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[DrM]

I can't lie that when I was single I wanted to go to one of those bikini barista coffee places. Only when I was single though. Not now that I'm happily married.

You can still go

 

[Halcyon]

You can still go

HOW DARE YOU SIR. I AM HAPPILY MARRIED AND I LOVE MY WIFE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON FOR ME. ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE INVISIBLE.

 

[Misha]

I understand the idea that the waitresses know what they signed on for and agree to play the role, and I respect their right to do that, but I guess what bothers me is the fantasy everyone's willfully engaging in. The fantasy that hot girls in revealing attire are sort of subservient to you because you're a man. That they like you no matter how gross you are or even how piggish and assholish you behave. I get that they're willing participants, but it's a fantasy I find gross.

And yeah the same thing could be said for webcam girls and strippers, but I guess you have a point that it's slightly less creepy because it's completely to the point. I'm still not a big fan though.

Hooters reminds me of those old EVONY ads.

I don't know why I decided to say this but it just popped into my head

 

[Transhuman]

My snapchat is broken and won't let me take pictures, it just stays black screen no matter if I reinstall it or clear data or kill baby goats

 

[Jobbs]

HOW DARE YOU SIR. I AM HAPPILY MARRIED AND I LOVE MY WIFE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON FOR ME. ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE INVISIBLE.

If a girlfriend asks me what I think about how some other girl looks my impulse is to say "disgusting. the thought of other women makes me physically ill. we'll have to assign a rating based on just how ill she makes me."

 

[DrM]

HOW DARE YOU SIR. I AM HAPPILY MARRIED AND I LOVE MY WIFE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON FOR ME. ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE INVISIBLE.

Ah, the seed of doubt is already planted

Spoiler

j/k

 

[Vazra]

Thirst is real.

Very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[You Know Nothing]

If a girlfriend asks me what I think about how some other girl looks my impulse is to say "disgusting. the thought of other women makes me physically ill. we'll have to assign a rating based on just how ill she makes me."

My impulse is to refrain complimenting others too much if I know the boyfriend in question has self-esteem issues.

(Although, I'm usually that boyfriend in question. But I'm not as bad as I used to be.)

 

[marrec]

HOW DARE YOU SIR. I AM HAPPILY MARRIED AND I LOVE MY WIFE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON FOR ME. ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE INVISIBLE.

What if they made the best coffee in the world. Like, not even close to second best, like so far above second best that drinking second best coffee tastes like ashes and the pain of loss in your mouth.

 

[Symphonia]

This is why Snapchat was invented.

Thirst is real.

He loves my penis. I have the DMs to prove it.

This post has been approved by Bayonetta.

 

[Halcyon]

Simple solution.

 

[Vazra]

He loves my penis. I have the DMs to prove it.

This post has been approved by Bayonetta.

Why would I deny it? I'm actually waiting for more pics. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Ceallach]

Hooter is lame. I like Tilted Kilt though. I'm not like into girls, but I appreciate a beautiful woman and enjoy having them around.

 

[Jobbs]

Hooter is lame. I like Tilted Kilt though. I'm not like into girls, but I appreciate a beautiful woman and enjoy having them around.

What's the real difference?

 

[Granadier]

You all ever meet someone, however brief, that just sticks in your head and doesn't leave?

 

[Ceallach]

Tilted Kilt encourages all body types and body expression as opposed to like that weird 80s prom fashion of Hooters

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Depends. I'm on the 25mg and for the first week or so they do knock you about a bit. They kick in about half-hour after taking. You'll feel drained and your eyelids will feel heavy. When you wake up, your mouth will feel dry, you'll have no appetite and a huge thirst. You may struggle to keep food down for the first few days. You do adjust to it, though.

Oh god D:

 

[Jobbs]

You all ever meet someone, however brief, that just sticks in your head and doesn't leave?

Yes, come to think of it.

Last year I talked briefly to a cute girl at the UPS store and I kept thinking about her for days.

 

[Vazra]

You all ever meet someone, however brief, that just sticks in your head and doesn't leave?

I tend to have that effect on people.

 

[Transhuman]

Tilted Kilt encourages all body types and body expression as opposed to like that weird 80s prom fashion of Hooters

I like my restaurants to have an avant guard, 1990's psychological thriller aspect to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_Peaks_(restaurant_chain)

Spoiler

false advertising

 

[marrec]

Hooter is lame. I like Tilted Kilt though. I'm not like into girls, but I appreciate a beautiful woman and enjoy having them around.

I accidentally ate at a Tilted Kilt one time on a business trip. Had no idea what it was about but I thought "hey, that sounds good!"

Only later did I get the pun of the name.

 

[Misha]

If a girlfriend asks me what I think about how some other girl looks my impulse is to say "disgusting. the thought of other women makes me physically ill. we'll have to assign a rating based on just how ill she makes me."

thats boring. people are allowed to find multiple people attractive. more fun to discuss it imo

I accidentally ate at a Tilted Kilt one time on a business trip. Had no idea what it was about but I thought "hey, that sounds good!"

Only later did I get the pun of the name.

theres a pun?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I like my restaurants to have an avant guard, 1990's psychological thriller aspect to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_P...staurant_chain)

Spoiler

false advertising

I was expecting Damn Good Coffee™

Not accentuated breasts.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Oh god D:

It's not so bad. A bit of grogginess and nausea in the morning. Short lasting.

Hypnotics like this are fat soluble so be sure to take on an empty stomach. And be ready for bed as soon as you take it.

I've taken Lunesta, which is almost the same drug, just only the active molecule present.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclopyrrolones

 

[Transhuman]

I was expecting Damn Good Coffee™

Not accentuated breasts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZUmAbi0Vm4

 

[Granadier]

Yes, come to think of it.

Last year I talked briefly to a cute girl at the UPS store and I kept thinking about her for days.

Glad I'm not the only one. I met this girl a few weeks ago. We only got together a few times then things broke off. She expressed that wasn't looking for a relationship and I respected that, but I can't get her out of my damn head. Even after going out and being with other women.

I tend to have that effect on people.

Why don't you return my calls bby.

 

[marrec]

theres a pun?

Ya, the Kilt is tilted because he (the anonymous wearer of the kilt) has a boner.

 

[Vazra]

Why don't you return my calls bby.

If I received them I would answer them bae. I would also send you pictures and vids on Snapchat and WhatsApp cause I know how to entertain a man. I'll be your Baeyonetta bby. (My body is literally coveredin hair lol)

 

[You Know Nothing]

but I can't get her out of my damn head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfr9bhSmfXc

 

[Jobbs]

Glad I'm not the only one. I met this girl a few weeks ago. We only got together a few times then things broke off. She expressed that wasn't looking for a relationship and I respected that, but I can't get her out of my damn head. Even after going out and being with other women.



Why don't you return my calls bby.

Maybe part of that is insecurity. Like a voice in your head saying she only ain't looking because I ain't what she wants .

 

[Halcyon]

I was caught up bad on some girl I worked with a long time ago. She kept me in the friend zone. It was very sad.

I cringe when I think about the texts and late night drunk calls.

 

[Misha]

Ya, the Kilt is tilted because he (the anonymous wearer of the kilt) has a boner.

I don't think pun is the right term for that?

at least i haven't heard it that way

 

[marrec]

I don't think pun is the right term for that?

at least i haven't heard it that way

Probably, I misuse the english language with wild abandon.

 

[You Know Nothing]

(My body is literally coveredin hair lol)

Posts reminding me of songs today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Probably, I misuse the english language with wild abandon.

You missed a prime joke opportunity here

I'm disappointed in you

 

[Misha]

I was caught up bad on some girl I worked with a long time ago. She kept me in the friend zone. It was very sad.

I cringe when I think about the texts and late night drunk calls.

I've been on the other end of that a few times. its somewhat uncomfortable though generally harmless

Probably, I misuse the english language with wild abandon.

I'm just glad I wasn't missing something

 

[Transhuman]

How do you tell if a girl like likes you, or if they just like you as a customer who eats Portuguese-Mozambique food?

 

[Jobbs]

thats boring. people are allowed to find multiple people attractive. more fun to discuss it imo

bahahahahaha there it is.

and yeah it's mostly a joke.

How do you tell if a girl like likes you, or if they just like you as a customer who eats Portuguese-Mozambique food?

If she likes you, her heartrate will go up between 2 and 5 beats and her ears might turn slightly orange

 

[marrec]

You missed a prime joke opportunity here

I'm disappointed in you

Where? WHERE?!

 

[Halcyon]

How do you tell if a girl like likes you, or if they just like you as a customer who eats Portuguese-Mozambique food?

Ask her out, then when she rejects you, never eat there again from embarrassment.

 

[Granadier]

If I received them I would answer them bae. I would also send you pictures and vids on Snapchat and WhatsApp cause I know how to entertain a man. I'll be your Baeyonetta bby. (My body is literally coveredin hair lol)

That's my fetish.

Maybe part of that is insecurity. Like a voice in your head saying she only ain't looking because I ain't what she wants .

Could be, but I think it's more likely from her just being super attractive to me, mentally and physically. Like there's certain qualities that I am crazy about and she hit damn near all of them.

I just need to move on and get over it.

 

[Transhuman]

Ask her out, then when she rejects you, never eat there again from embarrassment.

Should I ask whether I can ask her out?

 

[Halcyon]

Should I ask whether I can ask her out?

If you have to ask, then you've already asked about asking.

 

[Jobbs]

Should I ask whether I can ask her out?

If you have to ask, then you've already asked about asking.

I'm not telling you not to not ask her out, but I'm also not saying you shouldn't not ask her not to go out with you.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm not telling you not to not ask her out, but I'm also not saying you shouldn't not ask her not to go out with you.

I'm not agreeing but agreeing to not disagree.

 

[marrec]

It's simple Transhuman, just ask her out to see No Exit. That way by the end of the play she won't know if she ever actually went out with you in the first place.

 

[FloatOn]

How do you tell if a girl like likes you, or if they just like you as a customer who eats Portuguese-Mozambique food?

I want to know this as well

also I finished that show LOVE last night.... so so great.

I want to have that kind of happenstance happen in my life. Though, falling in love with an addict seems kind of stressful.

 

[Jobbs]

Hey gurl, do you wanna date me ? Yes = Smile. No = Backflip

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Where? WHERE?!

You were talking about misusing English with wild abandon but not misusing English! It's right there!

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

thats boring. people are allowed to find multiple people attractive. more fun to discuss it imo

Yup! Jealousy is for the birds.

How do you tell if a girl like likes you, or if they just like you as a customer who eats Portuguese-Mozambique food?

Bring her pizza.