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[JadedWriter]

eh-jack-uh-lit?

Do you brings the ruckus to the ladies?

 

[How About No]

Don't think I've ever had one

Sexually-themed dreams, yes...

Dry-humped my mattress in a horny rampage, yes...

Still would rather deal with that than wetting the bed

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which my last case may have been more recent than I'd like to admit

 

[Fantastical]

Yeah dude, nothing beats waking up in the middle of the night to find your sheets and stomach covered in your own jism. It's a magical surprise.

It was worth it for the sensation. The dream felt very realistic.

 

[Nose Master]

Are wet dreams really such a rite of passage for puberty? I'm well past that age, and I've never had one. I always kinda thought of them as "emergency release" valves for not fappin enough, though. Poison gon' get out, whether you want it to or not.

 

[vikki]

Never happened to me. I never really get to have sex in my dreams. I come close, but never really get to it. I think it's my brain's way of letting me know that I'm dreaming and the sex would feel like my penis rubbing a mattress.

 

[FelixOrion]

I miss Log4Girlz's will tag

 

[The Flash]

You are now a part of the tribe

 

[RionaaM]

Lucky you OP, last night I had a nightmare where I was about to donate blood. Scared the shit out of me, needles are the worst thing ever.

 

[quesalupa]

I fell asleep in class one time and had a wet dream in it. It wasn't even at the end of the day.

 

[HappyBivouac]

It's not just a puberty thing. This honestly happens to just about everyone who goes a long time without release. I have a hard time believing that nofap people aren't at least semi-regularly having sex or ending up having wet dreams.

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I had one a few weeks ago and I'm 28. I haven't had sex in almost 2 months. In case anyone wanted to know.

 

[entremet]

It's not just a puberty thing. This honestly happens to just about everyone who goes a long time without release. I have a hard time believing that nofap people aren't at least semi-regularly having sex or ending up having wet dreams.

They are.

It's a biological fail safe since older sperm cells aren't as motile and thus fail at their biological function.

 

[Übermatik]

Fucking lol. How old are you OP?

Still would rather deal with that than wetting the bed

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which my last case may have been more recent than I'd like to admit

 

[loudbill]

Never had one before

 

[Puruzi]

I've had several naughty dreams, but I never nutted in my sleep

sounds hilarious

 

[Piston Hyundai]

one time I had a dream where I was pissing on a fence, and sure enough

 

[BakedPigeon]

I have only fapped once this year and haven't had any vag since I broke up with my ex at the end of the year. So I believe I have cracked the code based on what you guys are telling me about no sex being the culprit.

 

[……forgetit]

Freedy Kreuger handjobs?

Hey man, that shit would suck

 

[MayMay]

me too

 

[blame space]

damn that owns

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Damn people will make a thread about anything these days.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

shit, same happened to me like a year or two ago and it was very concurrent. i felt i had a second puberty period.

 

[Trouble]

Mazel tov! You are now a man.

 

[Ayumi]

I thought "wet dreams" means someone peed themselves in their sleep?

 

[TAJ]

I have never had a wet dream in my life. I'm 30.

I've never had one and I'm 40. I've been spanking it regularly since I was 9, though.

 

[ThisGuy]

the next time it happens, danny devito will be there

he will keep sucking until you are dead

Omg hahahahahahahaha

 

[Ranvier]

OP, has it been a while since you masturbated? Its been shown that men who stop or lower their masturbating frequency have a chance of having wet dreams, no matter the age. This is because if you have a period (usually years) where you are masturbating and then suddenly stop; your testes have to adjust their sperm manufacturing rate. Usually there is an overproduction and your body has to release it. I believe this is also the cause of wet dreams during puberty. The gonads trying to find a balance of sperm production. If you completely stop masturbating its not that the nuts stop producing sperm. Its that after a few wet dreams they will find a balance between sperm death/re-absorption and production.

 

[daveo42]

You missed some good years then.

I think he lucked out tbh. Nothing worse than waking up from a sex dream to find out you were just boning your boxers and you now have sticky situation that needs immediate attention.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I had one in my 20s. The dream was me rimming a hot girl. Then.....sploosh.

 

[vern]

yes

wet dreams are completely normal. Usually happens when you don't masturbate enough

Don't have sex enough you mean ?

 

[BFIB]

Nutted but he still dreamin.

 

[zer0blivion]

Don't have sex enough you mean ?

As a wise person once said, "release is release."

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Got a visit from the Ol Pancake man I see.

 

[vern]

As a wise person once said, "release is release."

Yeah. But why immediately head down the masturbation road? Dude is 29 ... Should be getting his end in somewhere.

 

[zeemumu]

Just woke up and you...

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Got a visit from the Ol Pancake man I see.

I like pancakes.

 

[Magwik]

Cause it's Gaf, people think we need to know everything.

It's not like Toa tells the world about his Kuvira shrine that may smell like sour bleach

Well this is certainly the last thing I was expecting from this thread

 

[Zombine]

I had the same kind of dream when the Wii came out. I played Twilight Princess for so long I was having wild dreams.

 

[devonodev]

Haha no. Why would they teach this?

I thought "wet dreams" means someone peed themselves in their sleep?

This is why.

 

[Mediking]

Yeah, this has happened to me before... Whenever I haven't

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jerked

it usually happens. I haven't

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jerked

in quite a good while so it's prolly gonna happen to me in my sleep as well. Can't wait for the dreams with me and a sexy woman! Lol

 

[Mediking]

OP, has it been a while since you masturbated? Its been shown that men who stop or lower their masturbating frequency have a chance of having wet dreams, no matter the age. This is because if you have a period (usually years) where you are masturbating and then suddenly stop; your testes have to adjust their sperm manufacturing rate. Usually there is an overproduction and your body has to release it. I believe this is also the cause of wet dreams during puberty. The gonads trying to find a balance of sperm production. If you completely stop masturbating its not that the nuts stop producing sperm. Its that after a few wet dreams they will find a balance between sperm death/re-absorption and production.

Yup and this applies to me as well. Thanks for explaining.

 

[Ibuki]

Is a succubus supposed to steal your soul or something? I know a lot of people are joking about it, but what would be bad about a sex demon...

 

[neurosyphilis]

I've never had a wet dream in my life. Sounds splendid though.

 

[blame space]

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jerked

 

[AnathemicOne]

I guess you can say OP... JIBUN WO'D

....

I'll show myself out.

 

[Angry Grimace]

What is wrong with GAFfers? Medical emergency and first thing report it to GAF. Go. To. The. Doctor.

 

[neurosyphilis]

OP, has it been a while since you masturbated? Its been shown that men who stop or lower their masturbating frequency have a chance of having wet dreams, no matter the age. This is because if you have a period (usually years) where you are masturbating and then suddenly stop; your testes have to adjust their sperm manufacturing rate. Usually there is an overproduction and your body has to release it. I believe this is also the cause of wet dreams during puberty. The gonads trying to find a balance of sperm production. If you completely stop masturbating its not that the nuts stop producing sperm. Its that after a few wet dreams they will find a balance between sperm death/re-absorption and production.

No wonder I've never had one then.

 

[KevinCow]

I've never had a wet dream. Any time things start to get sexy in one of my dreams, my brain says, "Oh, right, that wouldn't ever really happen, this must be a dream then," and I wake up. Like my brain is perfectly fine with any of the other insane bullshit I might dream about, but the concept of me getting laid is just too much.

 

[Syphon Filter]

OP, has it been a while since you masturbated? Its been shown that men who stop or lower their masturbating frequency have a chance of having wet dreams, no matter the age. This is because if you have a period (usually years) where you are masturbating and then suddenly stop; your testes have to adjust their sperm manufacturing rate. Usually there is an overproduction and your body has to release it. I believe this is also the cause of wet dreams during puberty. The gonads trying to find a balance of sperm production. If you completely stop masturbating its not that the nuts stop producing sperm. Its that after a few wet dreams they will find a balance between sperm death/re-absorption and production.

So if you stop for a long enough time and let the wet dreams happen for a while will things readjust and it stops happening?

 

[Astral Dog]

Thats Nice?

 

[How About No]

What is wrong with GAFfers? Medical emergency and first thing report it to GAF. Go. To. The. Doctor.

Yes? 911? I just woke up from a dream and now I can't remove my boxers. Yes it's me again. They'll need to bring the jaws of life.