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hangout conversation just now with my niece, who is 10

my nieces have very advanced senses of humor for their ages.

her: sup
me: yo playa
me: you coming over tomorrow?
her: i think so
her: gonna cap kailey
me: don't cap her. no capping
her: ok fine
her: for now
 
step step step step

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I like a lot of Taylor's hit songs but not all of them, and most of the rest of the tracks on her albums bore me. So I basically never mind when a song of hers is played or featured somewhere, but I wouldn't opt to listen to it on my own.


On another note, I went on a long walk last night for the first time in a little bit and my legs so sore right now. I'm probably not going to get out of bed until my stomach starts making weird noises.
 
On another note, I went on a long walk last night for the first time in a little bit and my legs so sore right now. I'm probably not going to get out of bed until my stomach starts making weird noises.
Long walks at night are amazing, but I haven't been on one for months. I really should, and take advantage of the countryside around me. The only thing better than long walks at night are long walks at night in the rain. Seriously, just give me a coat/hoodie and my iPod, and I'm good to go. I could walk for hours and not even notice where abouts I am.
 
Long walks at night are amazing, but I haven't been on one for months. I really should, and take advantage of the countryside around me. The only thing better than long walks at night are long walks at night in the rain. Seriously, just give me a coat/hoodie and my iPod, and I'm good to go. I could walk for hours and not even notice where abouts I am.

Last time I did that I got sick. It doesn't really rain heavily or frequently enough here to make investments in rain gear worthwhile, and I don't pay attention to the weather forecast (most of the time it's just going to say sunny or close to) so it caught me by surprise. That's actually part of why I hadn't been out in a little while.

It's funny because on a clear warm night like last night there were at least three dudes who pulled up in their car next to me and asked if I wanted a ride (NO!) but on the night it rained there was no help to be found at all from random strangers.

I might try to dig up a raincoat and umbrella in case it rains again, but I think that season has already passed for us.


I get scurred alone on foot at night.

What are you afraid of? Getting lost? Wildlife? That Ohio serial killer that's still on the loose?


Taylor Swift is a fake and a satanist
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That really doesn't lessen her appeal.
 
I have literally no idea what the appeal of the game or character Bayonetta is. People have different tastes. Let's not fling shit at people and just be friends.

I don't get Bayonetta either (the game, not the person). I get grumbles every time I talk about that. I think it's tacky and not particularly fun
 
Can we switch places? Pretty please?

(is it a bad ballet or just a normal ballet so you think it's bad?)

Yeah, that's the question I have. Is it a bad performance or do you simply not enjoy ballet?

(I'm not a fan, personally. I'd rather go see an opera, if looking for artsy entertainment.)
 
Yeah, that's the question I have. Is it a bad performance or do you simply not enjoy ballet?

(I'm not a fan, personally. I'd rather go see an opera, if looking for artsy entertainment.)

I get the impression that he's implying that it's a bad ballet. :/
 
I've never been at a ballet, but I do love me some musicals or theater. Given the play is a good one, of course.
 
I have literally no idea what the appeal of the game or character Bayonetta is. People have different tastes. Let's not fling shit at people and just be friends.

I don't get Bayonetta either (the game, not the person). I get grumbles every time I talk about that. I think it's tacky and not particularly fun

That's fine but my taste is what matters in the end /jk
 
It's funny because on a clear warm night like last night there were at least three dudes who pulled up in their car next to me and asked if I wanted a ride (NO!) but on the night it rained there was no help to be found at all from random strangers.

This is creepy as hell. I thought that sort of thing only happened in movies.
 
I liked Black Swan, but I doubt people grow weird ass wings in actual ballets
No but there is lots of lesbian sex! (I'm kidding, I've never had sex with another female dancer and I don't know any who have)

Yeah, there's really no dressing up ballet. Costumes and such sure, but ultimately people are always there for the dance, so if that doesn't appeal to you then it can't really be painted over into something you'll like.


What are you doing sober at ballet
He has a pregnant wife.


This is creepy as hell. I thought that sort of thing only happened in movies.

No, it's scarily normal. And they'll ask four or five times just in case you ignoring them is actually you didn't hear them.
 
Nope.

And sometimes they follow you when they say no. It's lovely.

I don't like being out alone at night and this doesn't even happen to me


Edit ONE time a group of women pulled over and talked to me in an objectifying way years ago but it wasn't night time. I was putting a sign together and they said "yeaaH drill it baby"
 
Yeah, there's really no dressing up ballet. Costumes and such sure, but ultimately people are always there for the dance, so if that doesn't appeal to you then it can't really be painted over into something you'll like.

I've been studying the complete works of Tchaikovsky and I eventually made it to his first ballet, Swan Lake. That's when I figured out that without the dancing, the music isn't really enough by itself. Well-written, sure (and certainly better than what a lesser composer could have come up with) but It's just a bunch of various dance forms. After the fifteenth waltz and pas de deux, I was done.

(And I still have a certain amount of bitterness towards dancers as the dance department was above the music department at my college and whenever they worked, our entire floor shook.)
 
It's funny because on a clear warm night like last night there were at least three dudes who pulled up in their car next to me and asked if I wanted a ride (NO!) but on the night it rained there was no help to be found at all from random strangers.
That's because they were either,

1. Currently crashing
2. Stuck in traffic from accidents
3. Stayed home to avoid 1 & 2
 
No, it's scarily normal. And they'll ask four or five times just in case you ignoring them is actually you didn't hear them.

Nope.

And sometimes they follow you when they say no. It's lovely.

What the fuck. Something I've never been exposed to before. Can't understand the thought process of, "Oh she said no, I should probably ask five more times to make sure." It does make me understand more when woman say they carry a stun gun or pepper spray to feel safe.

The other night I was out with a girl from my university that I met on Tinder. During conversation I asked her if she has had any weirdos or anything through online dating (I'm always curious what the experiences are like from the other side). She said, "Sometimes, but nothing too crazy. I actually sent your picture to my friend though just in case you were a serial killer." She said it jokingly, and I didn't think much of it, but it still was weird.

She was super into Dexter though.
 
That's because they were either,

1. Currently crashing
2. Stuck in traffic from accidents
3. Stayed home to avoid 1 & 2

haha, especially since Californians don't know how to drive in the rain. Also who wants to be out doing stuff late at night when it's raining?


I've been studying the complete works of Tchaikovsky and I eventually made it to his first ballet, Swan Lake. That's when I figured out that without the dancing, the music isn't really enough by itself. Well-written, sure (and certainly better than what a lesser composer could have come up with) but It's just a bunch of various dance forms. After the fifteenth waltz and pas de deux, I was done.

(And I still have a certain amount of bitterness towards dancers as the dance department was above the music department at my college and whenever they worked, our entire floor shook.)

Huh, I've never seen a dance department above ground. I can see how that would be a problem.

For what it's worth, dance would be a lot less without music too, so we're really grateful for all the composers and players out there!


What the fuck. Something I've never been exposed to before. Can't understand the thought process of, "Oh she said no, I should probably ask five more times to make sure." It does make me understand more when woman say they carry a stun gun or pepper spray to feel safe.

Yeah, it doesn't make any sense, and you would think they'd take a hint since I can't imagine it ever working on anyone. Maybe it does... or maybe they're being told that it works by someone or something... or I don't know.
 
What the fuck. Something I've never been exposed to before. Can't understand the thought process of, "Oh she said no, I should probably ask five more times to make sure." It does make me understand more when woman say they carry a stun gun or pepper spray to feel safe.
I don't think most guys catcall or do these things in the hopes of actually having a woman respond positively. I imagine it's not a one time thing for them, and so they honestly can't be surprised that most (if not all) women reject them when they use such tactics.
 
Huh, I've never seen a dance department above ground. I can see how that would be a problem.

For what it's worth, dance would be a lot less without music too, so we're really grateful for all the composers and players out there!

Oh god, are you a dancer? I feel so bad right now. :| I was mostly being facetious. The music and dance departments only rarely interacted directly, which I think was a shame as there could have been more collaboration in general. The shaking of the floor was more a running joke in the department. I mean, there was nothing anyone could do about it so we just kinda grinned and endured it.
 
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense, and you would think they'd take a hint since I can't imagine it ever working on anyone. Maybe it does... or maybe they're being told that it works by someone or something... or I don't know.

I don't think most guys catcall or do these things in the hopes of actually having a woman respond positively. I imagine it's not a one time thing for them, and so they honestly can't be surprised that most (if not all) women reject them when they use such tactics.

Only thing I can't think of is they get off on freaking woman out. Which is kinda fucked.
 
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