Fakepic February 2016 |OT| Fake Harder

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Acceptance is a thing. You'll probably feel some anxiety about your age as you get into your late 20s (if not sooner) but at some point -- For me it was about when I turned 30 -- You realize it doesn't really matter and you don't give a shit. I was still the same person after turning 30. My world didn't turn umop apisdn. It's a very gradual march toward disintegration, not a sudden one, and we're all different. Many of us in our 30s -- depending on genetics and lifestyle -- Won't look "old" yet, but even if we do, who gives a shit?

Speaking for myself, I'm healthier, look better, feel better, and feel better about myself than I ever did when I was 22. I'm reasonably sure I could kick 22 year old me's ass. I'm also proud of the wisdom and maturity I've gained since then. That's also a thing.
 
Take whatever drug or sign whatever deal with Satan that Gwen Stefani did

she's fucking 46

Yo. She has crazy good genes and an expert makeup team. My mom looks pretty good for her age (49), but not Gwen Stefani good. Still, health and skin care regimen has improved a fair amount in the last couple decades, so there's probably hope. (this is of course assuming that that isn't offset by whatever damage technology, hibernation and environmental changes cause).



I haven't sung that song even once since my last birthday, and I sang the fuck out of it unironically last year. :P
 
Yo. She has crazy good genes and an expert makeup team. My mom looks pretty good for her age (49), but not Gwen Stefani good. Still, health and skin care regimen has improved a fair amount in the last couple decades, so there's probably hope. (this is of course assuming that that isn't offset by whatever damage technology, hibernation and environmental changes cause).

Let's face it, she's probably had some work done, but so what? Why NOT have it done, if that's what you want?

You don't have to worry about this for a while, especially if you keep healthy.
 
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Let's face it, she's probably had some work done, but so what? Why NOT have it done, if that's what you want?

You don't have to worry about this for a while, especially if you keep healthy.

Yeah, I know. And I really only worry about it when I'm overthinking things, so I generally try to ignore the passing of time.
 
If it's one thing I've learned about Dans in the last month, it's that you never want to call them Dan the Man.

The one thing I've learned - today, actually.. specifically, just now - is that his name is Dan.

edit: misread your post, but whatever
 
I don't particularly care that his name is Dan, it's just something i learned whether I wanted to or not.

Actually, didn't he reveal that during the period when we were all revealing our names, back in January? WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION, SIR?
 
Actually, didn't he reveal that during the period when we were all revealing our names, back in January? WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION, SIR?

I totally missed this. Or forgot this. Do you guys know my real name? I don't think so.

Aslo: Happy B-day FUME5
 
I totally missed this. Or forgot this. Do you guys know my real name? I don't think so.

Oh, NOW I remember what happened. You guys were playing "Guess my name" which is hte most fucking stupid idea for a game ever, since it's just random guessing and there are billions of names, so I just checked out and didn't pay attention.
 
Thanks, but please, skip the salutations and just get drunk or something.

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Wasn't that, just this thread had hit the tipping point where enough people knew my name from social media and shit it didn't make sense to censor it like I normally would, which is out of etiquette I guess.
 
SHIT

FUCK

I've had a SQL script running for the 2 days

I come in this morning

"Couldn't allocate room for the table"

FUUUUUCK

This is the second time this has happened as well

*weeps*
 
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