6-Month-Old Baby Beats Story Mode in SFV

Maligna

Banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTdQ7Xx4Q34&app=desktop

I'm not really sure what there is to discuss about this... Maybe something to be said about the quality of AI in the game.
But I just thought it was interesting and it'd be fun to share with you all.

The end is a real nail biter.

EDIT: No, this video is not fake. The headbutt special move doesn't require the joystick. The baby is holding the button, then when he lets go the move comes out.
http://www.eventhubs.com/moves/sf5/birdie/move/special-moves/ex-bull-horn/
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(Thanks to Donkey Show for pic)
 
The story mode is just terrible. I mean, ignoring what you think of the art in the storyboards or the length. The fights are just stacked in your favour, full meters, one round, the actual worst AI in a fighting game. It's almost like Capcom didn't even want there to be fights but thought about how short the stories were and decided they might as well put something in to force load times and extend the length of the mode.
 
Hmm. I don't get how this baby can do Birdie's QCF+PP motion without actually touching the stick (at 1:01).

Edit : nevermind, as Maligna said its the EX Headbutt. Or Bull Horn or whatever.
 
I believe that's the EX version of Birdie's headbutt special, which just requires you to hold two buttons for a moment. No joystick required.

No way. I will only accept telekinesis as an answer.
Thought that might be the case, but I didn't know for sure.
 
I'm sure people will now argue that this game basically "beats itself" like the Mario Party levels where pushing no buttons means you will win as the AI will suicide.

The reality is that we should be finding this infant sponsors.
 
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My first thought. I played too much MK in the past.

That baby is going places in life already. Just you wait.

edit: changed to a not so big image
 
Hmm. I don't get how this baby can do Birdie's QCF+PP motion without actually touching the stick (at 1:01).

Edit : nevermind, as Maligna said its the EX Headbutt.

It's the special where you hold a button.

Edit: Ah, I see you've since read that. Nevermind this useless comment. :P
 
I think it's fair to say that The Baby is on performance enhancement drugs. There's clearly an empty Oxycontin bottle on the desk. How else would you explain The Baby going HAM on the AI?


Edit
lmao at the shot in the description
Yoo ahahaha yesss.
 
I don't think this is any sort of indictment of the game. I think it is very cute. I'm sure you could Google, "Child/baby beats X game." and find plenty of videos.

Still very cute.
 
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