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[trab pu kcip]

I mean, it's called Ok Cupid which should set your expectations. It's not Great Cupid or Best Cupid just "Ok" Cupid.

"We're ok at setting people up, don't get too excited though"

they actually should be called Suckass Cupid >.<

 

[Vazra]

Done with my part of the lawn and now I proceed to drink a bit more.

 

[Misha]

never tried online dating

 

[Jobbs]

they actually should be called Suckass Cupid >.<

Bad experiences? Not good matches?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Um yeah

 

[You Know Nothing]

they actually should be called Suckass Cupid >.<

Maybe they should rebrand as Lowered Expectations.

 

[marrec]

Bad experiences? Not good matches?

She didn't check the "I like dates at Saunas" box so nobody matched up

 

[Halcyon]

I have this issue where my one shoulder is bigger than the other when I flex. I think it was from all the years I spent wearing a messengers bag during high school.

Have you attempted to even it out. I don't think it would take that long.

 

[Jobbs]

She didn't check the "I like dates at Saunas" box so nobody matched up

sauna thing is soooo 2016 dude

 

[marrec]

Damnit, the callback was a gamble and it didn't pay off

 

[SystemBug]

Have you attempted to even it out. I don't think it would take that long.

Been trying to. But it's strange. It's not like the bigger side is actually that much stronger than the smaller one. it just has more padding lmao

 

[trab pu kcip]

Done with my part of the lawn and now I proceed to drink a bit more.

noice!

Bad experiences? Not good matches?

I got witcher ex bf from there if anyone remembers. bad choice.
also apart from that I only talked to crazies.

 

[Symphonia]

She replied.

"Case in point. Haha. You got me hooked!"

 

[Jobbs]

I got witcher ex bf from there if anyone remembers. bad choice.
also apart from that I only talked to crazies.

Aw!

Didja try checking the "no crazies" box? I think it must be on there!

Have any crazies gotten past the online chat phase?

She replied.

"Case in point. Haha. You got me hooked!"

check your D drive

 

[Vazra]

I was in an long distance relationship (online) with a gaffer for 3 years. It was fine and even after the breakup we stayed as friends so it's not all bad really.

 

[Halcyon]

She replied.

"Case in point. Haha. You got me hooked!"

Set up a date now. Set up a date now. Meet for a coffee.

 

[liliththepale]

TB, it sounds like she wants you to flat out tell her you're taking her on a date. Assume she's interested in going out with you (because she is), and just ask when she's free for X.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

She replied.

"Case in point. Haha. You got me hooked!"

Congrats on the sex.

 

[SystemBug]

Congrats on the sex.

DON'T JINX IT!

 

[Jobbs]

100% guaranteed sex

 

[trab pu kcip]

She replied.

"Case in point. Haha. You got me hooked!"

well she's very forward. may be good or bad depending on what you're looking for.

Aw!

Didja try checking the "no crazies" box? I think it must be on there!

Have any crazies gotten past the online chat phase?



check your D drive

actually since I answered all test questions I took brutally honest I think I was the one who came across kinda crazy (at least concerning matching stats). it's mean, only because nobody admits their dirty minds I looked like a pervert.

hmm apart from bitcherhitcher...only one. but that was not a date, we just happened to go to the same show. he was a super annoying-kinda creepy texter and also seemed overly weird IRL.

 

[Granadier]

My experience with OKC has always been terrible. Same group of people for over a year.
Either they are normal and ice cold, or not my type and thirstier than a New Yorker in the Sahara.

Only have had one solid conversation experience with a girl from there, and she flaked before the first date.

TB, it sounds like she wants you to flat out tell her you're taking her on a date. Assume she's interested in going out with you (because she is), and just ask when she's free for X.

This. Just make sure you have an out in case she is crazier about more things than your dick.

 

[marrec]

100% guaranteed sex

Ghost boy jinxed it for TB.

Well he said he was looking for a friend anyway.

 

[Jobbs]

Ghost boy jinxed it for TB.

Well he said he was looking for a friend anyway.

100% guaranteed close friend for life

actually since I answered all test questions I took brutally honest I think I was the one who came across kinda crazy (at least concerning matching stats). it's mean, only because nobody admits their dirty minds I looked like a pervert.

hmm apart from bitcherhitcher...only one. but that was not a date, we just happened to go to the same show. he was a super annoying-kinda creepy texter and also seemed overly weird IRL.

yeah dating sucks.. I'm sure it'll work out though patience and all that

 

[Halcyon]

100% stolen organs.

 

[Jobbs]

I think we're going to watch Blue Ruin tonight.

Anyone seen this?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I think we're going to watch Blue Ruin tonight.

Yes.
It's a slow burn.

 

[You Know Nothing]

"Too hot for ugly people and too ugly for hot people." - someone on the internet at some point

 

[Jobbs]

Yes.
It's a slow burn.

I tolerated The Homesman quite handily, so I think I'm good at slow burns.

 

[trab pu kcip]

100% guaranteed close friend for life



yeah dating sucks.. I'm sure it'll work out though patience and all that

I don't even wanna date. I just wanna wear someone's bigass sweater that smells like washing agent again ;_;

 

[marrec]

I don't even wanna date. I just wanna wear someone's bigass sweater that smells like washing agent again ;_;

I wonder if there's an online service for this...

 

[Jobbs]

I don't even wanna date. I just wanna wear someone's bigass sweater that smells like washing agent again ;_;

Aye I know what you mean.. Err I could never wear any of my girlfriend's clothes (totally never tried..) but I know what you mean.

Here's an adorable baby kitty

I wonder if there's an online service for this...

You mean a sweater swapping service?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I don't even wanna date. I just wanna wear someone's bigass sweater that smells like washing agent again ;_;

IF YOU WANT TO DESTROOOY MY SWEATEEEER
PULL THIS THREAD AS I WALK AWAAAAAAY

Not really relevant but you just made me think of it and it's a rad song

 

[Halcyon]

Dating sucks. It's like constantly going to job interviews where the person occasionally puts their mouth on your taint.


I don't miss it one bit.

 

[You Know Nothing]

IF YOU WANT TO DESTROOOY MY SWEATEEEER
PULL THIS THREAD AS I WALK AWAAAAAAY

Not really relevant but you just made me think of it and it's a rad song

Only the best Weezer song.

 

[Granadier]

At Target I can get these fuzzy blankets for $15 on sale. I put em around my apartment and my cat is in love with them.

 

[Jobbs]

At Target I can get these fuzzy blankets for $15 on sale. I put em around my apartment and my cat is in love with them.

aggghhh wook at him he thinks he's with his mommy!!

I baby talk my cats like crazy but I hide it from other humans unless they're in the very close trust circle

 

[Risgroo]

I want a kitty so bad AAAAAAAAAAH

(((

 

[Symphonia]

Set up a date now. Set up a date now. Meet for a coffee.

TB, it sounds like she wants you to flat out tell her you're taking her on a date. Assume she's interested in going out with you (because she is), and just ask when she's free for X.

Congrats on the sex.

100% guaranteed sex

 

[Misha]

aggghhh wook at him he thinks he's with his mommy!!

I baby talk my cats like crazy but I hide it from other humans unless they're in the very close trust circle

glad to know we're all in your very close trust circle

 

[You Know Nothing]

My cats like kneading me sometimes and it's fun and games until a claw pierces something.

 

[Jobbs]

glad to know we're all in your very close trust circle

I meant doing it out loud for real, which I won't show you unless and until you're in the circle. It's pretty silly.

My cats like kneading me sometimes and it's fun and games until a claw pierces something.

Mel (one of my cats) is very clingy and wants to sit on laps all the time and she loves to get me in the nuts with the kneading stuff. Have to keep adjusting her away.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

My cat bites my nose in my sleep and I wake up suddenly and it darts away. Fucking asshole.

 

[Halcyon]

I like this guy's hair.

 

[Misha]

I meant doing it out loud for real, which I won't show you unless and until you're in the circle. It's pretty silly.



Mel (one of my cats) is very clingy and wants to sit on laps all the time and she loves to get me in the nuts with the kneading stuff. Have to keep adjusting her away.

now I feel let down. snatched away from me just like that

 

[Jobbs]

now I feel let down. snatched away from me just like that

When I was dating my ex girlfriend -- after dating for a while -- we were hanging out and I suddenly realized I was baby talking the cat in front of her. She just stared for a bit then laughed. I guess that's when you know I like you.

She then revealed she also baby talks animals, so it was open season on the cats after that.

 

[Vazra]

I want this.

 

[Misha]

When I was dating my ex girlfriend -- after dating for a while -- we were hanging out and I suddenly realized I was baby talking the cat in front of her. She just stared for a bit then laughed. I guess that's when you know I like you.

She then revealed she also baby talks animals, so it was open season on the cats after that.

I think baby talk is condescending. cats deserve better than that!

 

[Halcyon]

 

[Jobbs]

I think baby talk is condescending. cats deserve better than that!

That's the stuff... Mmmm basking in your disagreeableness

bullshit

Dogs are stinky and needy

I do like dogs though. But.. Yes