Fakepic February 2016 |OT| Fake Harder

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"ad experience" oh wow, thats going to be a word, isn't it
 
I miss Perfect Hair Forever and 12 oz Mouse rn.

There were so much of those shows that define my sense of humor back in the mid aughts. Just surreal, weird and completely non sensical half an hour a stream of life giving consciousness that should have never been greenlighted in the first spot.

MF Doom being in a hole with a bunch of the characters in PFH whilst a cat-hot dog bun war raging on, talking about his cravings for lobster is something I'll always remember.
 
Don't keep us waiting Jobbs, which experience do you prefer?

I turned it off. I just won't watch larry wilmore right now.

I find the ads on hulu to be experience breaking. Once I got the ad free option I started using Hulu a lot. I can't do it with ads.
 
From Can to Can't - Corey Taylor, Rick Nielsen, Scott Reeder and Dave Grohl.

Never asked myself what it would sound like if these people collaborated but this was pretty cool.

I should probably watch Sound City....
 
So I panicked and forgot to ask for a sleep clinic referral at the doctor

I did get prescribed some sleeping pills though (10, so just a short term "maybe this'll get you into a normal pattern")

I imagine what'll happen is I'll snap back as soon as I stop taking them, at which point I'll go back and be like "YO, sleep clinic me". Maybe.

Oh well I'll get some decent sleep at least *thumbs up*
 
Well that problem with svg is back. if anyone can fix it heres what I'm doing
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awful day today
Managed to scratch a lens on my glasses. It is small, but I can spot it. And those are my only glasses, without them I do not see anything and cannot wear soft contacts anymore. Thankfully I have an appointment for new contact type on Friday and I will ask for measurment results get reserve glasses

I find Hooters really creepy

And that slogan is a bit off
 
Yeah, does it have awful side effects or something?
Depends. I'm on the 25mg and for the first week or so they do knock you about a bit. They kick in about half-hour after taking. You'll feel drained and your eyelids will feel heavy. When you wake up, your mouth will feel dry, you'll have no appetite and a huge thirst. You may struggle to keep food down for the first few days. You do adjust to it, though.
 
can't say i've ever been to one. can't say i ever will

I know a girl who worked at one briefly. Actually she never made it past training.

I'm sorta of two minds about this stuff -- hooters, strippers, whatever. I think women should be able to do what they want. I guess I find the whole atmosphere and concept creepy, though. It's along the same lines as webcam girls. I don't think less of them [the girls] for doing it, but I find the whole thing "icky". Just not my bag.

Beyond all that, I don't understand who wants to mix eating with getting erections. I've never in my life wanted to mix the two. "Hey, Jim. Let's go stare at girls' breasts, get erections together, and eat chicken wings." What? This is a facet of our society I've just never been immersed in, but apparently for some it's a thing.
 
I've been to Hooters a few times. Both times were fairly weird. The first time it was me and a buddy just there to see what it was about. The second time I was there with a group of dudes and it was kinda fun.


I don't find it creepy, but it can be fairly pathetic.
 
I know a girl who worked at one briefly. Actually she never made it past training.

I'm sorta of two minds about this stuff -- hooters, strippers, whatever. I think women should be able to do what they want. I guess I find the whole atmosphere and concept creepy, though. Desperate. Desperate and creepy. It's along the same lines as webcam girls. I don't think less of them for doing it, but I find the whole thing "icky". Just not my bag.

Beyond all that, I don't understand who wants to mix eating with getting erections. I've never in my life wanted to mix the two.

I actually find the idea of strip clubs and camsites less creepy. they're way more straight forward about what they do. (keep in mind i said idea. they end up being seedy for other reasons)

its up there with cheerleaders and lingere football for things where they're doing a normal job where they just have to shoehorn in the other stuff
 
Yeah I find that sniper one a lot more creepy.

I do like boobs a lot though...it might be that.

I'm more into midriffs and clavicles. And elbows. The head is another good part. I like when they have half their head shaved real short so you can see what their hair looks like, but you can also see their head. That way when you're making out you can either run you hand through the hair or just run it over their head-stubble.

Life's too short to just be into boobs.

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I can't lie that when I was single I wanted to go to one of those bikini barista coffee places. Only when I was single though. Not now that I'm happily married.
 
I actually find the idea of strip clubs and camsites less creepy. they're way more straight forward about what they do. (keep in mind i said idea. they end up being seedy for other reasons)

its up there with cheerleaders and lingere football for things where they're doing a normal job where they just have to shoehorn in the other stuff

I understand the idea that the waitresses know what they signed on for and agree to play the role, and I respect their right to do that, but I guess what bothers me is the fantasy everyone's willfully engaging in. The fantasy that hot girls in revealing attire are sort of subservient to you because you're a man. That they like you no matter how gross you are or even how piggish and assholish you behave. I get that they're willing participants, but it's a fantasy I find gross.

And yeah the same thing could be said for webcam girls and strippers, but I guess you have a point that it's slightly less creepy because it's completely to the point. I'm still not a big fan though.
 
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