caught me off-guard and led me to believe that at the time).

She talked to me on the phone a couple of times and said it'd be super-great if we met someday but she was teaching overseas at the time so I was like "haha, well, you're so far away and I'm not going to Japan anytime soon." Yes, I made grievous errors every step of the way here. I guess I should have been like "ehhh." But way back in the day (mid-late teens) I was on some roleplaying site (...I know, I know) where I met a lot of people online who ended up talking to me a lot on the phone and stuff (including the woman who would one day be the former Mrs. JeffZero) so I'm really too casual about this crap, I guess.

So I was still talking to her and then she kept sending me twitter direct messages recently (who even uses those?) and was like "HELLO! KISS!" but then she'd be like "in Japan kissing is not the same! I'm learning a lot here! KISS!" and I don't know, I'm pretty sure she was making things up left and right. And then I wouldn't respond for a few hours and she'd be like "HELLOOOO?"

And I'd be like "hey" or "sup" and she'd be all "HEY JEFF! GLOMP! KISS!" and you know I'm all over here like "who even says glomp in 2016" but I let it slide, let it sliiiide, because I'm just that dense, and then I accept her facebook friend request and all of a sudden late last night she spams me an essay's worth of messages about how she's always, always had such strong feelings for me and it's like "whoa there lady, I've just about never had a conversation with you" and I told her "that's odd, how so?" and now she's breaking down and saying she isn't sure about America because I'm cold.

I am cold, it's cold outside.

I am pretty sure she is crazy however.
lol wtf. she sounds creepy in a very childish way. what does GLOMP even mean? :o
definitely delete & block her cuz she sounds like she would just keep on spamming otherwise.

How does okcupid compare with tinder?

it has crazy people too. trust me.
 
also how crazy? you need to illustrate. did you meet on tinder? :D

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She's pretty out there. I didn't even meet her on tinder or okcupid or any of those sites, though. I met where when I was a moderator/convention assistant for BioWare. She started sending me private messages all the time a little while back and then saying it would be okay with her if we dated. I stupidly thought it was a joke (I realize in retrospect there's no way to frame this in which it appears like a joke, but she has a certain... style... that caught me off-guard and led me to believe that at the time).

She talked to me on the phone a couple of times and said it'd be super-great if we met someday but she was teaching overseas at the time so I was like "haha, well, you're so far away and I'm not going to Japan anytime soon." Yes, I made grievous errors every step of the way here. I guess I should have been like "ehhh." But way back in the day (mid-late teens) I was on some roleplaying site (...I know, I know) where I met a lot of people online who ended up talking to me a lot on the phone and stuff (including the woman who would one day be the former Mrs. JeffZero) so I'm really too casual about this crap, I guess.

So I was still talking to her and then she kept sending me twitter direct messages recently (who even uses those?) and was like "HELLO! KISS!" but then she'd be like "in Japan kissing is not the same! I'm learning a lot here! KISS!" and I don't know, I'm pretty sure she was making things up left and right. And then I wouldn't respond for a few hours and she'd be like "HELLOOOO?"

And I'd be like "hey" or "sup" and she'd be all "HEY JEFF! GLOMP! KISS!" and you know I'm all over here like "who even says glomp in 2016" but I let it slide, let it sliiiide, because I'm just that dense, and then I accept her facebook friend request and all of a sudden late last night she spams me an essay's worth of messages about how she's always, always had such strong feelings for me and it's like "whoa there lady, I've just about never had a conversation with you" and I told her "that's odd, how so?" and now she's breaking down and saying she isn't sure about America because I'm cold.

I am cold, it's cold outside.

I am pretty sure she is crazy however.

She needs help.

Is she actually from Japan or posing as some fake kawaii cutesy character?

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"Maybe if you think about going to Falconry school you too will be imagined as such a majestic creature."

Work with me on the narrative here.
 
"Maybe if you think about going to Falconry school you too will be imagined as such a majestic creature."

Work with me on the narrative here.

It's only your perspective that outlines me so majestically, I never imagined you thought about me so much <3 even after all our differences.
 
If you guys want some more juicy drama, it'll probably happen sooner than later. See, I'm a 35-year old gay male who has never had sex (mostly due to health issues). But I worry that if it doesn't happen very, very soon, it never will so I'm downloading Grindr. STAY TUNED.
 
If you guys want some more juicy drama, it'll probably happen sooner than later. See, I'm a 35-year old gay male who has never had sex (mostly due to health issues). But I worry that if it doesn't happen very, very soon, it never will so I'm downloading Grindr. STAY TUNED.

good luck, but stay safe dude.
 
If you guys want some more juicy drama, it'll probably happen sooner than later. See, I'm a 35-year old gay male who has never had sex (mostly due to health issues). But I worry that if it doesn't happen very, very soon, it never will so I'm downloading Grindr. STAY TUNED.

Have fun!
 
If you guys want some more juicy drama, it'll probably happen sooner than later. See, I'm a 35-year old gay male who has never had sex (mostly due to health issues). But I worry that if it doesn't happen very, very soon, it never will so I'm downloading Grindr. STAY TUNED.

i have met a surprising amount of pretty decent guys on grindr. it's definitely tailored around hooking up, but it's easy to just chat/meet guys from what i remember. i haven't used it in years so i dunno how much it's changed. the devs were pretty bad at updating shit/fixing shit haha
 
So I just got back to work from the Dentist (cleanings are so nice) and it was awkward because she'd forgotten that me and ex had split up. We had been going to this same dentist for 6 years before we split and we're still going but now we just go separately and I KNOW I told the hygienist that we'd split but here she was asking "Hows [my ex] doing? Did you guys have a good Christmas? Are y'all going to have any more kids?"

And all I could do was answer like we were still together because I didn't want to bring down the mood by being like 'sorry to remind you, but me and her split up 7 months ago'.

It was awkward and basically was exactly what I wanted to avoid with this Dentist. I love them, but I gotta find a way to gently remind her before too long.

You're worse than Trump

GLOMP! :3
 
we should rename this thread wacky dating adventures...&GLOMP!


So I just got back to work from the Dentist (cleanings are so nice) and it was awkward because she'd forgotten that me and ex had split up. We had been going to this same dentist for 6 years before we split and we're still going but now we just go separately and I KNOW I told the hygienist that we'd split but here she was asking "Hows [my ex] doing? Did you guys have a good Christmas? Are y'all going to have any more kids?"

And all I could do was answer like we were still together because I didn't want to bring down the mood by being like 'sorry to remind you, but me and her split up 7 months ago'.

It was awkward and basically was exactly what I wanted to avoid with this Dentist. I love them, but I gotta find a way to gently remind her before too long.



GLOMP! :3
just get it over with quickly next time she brings it up. just say something like "actually we're not together anymore"..the shorter you keep it the more she'll get the feeling you don't wanna talk about it.

oooorr what Silph said. but idk, if you've been going there for six years and she talks about your kids and stuff...might be a weird way to hit it off
 
i saw Tindr stories. i got one my cousin told me.

She went on a date with a guy, and they go to his apartment. As they exit the elevator, the man asks her:

"Guess which apartment is mine"

"The one with the red star?" she asks.
"Correct"

Honestly that alone should have been a red flag, but anyway, she enters the apartment and is blindsided by what she saw.

Communist Propaganda, 3 Statues of Lenin, red everywhere

i believe her reaction was along the lines of holy shit and what the fuck.
 
"How are you two doing?"

"We actually broke up"

"Oh yes thats right, silly me, you told me that. Let me make it up to you"

"Sure"

"Ok just lay back and relax"
 
I'm still just really confused as to how anyone here could know the girl in question; she doesn't talk to anyone online except me, near as I can tell!

(Okay, class actually begins now)
 
i have met a surprising amount of pretty decent guys on grindr. it's definitely tailored around hooking up, but it's easy to just chat/meet guys from what i remember. i haven't used it in years so i dunno how much it's changed. the devs were pretty bad at updating shit/fixing shit haha

You have any advice? I'm super nervous.
 
i saw Tindr stories. i got one my cousin told me.

She went on a date with a guy, and they go to his apartment. As they exit the elevator, the man asks her:

"Guess which apartment is mine"

"The one with the red star?" she asks.
"Correct"

Honestly that alone should have been a red flag, but anyway, she enters the apartment and is blindsided by what she saw.

Communist Propaganda, 3 Statues of Lenin, red everywhere

i believe her reaction was along the lines of holy shit and what the fuck.
lol sounds like a seinfeld episode.
I'm still just really confused as to how anyone here could know the girl in question; she doesn't talk to anyone online except me, near as I can tell!

(Okay, class actually begins now)

it's blamespace. he was probably shitting you. unless you have him as a fb friend, in which case he actually could have stalked the information out of you
 
oooorr what Silph said. but idk, if you've been going there for six years and she talks about your kids and stuff...might be a weird way to hit it off

Imagine you were attracted to someone for a long period of time who had a partner and kids, someone youve known for a long time and have some kind of connection with, he tells you that him and his partner have split. The kids aren't important, in my eyes, Ive dated women who has kids. How would you go about trying to initiate interest after all of that? I think women would try to avoid being direct about it, so and this is just my opinion, but she would hope some quirky conversation where being single is the main subject matter could get the ball rolling slowly. And imo, nothing starts a quirkly funny convo about being silly enough to forget he was single, after being told about it and still servicing both him and his ex, secretly hoping he would draw parallels.

I dunno, seems plausible to me.
 
"How are you two doing?"

"We actually broke up"

"Oh yes thats right, silly me, you told me that. Let me make it up to you"

"Sure"

"Ok just lay back and relax"

Just because that sort of thing happens to you at the dentist doesn't mean we re all so lucky, Mr stud
 
You have any advice? I'm super nervous.

ahhhh don't be! it's pretty chill! just don't send messages to people that are one word. i remember getting stuff like 'hi' and 'hello' and i just...never responded to stuff like that. at least stuff like 'hi, how're you doing today' or 'how's your day going' gives someone a little more incentive to answer. also if they have any conversation starters on their profile, it doesn't hurt to bring that up either.

don't overthink it! it's just chatting online :)

I'm still just really confused as to how anyone here could know the girl in question; she doesn't talk to anyone online except me, near as I can tell!

(Okay, class actually begins now)

it may have been a joke

or blame space has grown even more powerful than we thought
 
How is that a signal?

I'm so bad at that stuff.

One time I went out of a date with a girl accidentally. Didn't even know it was a date until she tried to kiss me at the end of the night and I was like "woah wtf are you doing?"
 
How is that a signal?

I'm so bad at that stuff.

One time I went out of a date with a girl accidentally. Didn't even know it was a date until she tried to kiss me at the end of the night and I was like "woah wtf are you doing?"

Lol

You poor thing
 
Imagine you were attracted to someone for a long period of time who had a partner and kids, someone youve known for a long time and have some kind of connection with, he tells you that him and his partner have split. The kids aren't important, in my eyes, Ive dated women who has kids. How would you go about trying to initiate interest after all of that? I think women would try to avoid being direct about it, so and this is just my opinion, but she would hope some quirky conversation where being single is the main subject matter could get the ball rolling slowly. And imo, nothing starts a quirkly funny convo about being silly enough to forget he was single, after being told about it and still servicing both him and his ex, secretly hoping he would draw parallels.

I dunno, seems plausible to me.

not saying you're wrong but I'd probably start with a concerned "so how are you doing?" to get the conversation starting without any short cuts. but maybe that's the weird way to do it, what you said could definitely make sense in some cases. marrec needs to specify if she's potential dating material or like..80 though. or if she's married herself.
 
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