Have any of you theatrical defenders actually watched it recently?
Yeah.
Sorry but I'm not gonna be convinced that the differences are enough to make the theatrical a "bad movie." It's largely the same picture. There are changes yes. Some are to the good. Some are
not.
If anything the theatrical version of Blade Runner is closer to Brazil's Love Conquers All cut
This is a pretty big overstatement, not just in terms of the content, but in the circumstances that led to the cuts in question. It's really not comparable, and certainly not a "complete betrayal" of the source material. The theatrical version of Blade Runner
is the source material. That it was improved upon (or rather, that an earlier version proved to be a better template from which to alter the film) doesn't negate its status as the original.
(unless you're trying to argue that the source material in question is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep," in which case ALL the cuts of Blade Runner are complete betrayals, as it's not really a faithful adaptation of that short story)
The theatrical release was also widely derided, poorly reviewed, and performed badly in theaters.
So? Most of those critics, when they reversed their previous critical assessments, did so upon rewatching
the same theatrical cut they derided. The film's reputation as a sci-fi classic happened in slow-motion, over the course of the 10 years between its release and the Workprint turning into the Director's Cut and getting re-released.
Again, if you're a fan of this movie already, and you've gone so far as to study it beyond a simple rewatch or two, I have a hard time seeing how in the hell you can call the Theatrical a "bad movie" in comparison to the other two. I can see having a preference, easily. Hell, I do too, and it's not for the theatrical. But the theatrical of Blade Runner is not far enough removed from Workprint/European/DC/FC to become "bad." There simply aren't enough differences between them all to create the sort of gulf between "Bonafide fucking sci-fi classic" and "shit" you're trying to say is there.
It's just memetic hyperbole more often than it isn't.
Dude wants to watch Blade Runner, right now, because it's on Netflix? Fuck it. Watch it. If there's enough in there that piques his curiosity (and there's probably gonna be) then he's got about 4 other options he can pursue at that point. But it's not like there's anything wrong with starting at the Theatrical if it's staring you in the face just waiting for a single button press to get it started.
Again - most of the reason the film is as revered as it is, is due to people being able to do JUST THAT on VHS and Laserdisc for a decade.