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[BlueTsunami]

Just be thankful he didn't post the poop-sock

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

rip jonathan blow. he was #1

 

[kamineko]

What a curious turn of events! Is it piss or isn't it?

Spoiler

It's obviously piss

 

[VariantX]

I'd at least hope he was willing to stop to drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[BenHargrove]

rip jonathan blow. he was #1

oh christ lmfao

 

[injurai]

rip jonathan blow. he was #1

#myleg

 

[Karak]

LOL. Now I understand the tweet I read "Go piss you stupid bitch!" Lol.
Gaming brings out the awesome.

 

[Breads]

He should have bought one of these, my good man.

http://i.imgur.com/o2ANYsu.jpg

o qua tan zin wan

 

[SlasherJPC]

Someone needs to shit in a bag next.

 

[Nirolak]

I kind of assumed it was a joke to help promote the game in a viral fashion.

 

[ultrazilla]

O.k. Jon. You *probably* are the smartest guy when you walk into a room full of people.

But here in NeoGAF, when you come up in here, we've got some intelligent folks who'd throw down with you and your intellectual intricacies.

Basically what I'm trying to say is: you're a lazy bastard and pissed in a bottle when you could have gotten up and walked 4 feet to the bathroom around the corner.

Can't wait for the game, cheers!

 

[blame space]

love how everyone here is acting like they don't have a pissjug right next to their computer

 

[injurai]

So hold up - you think she's being 'pissy' for disagreeing with what is at best, someone spotlighting some poor health choices or, at worst, a rather tasteless marketing stunt?

Or it's a joke and a bit of fun. Acting like Blow is throwing away his brand for it, then casting judgement? I think I'd file that under the "no fun allowed" image I posted earlier. Also there may have been a pun in there.

 

[SRTtoZ]

 

[Mass Effect]

rip jonathan blow. he was #1

 

[BlueTsunami]

Ive peed in an empty 1L vodka bottle... More than once...

Time for a GAF confessions

 

[Maiden Voyage]

love how everyone here is acting like they don't have a pissjug right next to their computer

blame space
Super Member with nice chair, nice beard, nice wall hooks, broken TV, clean phone, and a yellow pissjug.

 

[Fried Food]

I genuinely don't know if Jon intended for/antpissitated all this to happen or not.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Brian Crecente, miss that guy

 

[ramoisdead]

Someone needs to shit in a bag next.

Arkham Knight Season Pass already crossed that finish line.

 

[Karak]

Oh jezuz. Best post so far. #DEAD

 

[braves01]

Ive peed in an empty 1L vodka bottle... More than once...

Time for a GAF confessions

I can relate to this post

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

 

[Tagyhag]

That's fucking gross man.

Like, to the point I won't be able to get that imagine out of my head while I play The Witness.

Thanks Jonathan.

 

[marrec]

Ive peed in an empty 1L vodka bottle... More than once...

Time for a GAF confessions

Straight up pee'd into ziploc bags before. They hold the pee well.

Though, I did it on a job where peeing anywhere BUT into a plastic bag would have probably set something on fire.

 

[SmartBase]

The Shia LaBeoulf of videogames.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

That's fucking gross man.

Like, to the point I won't be able to get that imagine out of my head while I play The Witness.

Thanks Jonathan.

You will need to reference the image to a beat puzzle where you need to fill three bottles to the same line with urine while only pouring twice

 

[Spaghetti]

When crunch has gotten so intense you use a piss bottle,

Spoiler

ur in trouble

.

 

[Rhaknar]

Give me? You mean sell me?

 

[Maedhros]

Is this part of a puzzle?

Nah, it's only line puzzles.

Must be a clever ruse or a new dank meme.

 

[NullPointer]

Now show us the poopsock.

Man I just love that this is finally coming out. Will wait a short while after release for some basic real world impressions, but I'm in.

 

[bon]

TMI Jonathan.

 

[Karak]

TMI Jonathan.

Technically its TMJ

 

[-Horizon-]

This is getting weird <.<

 

[domlolz]

So hold up - you think she's being 'pissy' for disagreeing with what is at best, someone spotlighting some poor health choices or, at worst, a rather tasteless marketing stunt?

its a joke and that is pretty pissy to get annoyed at a stupid joke

 

[ramoisdead]

Is this part of a puzzle?

Nah, it's only line puzzles.

Must be a clever ruse or a new dank meme.

Pissing in a straight line is one puzzle that gives me relief when solved.

 

[Shin-Ra]

The breaking wave sound effects should be immensely immersive, having been tested thoroughly.

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

Somehow this is acceptable, but when Crytek released some fact sheet or sent out a tweet saying something like "crunch time", there was a lot of shit about publishers overworking developers and keeping them from their families and it being so unhealthy and such.

So which is it?

Which is it? Really?

Blow is his own boss. How can you not see that this "contradiction" isn't one?

 

[Dicktatorship]

Is the Jonathan Blow we know a real person or an elaborate performance art project?

 

[SouSouRocket]

Man who knew so many people would take up arms for piss jokes

 

[Memento]

This makes zero sense...

But I guess... marketing gonna marketing.

 

[Outrun]

"Jesus had days like this...."

 

[brooklyniteOne]

Maybe he lives in Flynt Michigan and its just water.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Maybe it's Red Bull.

 

[LordofPwn]

Maybe it's Red Bull.

Maybe it's maybeline?

 

[BlueTsunami]

You know, really looking at it, I think it's a misdirect.

I'm certain we're actually looking at the reservoir for a 'funnel and tube' collection system.

The room was so sweltering during crunch he set an inverted umbrella above him that caught his vapors, funneling it to this cup. So we're actually seeing sweat. Sweet, sweet, sweat.

 

[Family Fry]

If you look really closely into the bottle, you can actually see the witness island inside it.

 

[inpHilltr8r]

It's probably not piss. That it looks like piss is probably why he tweeted it though.

 

[On Demand]

Based on this piss color chart, I'd say he's at a normal level of hydration but should drink water soon.

Mine is mostly the first 3. What, water is bad for you now?

 

[goldsoundz]

Way of the road.