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He likes it when I make a little tent for him out of the curtains so he can be alone with the window.

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I was divorced, going through a bankruptcy, and living with my grandmother. Being attractive and having a medium to medium-large penis only get you so far if you're looking for true love, and not just having/wanting large quantities of casual sex with as many 20-25 year old women as possible in the back seat of your car or maybe at their apartment.

Damnit.
 
I was divorced, going through a bankruptcy, and living with my grandmother. Being attractive and having a medium to medium-large penis only get you so far if you're looking for true love, and not just having/wanting large quantities of casual sex with as many 20-25 year old women as possible in the back seat of your car or maybe at their apartment.

Online dating has had such a weird evolution in my lifetime. It went from this odd nerdy kind of thing that was reserved for desperate loners to this super main-stream way to meet people and form real relationships.

Your example isn't one we'd have seen in 2002 ya know?
 
Its true. I tried for months and was like "fuck this" and erased my account.

Haha, I know that feeling :D Same with Tinder and all that crap. Not worth the investment :/
you guys must have written some terrible messages there or something. did you start off with a dick pic right away? o.o
He likes it when I make a little tent for him out of the curtains so he can be alone with the window.

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b'aw :3

also the singer of texas is the reason and iron chic are playing on the same day in my area. what do I do? do I just kill myself?
 
I was divorced, going through a bankruptcy, and living with my grandmother. Being attractive and having a medium to medium-large penis only get you so far if you're looking for true love, and not just having/wanting large quantities of casual sex with as many 20-25 year old women as possible in the back seat of your car or maybe at their apartment.

as a divorced person with kidney failure this is encouraging
 
Like DrM said though keep an eye on your rearview cause not everyone wants to wait forever for the D.

I once ended empty handed. Somebody passed me, because I was too passive...

And for last four months, no luck on any online dating sites. Tinder is total mess around here, because I live near Austria/Italy border and you get very national mixed results even with limited distance checked. But before I dive into any serious relationship, I need to sort this mess of life that I am living right now.
 
Online dating has had such a weird evolution in my lifetime. It went from this odd nerdy kind of thing that was reserved for desperate loners to this super main-stream way to meet people and form real relationships.

Your example isn't one we'd have seen in 2002 ya know?

I was still a virgin in 2002, and I tried yahoo personals to the shame of my friends and struck out violently back then.

It had a very weird stigma. "We met in an AOL chatroom for Cats" was like as pathetic as I could think back then.


as a divorced person with kidney failure this is encouraging

I think I was in a good age range for online dating. Women seemed to be generally fairly accepting of my life experiences and I think as long as you can put together a few sentences you're already ahead.
 
That would really come across more arrogant than confident imo, but she seems to dig it so what do I know, but do you keep it short on purpose to make her more interested or what's the point here?
I've always been short in my messages. There's a few people from here who I message regularly and they'll tell you exactly the same. It's not meant to be [overly] arrogant, but I can see how it comes across that way.
 
Dating's easy. Just put "famous successful game developer" in your profile and 75% of the time it works every time.

JK I know it's not always easy

also the singer of texas is the reason and iron chic are playing on the same day in my area. what do I do? do I just kill myself?

Yes, but I'll sympathy kill myself so you don't have to be the only one <3
 
I've used "Titanic. Shit, that's a terrible icebreaker." before with success. The girl and I didn't work out in the end though after meeting.
 
you guys must have written some terrible messages there or something. did you start off with a dick pic right away? o.o

Not even. I'd actually read the profiles and comment about things I liked about what they had wrote in it. I even had this pic in it.

Maybe it looked like I was trying to hard or something lol.
 
I screwd it up with a girl way above my league who was into me, so I'm just trying to get over that.

Max was never into you, Warren.

She was always into Chloe.

Not even. I'd actually read the profiles and comment about things I liked about what they had wrote in it. I even had this pic in my profile.

Maybe it looked like I was trying to hard or something lol.

Yeah, that's an awful picture which would explain it.
 
Why? Lots of women are super into that.

uh-oh. well that explains it. I never answered dudes with pics like that.

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If you're buff as fuck, keep it a mystery. Anyone can tell through a shirt of whatever other clothing that you're ripped. No need to throw it out before the first date.

edit: Hope my message didn't come across as an insult.
 
It's a mixed bag. If you throw up a shirtless picture, women DO look quite a bit. I could get lots of attention if I did something similar, but it wasn't very quality attention.


My wife initiated our conversation on PoF because she was setting up a ton of dates and she said I looked confident and kinda douchey but she was tired of going on dates with really insecure dudes.

Her sister saw my picture and said something like "awe, don't go on a date with another one of those types". She said I was completely not how she was expecting when we first met.
 
also the singer of texas is the reason and iron chic are playing on the same day in my area. what do I do? do I just kill myself?

Oh god that sucks

I guess you're more likely to see Iron Chic again? So Klahn? That's what I feel like I'd do, but then I might also think "BUT IRON CHIC" and go to that. Is there any way you can do both?
 
Well i'll keep that in mind incase I ever find myself single again.

not that it looks bad or anything I hope you didn't misunderstand. but in an online profile it just seems kinda needy & douchy. also just like...only looking for sex (maybe you actually were but if you weren't then that pic's a weird signal to send)
but if you wrote really nice messages they should've noticed you're not like that...in my personal experience the pic always matched the impression tho, so women are kinda used to it I guess.
 
Nah, I was just looking for sex. :p

I had friends that did something similar with success, so I followed their example.

But like I said its not like that was my main profile pic. I had lots of nice ones of me out in nature and stuff, some at parties. That was just stuffed in there with the hopes that someone would want to fuck me.
 
Oh god that sucks

I guess you're more likely to see Iron Chic again? So Klahn? That's what I feel like I'd do, but then I might also think "BUT IRON CHIC" and go to that. Is there any way you can do both?
I knew you would feel my pain.
not really :( it's two different cities. but yeah..I also saw Iron Chic already once...but it was so awesome I wanna go again... rcrhbetjklgvfpdovkdfv *trab's broken*
 
Nah, I was just looking for sex. :p

I had friends that did something similar with success, so I followed their example.

But like I said its not like that was my main profile pic. I had lots of nice ones of me out in nature and stuff, some at parties. That was just stuffed in there with the hopes that someone would want to fuck me.
Remember my inbox is as open as my legs. XOXO
 
I hated OkCupid. All that match percentage stuff based off of questions that I was kinda willing to compromise over.

We're perfect for each other but since you don't want anal, our match is 45%.


I mean I could compromise on the anal Cupid. Give me a chance.
 
I hated OkCupid. All that match percentage stuff based off of questions that I was kinda willing to compromise over.

We're perfect for each other but since you don't want anal, our match is 45%.


I mean I could compromise on the anal Cupid. Give me a chance.

I don't like all the match math stuff. Having some common interests is nice but it's very very very hard to break down attraction and compatibility into a science beyond just the basic stuff.
 
I mean, it's called Ok Cupid which should set your expectations. It's not Great Cupid or Best Cupid just "Ok" Cupid.

"We're ok at setting people up, don't get too excited though"
 
I have this issue where my one shoulder is bigger than the other when I flex. I think it was from all the years I spent wearing a messengers bag during high school.

freaking #trapgate

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