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Done with my part of the lawn and now I proceed to drink a bit more.
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I was in an long distance relationship (online) with a gaffer for 3 years. It was fine and even after the breakup we stayed as friends so it's not all bad really.
 
TB, it sounds like she wants you to flat out tell her you're taking her on a date. Assume she's interested in going out with you (because she is), and just ask when she's free for X.
 
She replied.

"Case in point. Haha. You got me hooked!"
well she's very forward. may be good or bad depending on what you're looking for.
Aw!

Didja try checking the "no crazies" box? I think it must be on there!

Have any crazies gotten past the online chat phase?



check your D drive

actually since I answered all test questions I took brutally honest I think I was the one who came across kinda crazy (at least concerning matching stats). it's mean, only because nobody admits their dirty minds I looked like a pervert.

hmm apart from bitcherhitcher...only one. but that was not a date, we just happened to go to the same show. he was a super annoying-kinda creepy texter and also seemed overly weird IRL.
 
My experience with OKC has always been terrible. Same group of people for over a year.
Either they are normal and ice cold, or not my type and thirstier than a New Yorker in the Sahara.

Only have had one solid conversation experience with a girl from there, and she flaked before the first date.

TB, it sounds like she wants you to flat out tell her you're taking her on a date. Assume she's interested in going out with you (because she is), and just ask when she's free for X.

This. Just make sure you have an out in case she is crazier about more things than your dick.
 
Ghost boy jinxed it for TB. :(

Well he said he was looking for a friend anyway.

100% guaranteed close friend for life

actually since I answered all test questions I took brutally honest I think I was the one who came across kinda crazy (at least concerning matching stats). it's mean, only because nobody admits their dirty minds I looked like a pervert.

hmm apart from bitcherhitcher...only one. but that was not a date, we just happened to go to the same show. he was a super annoying-kinda creepy texter and also seemed overly weird IRL.

yeah dating sucks.. I'm sure it'll work out though ;) patience and all that
 
Dating sucks. It's like constantly going to job interviews where the person occasionally puts their mouth on your taint.


I don't miss it one bit.
 
At Target I can get these fuzzy blankets for $15 on sale. I put em around my apartment and my cat is in love with them.

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At Target I can get these fuzzy blankets for $15 on sale. I put em around my apartment and my cat is in love with them.

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aggghhh wook at him he thinks he's with his mommy!!

I baby talk my cats like crazy but I hide it from other humans unless they're in the very close trust circle
 
glad to know we're all in your very close trust circle :)

I meant doing it out loud for real, which I won't show you unless and until you're in the circle. It's pretty silly.

My cats like kneading me sometimes and it's fun and games until a claw pierces something.

Mel (one of my cats) is very clingy and wants to sit on laps all the time and she loves to get me in the nuts with the kneading stuff. Have to keep adjusting her away.
 
I meant doing it out loud for real, which I won't show you unless and until you're in the circle. It's pretty silly.



Mel (one of my cats) is very clingy and wants to sit on laps all the time and she loves to get me in the nuts with the kneading stuff. Have to keep adjusting her away.

now I feel let down. snatched away from me just like that
 
now I feel let down. snatched away from me just like that

When I was dating my ex girlfriend -- after dating for a while -- we were hanging out and I suddenly realized I was baby talking the cat in front of her. She just stared for a bit then laughed. I guess that's when you know I like you.

She then revealed she also baby talks animals, so it was open season on the cats after that.
 
When I was dating my ex girlfriend -- after dating for a while -- we were hanging out and I suddenly realized I was baby talking the cat in front of her. She just stared for a bit then laughed. I guess that's when you know I like you.

She then revealed she also baby talks animals, so it was open season on the cats after that.

I think baby talk is condescending. cats deserve better than that!
 
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