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Did you like Man of Steel?
Do you like Zack Snyder movies?
If the answer to either is yes, you'll be fine.
The answer to both is kinda. I am just going to eat a pot gummy worm beforehand and watch it stoned. I will enjoy it!
Did you like Man of Steel?
Do you like Zack Snyder movies?
If the answer to either is yes, you'll be fine.
Is that from Saga?
Is that from Saga?
Don't get me wrong, I like a dark story too, but Superman in MoS and from what I've seen and heard, in BvS should be a little lighter than what he is.
100% agreed on the movies being badly done though, I mean Green Lantern had humour but damn that movie was bad and so for most DC movies have gone for a dark serious tone, and there is way more bad than good at the moment. It just seems WB can't nail this dark style, so maybe a change of direction is needed, or at least get some better directors than Zack Snyder.
Since it's the in thing, I made one too...
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Ok, ok, let's not fight here for no reason..,, it might only produce 38% intetestI could list Superman homages all day, plus Gladiator is more based on Superboy
How about Superman vs Mxyzptlk? It could save the trilogy.
Make Mxyzptlk the new Bane.
How people can still put hope in Snyder I'll never know. Dude hasn't made anything worthwhile in over a decade.
DerZuhälter;199039508 said:Intermission right now. It's bad so far. The editing is all over the place. Baleman was a surgeon compared to Batfleck.
Cavill has been extremely incompetent and unlikable. Michael Cera is ridiculous in his portrayl of Luthor. Something between hammy 60s villain and .com CEO.
Jeremy Irons is solid though.
Movie was worth it for this...
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I loved the Avengers when I was a kid lolCan't beat the avengers
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DerZuhälter;199039508 said:Intermission right now. It's bad so far. The editing is all over the place. Baleman was a surgeon compared to Batfleck.
Cavill has been extremely incompetent and unlikable. Michael Cera is ridiculous in his portrayl of Luthor. Something between hammy 60s villain and .com CEO.
Jeremy Irons is solid though.
Wait, BvS has an intermission? WTF?
I noticed Blue Marvel's been getting a push lately. Leading the Ultimates, just replaced Superman on that one Sufjan Stevens album cover, etc. It's not as hamfisted as the ones they're giving to the Inhumans and Carol Danvers, but I can tell they've got some big plans for him in the future.A well done Blue Marvel might kill the prospect of a Superman movie for good.
DerZuhälter;199039508 said:Intermission right now. It's bad so far. The editing is all over the place. Baleman was a surgeon compared to Batfleck.
Cavill has been extremely incompetent and unlikable. Michael Cera is ridiculous in his portrayl of Luthor. Something between hammy 60s villain and .com CEO.
Jeremy Irons is solid though.
Much of the blame for this film will be laid at Zack Snyders feet, but that feels unfair to some degree. I think he made exactly the film Warner Bros. asked him to make; thats the problem. The film they asked him to make wasnt developed from an organic place. Its not the logical next step in a story being told. It is an informercial. It is slick, and it is frequently very pretty, and from scene to scene, from moment to moment, it looks like a real movie. But without a beating heart, this is a wax figure, lifeless and frozen, a simulation. The studio asked Snyder to make them a 150-minute trailer for their entire slate of superhero films, and he certainly did. Sadly, like most infomercials, this one promises more than it delivers, and two-and-a-half hours of being hustled left me cold. Whatever its selling, Im not buying.
DerZuhälter;199039508 said:Intermission right now. It's bad so far. The editing is all over the place. Baleman was a surgeon compared to Batfleck.
Cavill has been extremely incompetent and unlikable. Michael Cera is ridiculous in his portrayl of Luthor. Something between hammy 60s villain and .com CEO.
Jeremy Irons is solid though.
What you do is have Brainiac as your villain.., make him the reason for Krypton exploding... He preserves one Superior Kryptonian family (the Els), and while captured in Brainy's ship, Jor El sends his only son to Earth using one of Brainiac's escape Pods.God no, they would just fuck it up. They would have Mxy as some lovecraftian horror, when everyone knows those live in the 6th dimension.
It's crazy how Cavill was so fun and likable in Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Snyder can't seem to squeeze a drop of charm from him.
Hitfix review
http://www.hitfix.com/motion-captur...ows-lots-of-punches-but-with-no-impact-at-all
Drew is actually a big fan of Man of Steel
pretty damning.
DerZuhälter;199039508 said:Michael Cera is ridiculous in his portrayl of Luthor.
The problem isn't that they're "too serious". The problem is that these movies are just badly done. Most Batman comics for the last few decades can be pretty fucking serious. Hell, Black Mirror is a great read, but I wouldn't call it fun or funny. Tone isn't the issue - approach is. Superman should be lighter, sure, absolutely, but he can still be a lighter character in a dark story.
Its like Hayden Christiensen, man was actually a decent actor (see Shattered Glass if u dont believe me).
But Lucas, by his own admission, cant direct actors for shit.
It's crazy how Cavill was so fun and likable in Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Darkman 3: Die Darkman Die
That is a good name for a movie
Jeremy Irons is solid though.
Darkman 3: Die Darkman Die
That is a good name for a movie
I know, too, that where the Japanese had their kaiju eiga, films about "strange beasts" or "monsters" that are sometimes heroes, sometimes not (and always destroying cities either way), we developed superhero movies about "strange beasts" who are sometimes heroes, sometimes not, and always destroying cities. In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (hereafter BVS), there's a moment where Superman is referred to as a "monster." Batman is called that throughout--often by the very people he's helping. I don't think director Zack Snyder did this on purpose, though I do think it doesn't matter what Snyder intended. What he's done with this film is create the perfect monster for us in 2016. BVS is the most unpleasant, unsettling big-budget action/adventure movie to hit the friendly neighbourhood cineplex since Spielberg and Lucas's film maudit classic Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. (Cementing the connection, there's even a scene where someone gets "Mola Rammed.") Batman (Ben Affleck, fantastic) is a psychopath; Superman (Henry Cavill, fantastic) is a sociopath; Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot, well-cast) is Short Round, the only decent person in the whole damned thing and something of a caricature, a sketch of an idea of virtue. Take that as you will.
I wouldn't say that they are "badly done" either. There are somptuous visuals, music, choreography and general level of competence which separates thes movies from the likes of Fantastic 4.
No, the issue is truly the tone. Not the seriouslness of it, as you rightfully highlight, but the consistency of it. Snyder really doesn't know how to spice it up at all, that's why most of his movies are so draining (that and the running time).
I mean look at the Nolan Batman trilogy - not the most cheerful movies, it's all powerful, heavy stuff, no goofing around Avengers-style here. Even Winter Soldier looks at the seriousness of these movies and goes "damn!". However, Nolan is a director who understands that the viewer can only take so much of constant bombardment of oppression and seriousness, he understands how to create characters in whom the audience would be invested. Therefore we get some humorous passages, some quiet moments with Alfred, Rachel. Characters get a moment to breathe and the movie has scenes where the main plot stops so that the movie focuses on character development instead.
An intermission?
This movie is going to be a cult classic in the next decade, by how things are going.